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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Friends Without Benefits
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Temperance Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Love and War}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Temperance]]
|optional = [[Moe]]
|internal = FriendsWithoutBenefits
|id = 241022 - 241026
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Friends Without Benefits''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} content update. It requires [[Temperance]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|This future town is so complicated. New buildings appear all the time.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|There's a tavern. Perhaps they can give me directions.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, heya Midge. So you finally decided to mix up the wardrobe, eh? Retire the ol' green dress?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. What's with that getup anyway? Did I miss another Civil War reenactment?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Who's Midge? My name is Temperance. Could one of you fine gentlemen tell me where I am?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hot diggity, a Marge look-a-like! My Dear Sky Finger letters finally paid off. Time to turn on the ol' Moe charm.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temperance Get Her Bearings|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Turn on the "Charm"|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|Look no further for assistance, madam. This here is the fine town of Springfield. And uh, where might you be from?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|I hail from the island of Nantucket.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well don't you worry, Moe here will be your guide.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|You are Moe? Your name is on the sign outside. You are the proprietor of this establishment?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, technically with the foreclosure…it's complicated.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I see…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|But yeah, I'm Moe. So, uh, you gots a boyfriend?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Well… it's complicated…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|I see…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temperance Explain|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Get His Hopes Up|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow, that's quite a tale. It's like it came from one of those… Ah you know, that things wit all dem words in it. Kinda heavy… Barney, help me out here.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, a talkative sumo wrestler?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Hopeful}}
{{TB|Forget it. So anyway, since your husband ain't here, you wanna go out on a date?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|A date?! I'll have you know that, unlike my husband, I take my marital vows very seriously!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, temper, temper Temperance. Look, a date with me is just two people talking. There ain't nothin' romantic about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|My apologies. In that case, a date would be fine. But you're sure this isn't something intimate?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Most definitely. {{*}}picks up phone{{*}} Hello? Gilded Truffle. Reservation for two, please… Yeah, the dark part of the joint.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|This restaurant is fancy, but I'm worried it may be too romantic. The napkins look like little swans and when they face each other they form a heart!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|No, that's not romantic. It's a cardiovascular warning from the health department. Yeah, that's it. They're very strict. So, you ready to eat?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|I am rather hungry, but I don't recognize most of the items on this menu. What is "couple's fondue"?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that's just a meal with two long forks where youse feeds each other. It's, uh, very professional.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Huh, well I'm a little out of my element. Would you mind ordering for me? I just want to admire all these candles surrounding our table.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sure thing. Uh, waiter, I'll have the caviar and she'll have the oysters. And another bottle of wine please. You know, the businessman's special.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temperance Enjoy the Aphrodisiacs|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], [[Luigi's]], [[Pimento Grove]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Take Out a Loan for Dinner|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], [[Luigi's]], [[Pimento Grove]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Did yous enjoy the meal?}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|I certainly did. The food in this town is fantastic. Well, it's getting late. Would you mind walking me home?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you see the thing is, around here it's normal after a meal to go look at the stars. Under a blanket. And just talk.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|It is? I see. Well, when in [[Rome]]…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah sure. But again, this is Springfield.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|This place is lovely. What's the name of it again?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Tongue-Kiss Point. But don't pay no attention to the name, it's French and doesn't translate to English right.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Don't look now, but there's a couple cuddling over there.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My goodness! I tell you, some people just ain't decent.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Makes you wanna…maybe try out what they're doing just so you can…ya know, understand the depths of their, uh…their indecency.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I think I can see the depths of it just fine from here.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, me too. Total depths.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temperance Gaze at the Stars|8 hours|[[Tongue-Kiss Point]], [[Springfield Gorge]], [[Mount Carlmore]], [[Mount Fuji]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Gaze at Temperance|8 hours|[[Tongue-Kiss Point]], [[Springfield Gorge]], [[Mount Carlmore]], [[Mount Fuji]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, thank you for a lovely evening, Moe. This town may have some strange traditions, but it's good to know it's got decent people in it, like you.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Aw shucks, Temperance. Tonight wasn't anything special…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Hopeful}}
{{TB|Just a completely normal non-romantic date that'll probably make me have to miss my rent payments for the rest of the year.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps we can do this again sometime?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Only if Barney pays his full bar tab.}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Moe, do not think me forward but, upon our first farewell, my husband and I shared a goodnight kiss. Do you think that would be proper?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|I sure do!}}
{{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
{{TB|Good. Then I'll send him right out. Good night!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temperance Call for Her Husband|4 hours|[[Temperance's House]], [[Court House]], [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Love and War}}

@@ Line 47: / Line 47: @@
 {{TB|You are Moe? Your name is on the sign outside. You are the proprietor of this establishment?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, technically with the foreclosure…it's complicated.}}
+{{TB|Well, technically with the foreclosure...it's complicated.}}
 {{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|I see…}}
+{{TB|I see...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|But yeah, I'm Moe. So, uh, you gots a boyfriend?}}
 {{Tapped Out Temperance Icon}}
-{{TB|Well… it's complicated…}}
+{{TB|Well... it's complicated...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
-{{TB|I see…}}
+{{TB|I see...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temperance Explain|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Get His Hopes Up|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Wow, that's quite a tale. It's like it came from one of those… Ah you know, that things wit all dem words in it. Kinda heavy… Barney, help me out here.}}
+{{TB|Wow, that's quite a tale. It's like it came from one of those... Ah you know, that things wit all dem words in it. Kinda heavy... Barney, help me out here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 {{TB|Uh, a talkative sumo wrestler?}}
@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 {{TB|My apologies. In that case, a date would be fine. But you're sure this isn't something intimate?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Most definitely. {{*}}picks up phone{{*}} Hello? Gilded Truffle. Reservation for two, please… Yeah, the dark part of the joint.}}
+{{TB|Most definitely. {{*}}picks up phone{{*}} Hello? Gilded Truffle. Reservation for two, please... Yeah, the dark part of the joint.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{TB|Well, you see the thing is, around here it's normal after a meal to go look at the stars. Under a blanket. And just talk.}}
 {{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|It is? I see. Well, when in [[Rome]]…}}
+{{TB|It is? I see. Well, when in [[Rome]]...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah sure. But again, this is Springfield.}}
@@ Line 115: / Line 115: @@
 {{TB|My goodness! I tell you, some people just ain't decent.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Makes you wanna…maybe try out what they're doing just so you can…ya know, understand the depths of their, uh…their indecency.}}
+{{TB|Makes you wanna...maybe try out what they're doing just so you can...ya know, understand the depths of their, uh...their indecency.}}
 {{Tapped Out Temperance Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I think I can see the depths of it just fine from here.}}
@@ Line 130: / Line 130: @@
 {{TB|Well, thank you for a lovely evening, Moe. This town may have some strange traditions, but it's good to know it's got decent people in it, like you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Aw shucks, Temperance. Tonight wasn't anything special…}}
+{{TB|Aw shucks, Temperance. Tonight wasn't anything special...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Hopeful}}
 {{TB|Just a completely normal non-romantic date that'll probably make me have to miss my rent payments for the rest of the year.}}

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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Love and War}}