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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up, Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Six days?!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' No vacations?!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' [GULP!]
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' This is all you fault, Simpson.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Brother!

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 {{qf|Gil}} Don't worry... half of the boxes won't open anyway. The company used too much molasses... ...And the Army Corps of Engineers has been using them as bricks to shore up levees!
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-{{qf|Gil}} Kids, you can win wonderful prizes! If you sell five boxes, you'll win a scratch-and-sniff sticker. Sell ten boxes, and you'll win a sticker that doesn't smell! Twenty boxes gets you a glossy 8x10 photograph signed by heartthrob newsman {{W|Marvin Kalb}}!
+{{qf|Gil}} Kids, you can win wonderful prizes! If you sell five boxes, you'll win a scratch-and-sniff sticker. Sell ten boxes, and you'll win a sticker that doesn't smell! Twenty boxes gets you a glossy 8x10 photograph signed by heartthrob newsman [[Marvin Kalb]]!
 {{qf|Bart}} And now for the ol' switcheroo.
 {{qf|Gil}} And if you sell fifty boxes, you'll win our best prize...

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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
-{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'll take any excuse to get out of class...but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hiya, kids! I'm Gil Gunderson, and I'll be working to help you and your school make money! It'll be easy! Who wouldn't love selling Nutty Fun Time Peanut Brittle? Everyone loves it!
 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
-{{qf|Lisa}} And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
+{{qf|Lisa}} And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second-rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
-{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
+{{qf|Gil}} I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
 {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What's up, Lisa?
-{{qf|Lisa}} I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic legumes!
-{{qf|Moe}} Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's still some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
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-{{qf|Bart}} We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
+{{qf|Nelson}} You'll buy this brittle or else, old man!
-{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} Six days?!
+{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} But I don't even have teeth!
 {{qf|Nelson}} No vacations?!
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-{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} It's some kind of riot! Should I call for backup, Chief?
 {{qf|Gil}} [GULP!]
-{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
+{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the Mayor to put the kids to work.
-{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It's good to see our city's...er, ah...young people willing to lend a hand after the recent...er, ah...unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
-{{qf|Nelson}} This is all you fault, Simpson.
+{{qf|Nelson}} This is all your fault, Simpson.
 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Brother!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, brother!
 [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
+{{qf|Lisa}} And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
 ----
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up, Lisa?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What's up, Lisa?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
+{{qf|Moe}} Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
+{{qf|Bart}} We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
-:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Six days?!
+{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} Six days?!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' No vacations?!
+{{qf|Nelson}} No vacations?!
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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' [GULP!]
+{{qf|Gil}} [GULP!]
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
-:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' This is all you fault, Simpson.
+{{qf|Nelson}} This is all you fault, Simpson.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Brother!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Brother!