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Abbot: Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf, removing quote characters (code: quotes)

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SolarBot: replaced: Otto Man → Otto Mann (2)

2012-12-09T16:27:07Z

replaced: Otto Man → Otto Mann (2)

SolarBot at 10:46, September 1, 2012

2012-09-01T10:46:37Z

Cook879bot: clean up, replaced: Nahasapeemapetilan → Nahasapeemapetilon (2)

2011-09-29T20:41:14Z

clean up, replaced: Nahasapeemapetilan → Nahasapeemapetilon (2)

SolarBot: replaced: Otto Mann → Otto Man (2)

2011-06-27T18:04:59Z

replaced: Otto Mann → Otto Man (2)

SolarBot: replaced: Nahasapeemapetilon → Nahasapeemapetilan (2)

2011-06-12T19:31:55Z

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 {{qf|Lisa}} How did you know we were coming?
-{{qf|[[Prof. Frink]]}} Because I have mastered the one true science...''[dramatic pose]'' astrology!
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Because I have mastered the one true science...''[dramatic pose]'' astrology!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't you mean 'astronomy'?
-{{qf|Prof. Frink}} No, my dear, I said ''[goes back to dramatic pose]'' astrology!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} No, my dear, I said ''[goes back to dramatic pose]'' astrology!
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 :''[Homer and Bart pass through a mountain using a portal/tunnel, coming out of the other side with Bender in the car.]''

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 {{qf|Snake}} ''[semi-delirious]'' What soups do they have? ''[passes out]'' ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama13.mp3 audio clip]''
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-:''[At the high school prom, it's time for slow dance. Martin and his date, Childlike-Humanoid-Urban-Muchacho (or C.H.U.M., which he invented in [[Fat Man and Little Boy]]) are dancing.]''
+:''[At the high school prom, it's time for slow dance. Martin and his date, Childlike-Humanoid-Urban-Muchacho (or C.H.U.M., which he invented in "[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]") are dancing.]''
 {{qf|[[Martin]]}} So, any plans after graduation?
 {{qf|C.H.U.M.}} Travel.

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 {{qf|[[Snake]]}} Don't move, Teenage Bart! I've got you covered with my phaser-slash-cell phone.
-:''[The phone begins playing ''The Entertainer.]]''
+:''[The phone begins playing ''The Entertainer.]''
 {{qf|Snake}} ''[talking into phone]'' Dude, this is totally not the time to call me... I don't know, some kind of pasta... look, just get me what you're having... ew, not that!
 :''[Bart knocks Snake out.]''

