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Solar Dragon at 14:15, July 16, 2017

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Homer to the Max at 13:09, February 20, 2015

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Cook879 at 18:57, February 4, 2011

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 {{qf|Army Recruiter}} We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} What? Being gay?
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} What? Being gay?
 {{qf|Army Recruiter}} Close. The Army.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XVII|Moe'N'a Lisa}}
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' [[Bart]], can we go to [[Banana Republic]]? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart, can we go to [[Banana Republic]]? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
-:'''Bart:''' Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... ''[sees the mannequin]'' Oh my God, she's beautiful!
+{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... ''[sees the mannequin]'' Oh my God, she's beautiful!
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-:'''''[[Principal Skinner]]'':''' I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
-:'''Army Recruiter:''' How about re-enlisting?
+{{qf|Army Recruiter}} How about re-enlisting?
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' How about you bite me?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} How about you bite me?
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?
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-:'''Homer:''' How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
+{{qf|Homer}} How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' That was our last [[Christmas]] card!
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} That was our last [[Christmas]] card!
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-:'''Army Recruiter:''' Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
+{{qf|Army Recruiter}} Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Are you guys hitting on us?
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Are you guys hitting on us?
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-:'''Army Recruiter:''' We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
+{{qf|Army Recruiter}} We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' What? Being gay?
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} What? Being gay?
-:'''Army Recruiter:''' Close. The Army.
+{{qf|Army Recruiter}} Close. The Army.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, our son joined the army!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, our son joined the army!
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're [[China]], right?
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're [[China]], right?
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Fur is murder! ''[Splashes blood on him]'' When's the [[Krusty]] movie coming out?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Fur is murder! ''[Splashes blood on him]'' When's the Krusty movie coming out?
-:'''Krusty:''' Ugh, this is ruined. ''[To assistant]'' Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Ugh, this is ruined. ''[To assistant]'' Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
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-:'''[[Army recruit]]:''' Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
+{{qf|[[Army recruit]]}} Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
-:'''[[Army colonel]]:''' Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation
+{{qf|[[Army colonel]]}} Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation
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-:'''Army Sergeant:''' Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
+{{qf|Army Sergeant}} Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
-:'''Homer:''' That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
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 :''[Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks]''
-:'''Homer:''' Bring it on chumps! ''[The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of]'' Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bring it on chumps! ''[The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of]'' Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!
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-:'''Homer:''' ''[to the drill instructor]'' Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to the drill instructor]'' Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
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-:'''Chalmers:''' Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding?
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding?
-:'''Skinner:''' I honor the ding, sir.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I honor the ding, sir.
-:'''Chalmers:''' What the hell are you talking about?
+{{qf|Chalmers}} What the hell are you talking about?
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-:'''Marge:''' Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
+{{qf|Marge}} Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
-:'''Bart:''' Lisa's face?
+{{qf|Bart}} Lisa's face?
-:'''Marge:''' A phone tree.
+{{qf|Marge}} A phone tree.
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 {{TabQ}}
-{{Cleanup}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XVII|Moe'N'a Lisa}}
-'''Milhouse''': Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' [[Bart]], can we go to [[Banana Republic]]? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
+:'''Bart:''' Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... ''[sees the mannequin]'' Oh my God, she's beautiful!
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-'''Principal Skinner''': I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
+:'''''[[Principal Skinner]]'':''' I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
+:'''Army Recruiter:''' How about re-enlisting?
-'''Army Recruiter''': How about re-enlisting?
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' How about you bite me?
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-'''Homer''': Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
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-'''Moe''': Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
+:'''[[Moe]]:''' Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
+:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?
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-'''Homer''': How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
+:'''Homer:''' How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
+:'''[[Cletus]]:''' That was our last [[Christmas]] card!
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-'''Army Recruiter''': Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
+:'''Army Recruiter:''' Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
+:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Are you guys hitting on us?
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-'''Army Recruiter''': We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
+:'''Army Recruiter:''' We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
+:'''[[Dolph]]:''' What? Being gay?
-'''Dolph''': What? Being gay?
+:'''Army Recruiter:''' Close. The Army.
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-'''Marge''': Homer, our son joined the army!
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, our son joined the army!
+:'''Homer:''' Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're [[China]], right?
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-'''Lisa''': Fur is murder! (Splashes blood on him) When's the Krusty movie coming out?
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Fur is murder! ''[Splashes blood on him]'' When's the [[Krusty]] movie coming out?
+:'''Krusty:''' Ugh, this is ruined. ''[To assistant]'' Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
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-'''Army Private''': Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
+:'''[[Army recruit]]:''' Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
+:'''[[Army colonel]]:''' Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation
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-'''Army Sergeant''': Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the Army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
+:'''Army Sergeant:''' Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
+:'''Homer:''' That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
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-(Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks)
+:''[Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks]''
+:'''Homer:''' Bring it on chumps! ''[The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of]'' Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!
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-'''Homer''' (to the drill instructor): Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
+:'''Homer:''' ''[to the drill instructor]'' Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
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-'''Chalmers''': Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honour the ding?
+:'''Chalmers:''' Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding?
+:'''Skinner:''' I honor the ding, sir.
-'''Skinner''': I honour the ding, sir.
+:'''Chalmers:''' What the hell are you talking about?
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-'''Marge''': Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
+:'''Marge:''' Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
+:'''Bart:''' Lisa's face?
-'''Bart''': Lisa's face?
+:'''Marge:''' A phone tree.
 {{Season 18|Q}}

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 '''Homer''': Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world… We're China, right?
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-'''Lisa''': Fur is murder! When's the Krusty movie coming out?
+'''Lisa''': Fur is murder! (Splashes blood on him) When's the Krusty movie coming out?
-'''Krusty:''': Ugh, this [fur suit]'s ruined. Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
+'''Krusty''': Ugh, this [fur suit]'s ruined. (To assistant) Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
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 '''Army Private''': Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.

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 '''Lisa''': Fur is murder! When's the Krusty movie coming out?
 '''Krusty:''': Ugh, this [fur suit]'s ruined. Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
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 '''Chalmers''': Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honour the ding?
 '''Skinner''': I honour the ding, sir.
 '''Chalmers''': What the hell are you talking about?
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