Güber Driver/Quotes - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Otto:''' Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time! :'''Seymour Skinner:''' This is your twenty-third..."

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:'''[[Otto]]:''' Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural sympton of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Suspended with pay?!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No!
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Bummer...
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' If by "silly" you mean, "holly"-- then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!
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:'''[[Otto]]:''' I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
:'''[[Rafael]]:''' How generous.

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	{{qf\|Otto}} I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!		{{qf\|Otto}} I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
	{{qf\|[[Raphael]]}} How generous.		{{qf\|[[Raphael]]}} How generous.
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		+	[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

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-:'''[[Otto]]:''' Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
+{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural sympton of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural symptom of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' Suspended with pay?!
+{{qf|Otto}} Suspended with pay?!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No!
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' Bummer...
+{{qf|Otto}} Bummer...
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-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
+{{qf|Otto}} Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' If by "silly" you mean, "holly"-- then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!
+{{qf|Ned}} If by "silly" you mean, "holy"—then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!
 ----
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!
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-:'''[[Otto]]:''' I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
+{{qf|Otto}} I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
-:'''[[Raphael]]:''' How generous.
+{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} How generous.

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