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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Do the Wrong Thing|Lisa Gets an F1}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lenny_Leonard" title="Lenny Leonard">Lenny Leonard</a>}} Hey, Simpson. They got fresh donuts in the break room. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} No time fo...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Do the Wrong Thing|Lisa Gets an F1}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey, Simpson. They got fresh donuts in the break room.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No time for donuts. I've got to get to work. Work, work, work.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Look at that Homer Simpson. He's the best kind of holic: Worka.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You know, you start with huge dreams, but after 20 years at that plant, all I've got is a big ball of rubber bands.<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} For 20 years, that ball ain't so big.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You start out, you think you're gonna have a big ball of rubber bands, then you realize, you even failed at that.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Wow. I never knew smart people could be unhappy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Oh, my, that's a tear. I have empathy, Which means that I am, which means that I am, in fact, human, as I have long hypothesized.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Woman on phone}} Homer Simpson? I was wondering if you'd be interested in a job At the [[Kevät Kenttä Nuclear Power Plant|new nuclear plant]] in [[Shelbyville]].<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Me? Are you sure you don't want somebody younger or more Lenny?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, why can't I give you moral support?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Because your moral support always comes with conditions. I shouldn't drink so much. I should stay alive so I can see you graduate. Come on. Give up those dreams, kid.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} Look, sir, the deal was I would help you get the job. That's it I didn't even ask for anything. My quid was woefully un-pro quo'd.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You can't walk out on me now. You know the saying: If you get a man a job, you feed him for a day. If you do a man's job, you feed him for a lifetime.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} All right, Simpson, this is the 691st time you've left us for another job.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, well, I have a good feeling about this time.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} So, we finally said what the hell, we have a form for everything else around here, so why not this?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, you're the lady who thought she was gonna get the job. No hard feelings?<br /> {{qf|[[Lori Spivak]]}} Well, certainly, not to your face.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hmm, I'm sensing something beneath that remark.<br /> {{qf|Dr. Spivak}} Nothing I'll share with you. Until it's too late.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Dr. Spivak}} You alternate between grasping for basic English and incredibly complex answers. You're like an idiot that ate a genius.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Are you insulting my brains or complimenting my appetite?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} You cannot tell me what to do.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yes, I can. As long as you tell me how to say it. Come on, tell me how to say it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Are you coming back to work here &quot;hat-in-hand,&quot; &quot;defiant,&quot; &quot;begging for mercy...&quot;<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Um, is there a box for &quot;preposterous scheme that blew up in my face&quot;?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Of course there is. Did you... Learn a lesson or not?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I did, but I'll soon forget it.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Welcome back, Simpson.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't bug me, I'm on a break.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}</div>

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