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{Cleanup}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mobile Homer|Don't Fear the Roofer}}
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're gay for [[Hans Moleman|Moleman]]!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're gay for Moleman!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No, YOU'RE gay for Moleman!
 {{qf|[[Moleman]]}} ''[sadly]'' Nobody's gay for Moleman.
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 {{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Okay, I want a nice clean prom. That means no booze, kick, puff, doze, max, stim, or turb. Remember, stim kills!
 {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} It's what turned Superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable.
-{{qf|[[Chalmers]]}} ''[going around in a circle in an electronic wheelchair]'' Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!<div style=display:none;>(Note: please try to get the spelling of the drugs he mentions and fix links)</div>
+{{qf|[[Chalmers]]}} ''[going around in a circle in an electronic wheelchair]'' Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!<!-- Note: please try to get the spelling of the drugs he mentions and fix links -->
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 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[MoeClone drops a beer mug]'' You moron! Oh, why did I think I ever needed a clone?
@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 {{qf|Moe}} Oh, please, not this again. ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama9.mp3 audio clip]''
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-:''[Moe and MoeClone are watching Homer and Krusty strangle each other]''
+:''[Moe and MoeClone are watching Homer and Krusty strangle each other.]''
-{{qf|Moe(?)}} Once they destroy each other...
+{{qf|Moe}} Once they destroy each other...
-{{qf|MoeClone(?)}} ...then we make our move.''[a spider with Moe's head lowers himself down]''
+{{qf|MoeClone}} ...then we make our move.''[a spider with Moe's head lowers himself down]''
-{{qf|MoeSpiderClone}} Yes, we make our move.<br />''[camera zooms in on SpiderClone and both Moes look at him]''
+{{qf|MoeSpiderClone}} Yes, we make our move.
 {{qf|MoeSpiderClone}} What? A spider got into the cloning machine.
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-:''[In the future, Teenage Lisa strangling Teenage Bart after finding out he took the Yale scholarship'')
+:''[In the future, Teenage Lisa strangling Teenage Bart after finding out he took the Yale scholarship.]''
 {{qf|Teenage Lisa}} You've wrecked my life!
-:''[In the present, Lisa is also strangling Bart)<br />''
+:''[In the present, Lisa is also strangling Bart.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} You're gonna wreck my life!
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-:''[Homer puts on a wig and leads Bart to the airlock in his underwater home]''
+:''[Homer puts on a wig and leads Bart to the airlock in his underwater home.]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on, boy! We're hitting the town!
-:''[They sit in the decompression chamber. Homer reaches for a knob]''
+:''[They sit in the decompression chamber. Homer reaches for a knob.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} After decompressing, of course.
-:''[Homer turns the knob which begins a countdown of three hours as well as the hissing noise of decompression. By the end of this dialogue, only eleven seconds tick by]''
+:''[Homer turns the knob which begins a countdown of three hours as well as the hissing noise of decompression. By the end of this dialogue, only eleven seconds tick by.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[beat]'' So...what do ya do to kill time in here?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[beat]'' So... what do ya do to kill time in here?
 {{qf|Homer}} There's a DVD player, but it doesn't work.
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-:''[Milhouse gets stuck between two trees]''
+:''[Milhouse gets stuck between two trees.]''
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]], [[Carl Carlson|Carl]], can you pull me out?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Lenny, Carl, can you pull me out?
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Sorry, we're ghosts now.
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Our spirits live in those two trees.
-{{qf|Lenny}} Or maybe we're alive and feel like jerking you around!<br />'''Carl:''' Or maybe we're one of each!
+{{qf|Lenny}} Or maybe we're alive and feel like jerking you around!
