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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up, Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Six days?!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' No vacations?!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' [GULP!]
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' This is all you fault, Simpson.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Brother!

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	:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!		:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!

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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
+{{qf|Lisa}} And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up, Lisa?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What's up, Lisa?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
+{{qf|Moe}} Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
+{{qf|Bart}} We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
-:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Six days?!
+{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} Six days?!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' No vacations?!
+{{qf|Nelson}} No vacations?!
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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' [GULP!]
+{{qf|Gil}} [GULP!]
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
-:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' This is all you fault, Simpson.
+{{qf|Nelson}} This is all you fault, Simpson.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, Brother!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Brother!