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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Okay, just act cool. Hey, {{ap|Amy|Squeaky-voiced teen's girlfriend}}, you promming? I... ''[groans]'' So, Amy, some of your hair got caught in your locker and I took it. No! No! God, no!
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{{qf|Judge}} And what reason did Mr. Simpson give for renting the machine?
{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} To quote, "dig a bitching swimming pool in his backyard, then throw an awesome pool party and not invite Flanders."
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your Honor, I'd like to take over the questioning, if I may.
{{qf|Judge}} Mr. Simpson, only a fool has himself for a lawyer.
{{qf|Homer}} That's exactly my point, sir.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Also, we have no choice but to find for the plaintiff.
{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
{{qf|Judge}} You're the plaintiff.
{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo!
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{{qf|Homer}} Kids. Look what Daddy bought with his settlement money.
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Floatie noodles and pool balls?
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We don't have a pool, Homer. We have a hole, which you can't fix because the judge banned you from renting any class A excavating equipment. It's now in the permanent court record that I married a buffoon. It was stipulated by all parties.
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{{qf|Homer}} My legacy can be Lisa.
{{qf|Marge}} She's my legacy.
{{qf|Homer}} Aw, I called dibs on Lisa in the delivery room. I saw her first.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} The nearest the Simpsons ever came to a legacy was when my uncle had a soup named after him at the chowder hall. A lot of people got sick from Stan soup.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Son, I never played catch with you or tossed you a football or taught you how to ride a bike.
{{qf|Homer}} I hate you, you monster!
{{qf|Grampa}} But now we have this.
{{qf|Homer}} Yeah... you're all right.
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{{qf|Marge}} Since you've been playing [[Noodleball]], your weight gain has plateaued. If you keep this up, you could not gain 50 pounds.
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{{qf|Homer}} We're losing pools all over town.
{{qf|Grampa}} What if we try to take over some pickleball courts?
{{qf|Homer}} No, those Wiffle Ball whackers are psycho. They killed tennis without even breaking a sweat.
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{{qf|Marge}} There's someone here who wants to see you. ''[whispering]'' I let him in because he's wearing a suit.
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{{qf|[[Gabriel Razelton]]}} Gentlemen, I'm Gabriel Razelton. People call me "The Raz." But you shouldn't because I hate it.
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{{qf|Homer}} Okay, we want you to tell us.
{{qf|Grampa}} No, you idiot, we decided show!
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, just give us one more huddle.
{{qf|Gabriel Razelton}} Show! It was always show!
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{{qf|Homer}} We'll be remembered forever, like [[Abraham Lincoln|that dude]] in the [[Lincoln Memorial]].
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{{qf|Grampa}} When I was a boy, you kissed any horse that walked by. And that's how I acquired my taste for hay.
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't dump Grampa. He's my father. We're like brothers.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry, but my dad and I created Noodleball together.
{{qf|Gabriel Razelton}} ''[sighs]'' You're a man of rare integrity. But I accept your deci--
{{qf|Homer}} I'll do it! The old man's out!
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{{qf|{{Ch|Blake Griffin}}}} Noodleball is the perfect game for retired players whose bodies have been permanently destroyed by the sport they love. Which is all of us.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer.
{{qf|Homer}} Darling.
{{qf|Marge}} Homer.
{{qf|Homer}} My beloved.
{{qf|Marge}} Are you waiting for your father to die so you won't have to tell him you totally screwed him over?
{{qf|Homer}} Little bit.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What's an obituary?
{{qf|Grampa}} It's where they summarize your whole life in one sentence. Mine's gonna read: "He was stabbed in the back by his son."
{{qf|Homer}} A real father would support his son's terrible, heartless decision!

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 {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Okay, just act cool. Hey, {{ap|Amy|Squeaky-Voiced Teen's girlfriend}}, you promming? I... ''[groans]'' So, Amy, some of your hair got caught in your locker and I took it. No! No! God, no!
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-{{qf|Judge}} And what reason did Mr. Simpson give for renting the machine?
+{{qf|Lawyer}} And what reason did Mr. Simpson give for renting the machine?
 {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} To quote, "dig a bitching swimming pool in his backyard, then throw an awesome pool party and not invite Flanders."
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Stew Lies|Estranger Things}}
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Okay, just act cool. Hey, {{ap|Amy|Squeaky-voiced teen's girlfriend}}, you promming? I... ''[groans]'' So, Amy, some of your hair got caught in your locker and I took it. No! No! God, no!
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Okay, just act cool. Hey, {{ap|Amy|Squeaky-Voiced Teen's girlfriend}}, you promming? I... ''[groans]'' So, Amy, some of your hair got caught in your locker and I took it. No! No! God, no!
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 {{qf|Judge}} And what reason did Mr. Simpson give for renting the machine?
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} To quote, "dig a bitching swimming pool in his backyard, then throw an awesome pool party and not invite Flanders."
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} To quote, "dig a bitching swimming pool in his backyard, then throw an awesome pool party and not invite Flanders."
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your Honor, I'd like to take over the questioning, if I may.