-:''[Lenny and Carl chuckle as they leave, complete with eerie alien-style music]''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama17.mp3 audio clip]
+{{qf|Carl}} Or maybe we're one of each!
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-{{qf|Bart}} This blows! I wanna see Vice President [[Cletus Spuckler|Cletus]]!
+{{qf|Bart}} This blows! I wanna see Vice President Cletus!
-:''[changes machine screen to VP Cletus]''
+:''[Changes machine screen to VP Cletus.]''
-{{qf|Vice President [[Cletus]]}} ''[on phone]'' You want me to attend the funeral of the Sultan of Brunei? Well, I would consider it my honor. ''[yelling]'' Hey, Brandine! Pack my evenin' britches! We goin' to Brunei! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama20.mp3 audio clip]''
+{{qf|Vice President [[Cletus]]}} ''[on phone]'' You want me to attend the funeral of the Sultan of Brunei? Well, I would consider it my honor. ''[yelling]'' Hey, [[Brandine]]! Pack my evenin' britches! We goin' to Brunei! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama20.mp3 audio clip]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} How did you know we were coming?
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 {{qf|Prof. Frink}} No, my dear, I said ''[goes back to dramatic pose]'' astrology!
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-:''[Homer and Bart pass through a mountain using a portal/tunnel, coming out of the other side with [[Bender]] in the car]''
+:''[Homer and Bart pass through a mountain using a portal/tunnel, coming out of the other side with Bender in the car.]''
 {{qf|[[Bender]]}} Alright! You guys are my new best friends!
 {{qf|Homer}} You wish, loser! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama8.mp3 audio clip]''
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 {{qf|[[Snake]]}} Don't move, Teenage Bart! I've got you covered with my phaser-slash-cell phone.
-:''[the phone begins playing ''The Entertainer'') (talking into phone]''
+:''[The phone begins playing ''The Entertainer.]]''
-{{qf|Snake}}Dude, this is totally not the time to call me...I don't know, some kind of pasta...look, just get me what you're having...ew, not that!
+{{qf|Snake}} ''[talking into phone]'' Dude, this is totally not the time to call me... I don't know, some kind of pasta... look, just get me what you're having... ew, not that!
-:''[Bart knocks Snake out]''
+:''[Bart knocks Snake out.]''
-{{qf|Snake}}(semi-delirious) What soups do they have? (passes out) ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama13.mp3 audio clip]''
+{{qf|Snake}} ''[semi-delirious]'' What soups do they have? ''[passes out]'' ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama13.mp3 audio clip]''
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-:''[at the high school prom, it's time for slow dance. Martin and his date, Childlike-Humanoid-Urban-Muchacho {or C.H.U.M., which he invented in [[Fat Man and Little Boy]]} are dancing]''
+:''[At the high school prom, it's time for slow dance. Martin and his date, Childlike-Humanoid-Urban-Muchacho (or C.H.U.M., which he invented in [[Fat Man and Little Boy]]) are dancing.]''
 {{qf|[[Martin]]}} So, any plans after graduation?
 {{qf|C.H.U.M.}} Travel.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[Bart is watching a hologram of the prom, Martin is dancing with his robot date]'' Is that robot break dancing?
 {{qf|Bart}} No, he just activated his self-destruct mechanism.
-:''[the robot explodes]''
+:''[The robot explodes.]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey Moe. Hey MoeClone.
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 {{qf|Moe}} Watch with the attitude, mister! You came from my back fat.
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-{{qf|[[Otto Mann|Otto]]}} (runs nude from the limo he was driving) I can fly! I can fly! :(runs toward a cliff while flapping his arms, but stops before he reaches the edge]'' ''
+{{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''[runs nude from the limo he was driving]'' I can fly! I can fly!
-{{qf|Otto Mann|Otto]]}}Just kidding. I know I can't fly. I can glide though! ''[runs off the edge and falls to his death]''
+:''[Runs toward a cliff while flapping his arms, but stops before he reaches the edge.]''
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 :''[Bart is cleaning the Kwik-E-Mart floor.]''
-{{qf|[[Anoop Nahasapeemapetilon|Anoop]]}} ''[Spits on floor.]'' You missed a spot! Do it again!
+{{qf|[[Anoop Nahasapeemapetilon|Anoop]]}} ''[spits on floor]'' You missed a spot! Do it again!
 {{qf|Bart}} Yes, Mr [[Gheet Nahasapeemapetilon|Gheet]].
-{{qf|Anoop}} "I'm Anoop, you racist cracker! "''[Kicks Bart.]''
+{{qf|Anoop}} I'm Anoop, you racist cracker! ''[kicks Bart]''
 {{Season 16|Q}}

