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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson|Bart the Bad Guy}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} Dad, are you sure you&#039;re okay eating here? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} &#039;&#039;[laughs]&#039;&#039; I c...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson|Bart the Bad Guy}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[laughs]'' I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, hi. Homer Simpson, longtime fan. Astronaut, sometime taxpayer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much for letting me visit you during office hours.<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Hessler]]}} His last visitor was the process server for the monkey who's suing him.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Um, who's this?<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler. We share the space here. Pay her no mind. She's in the humanities.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} My parents had great chemistry. Uh, no love, but they were chemists. The only way I could get noticed was through science and changing the pitch of my voice so they couldn't help but notice me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} {{ap|Frinkcoin|cryptocurrency}}, the brainchild of longtime bachelor... of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint. Arnie Pye is live at the news conference.<br /> {{qf|[[Arnie Pye]]}} I don't know why, Kent. With all the layoffs, they've got me, the traffic guy, on the science beat. I just found out how a helicopter flies. It's terrifying!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Professor. I wanted to see how you're enjoying your newfound fame and wealth.<br /> {{qf|Professor Hessler}} He hasn't invested in deodorant. I can tell you that much.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Never seen a fat man move so fast.<br /> {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Got a cigarette?<br /> {{qf|Patty}} Not since we moved to Disney.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} Actually, studies show that one and a half is the optimum number of cheers, so...<br /> {{qf|Bar patrons}} Hip hip hooray! Hip hip--<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} And done.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you.<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} That is not true! Those guys are my best buddies! Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old. My parents have split up nearly a thousand times. My brother is a scab on society's knee. And every time I get a pony or make a friend, they get the hell out of town.<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} Wow, you have lived quite a life.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah, it's not all bad. I had a jazz friend. ''[sighs]'' Who died.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Someone's gonna solve that? This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm.<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice!<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Stay in your lane, Mel!<br /> {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} You've given me no lane!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} You see, the skybox wasn't available, so I got regular tickets.<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Oh, that reminds me. I need to have a cyst removed. Now's as good a time as any.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, and I got to be there to say, uh, &quot;Do not resuscitate.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Do resuscitate!<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Ah, uh, I really should write that down.<br /> <br /> {{Season 31|Q}}</div>

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