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 :'''Moe:''' "Watch with the attitude, mister! You came from my back fat."
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-:'''[[Otto Man|Otto]]:''' (runs nude from the limo he was driving) "I can fly! I can fly!" :(runs toward a cliff while flapping his arms, but stops before he reaches the edge)'' ''
+:'''[[Otto Mann|Otto]]:''' (runs nude from the limo he was driving) "I can fly! I can fly!" :(runs toward a cliff while flapping his arms, but stops before he reaches the edge)'' ''
-:'''Otto Man|Otto]]:'''"Just kidding. I know I can't fly. I can glide though!" ''(runs off the edge and falls to his death)''
+:'''Otto Mann|Otto]]:'''"Just kidding. I know I can't fly. I can glide though!" ''(runs off the edge and falls to his death)''
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 :''(Bart is cleaning the Kwik-E-Mart floor.)''

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
-|episode = Future-Drama
+{{Cleanup}}
 }}
 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' "You're gay for [[Hans Moleman|Moleman]]!"
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' "No, YOU'RE gay for Moleman!"
 :'''[[Moleman]]:''' ''(sadly)'' "Nobody's gay for Moleman."
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 :'''[[Kearney]]:''' "Okay, I want a nice clean prom. That means no booze, kick, puff, doze, max, stim, or turb. Remember, stim kills!"
 :'''[[Skinner]]:''' "It's what turned Superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable."
 :'''[[Chalmers]]:''' "''(going around in a circle in an electronic wheelchair)'' Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!"<div style="display:none;">(Note: please try to get the spelling of the drugs he mentions and fix links)</div>
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 :'''[[Moe]]:''' ''(MoeClone drops a beer mug)'' "You moron! Oh, why did I think I ever needed a clone?"
 :'''MoeClone:''' "Hey, I'm not the clone! You're the clone!"
 :'''Moe:''' "Oh, please, not this again." [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama9.mp3 audio clip]
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 :''(Moe and MoeClone are watching Homer and Krusty strangle each other)''
@@ Line 28: / Line 24: @@
 :''(In the present, Lisa is also strangling Bart)<br />''
 :'''Lisa:''' "You're gonna wreck my life!"
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 :''(Homer puts on a wig and leads Bart to the airlock in his underwater home)''
@@ Line 37: / Line 32: @@
 :'''Bart:''' ''(beat)'' "So...what do ya do to kill time in here?"
 :'''Homer:''' "There's a DVD player, but it doesn't work."
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 :''(Milhouse gets stuck between two trees)''
@@ Line 49: / Line 43: @@
 :''(changes machine screen to VP Cletus)''
 :'''Vice President [[Cletus]]:''' ''(on phone)'' "You want me to attend the funeral of the Sultan of Brunei? Well, I would consider it my honor. ''(yelling)'' Hey, Brandine! Pack my evenin' britches! We goin' to Brunei!" [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama20.mp3 audio clip]
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 :'''Lisa:''' "How did you know we were coming?"
@@ Line 55: / Line 48: @@
 :'''Lisa:''' "Don't you mean 'astronomy'?"
 :'''Prof. Frink:''' "No, my dear, I said ''(goes back to dramatic pose)'' astrology!"
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 :''(Homer and Bart pass through a mountain using a portal/tunnel, coming out of the other side with [[Bender]] in the car)''
 :'''[[Bender]]:''' "Alright! You guys are my new best friends!"
 :'''Homer:''' "You wish, loser! "[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama8.mp3 audio clip]
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 :'''[[Snake]]:''' "Don't move, Teenage Bart! I've got you covered with my phaser-slash-cell phone."
@@ Line 67: / Line 58: @@
 :''(Bart knocks Snake out)''
 :'''Snake:'''(semi-delirious) "What soups do they have?" (passes out) [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama13.mp3 audio clip]
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 :''(at the high school prom, it's time for slow dance. Martin and his date, "Childlike-Humanoid-Urban-Muchacho" {or C.H.U.M., which he invented in "[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]} are dancing)''
@@ Line 75: / Line 65: @@
 :'''C.H.U.M.:''' "Travel cancelled!"
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-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' ''(to a girl at prom)''"I can use the potty now." [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama3.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''[[Ralph]]:''' ''(to a girl at prom)''"I can use the potty now."
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 :'''Lisa:''' ''(Bart is watching a hologram of the prom, Martin is dancing with his robot "date")'' "Is that robot break dancing?"
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 :'''MoeClone:''' "Oh right. You're the 'people person'!"
 :'''Moe:''' "Watch with the attitude, mister! You came from my back fat."
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 :'''[[Otto Man|Otto]]:''' (runs nude from the limo he was driving) "I can fly! I can fly!" :(runs toward a cliff while flapping his arms, but stops before he reaches the edge)'' ''
 :'''Otto Man|Otto]]:'''"Just kidding. I know I can't fly. I can glide though!" ''(runs off the edge and falls to his death)''
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 :''(Bart is cleaning the Kwik-E-Mart floor.)''
@@ Line 98: / Line 86: @@
 :'''Anoop''': "I'm Anoop, you racist cracker! "''(Kicks Bart.)''
-{{Season 16 Q}}
+{{Season 16|Q}}

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 :''(Bart is cleaning the Kwik-E-Mart floor.)''
-:'''[[Anoop Nahasapeemapetilan|Anoop]]''': ''(Spits on floor.)'' "You missed a spot! Do it again!"
+:'''[[Anoop Nahasapeemapetilon|Anoop]]''': ''(Spits on floor.)'' "You missed a spot! Do it again!"
-:'''Bart''': "Yes, Mr [[Gheet Nahasapeemapetilan|Gheet]]."
+:'''Bart''': "Yes, Mr [[Gheet Nahasapeemapetilon|Gheet]]."
 :'''Anoop''': "I'm Anoop, you racist cracker! "''(Kicks Bart.)''
 {{Season 16 Q}}