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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a>}} And now, with further proof that this is the coldest winter in Springfield history, our own Channel Six weekend weatherman... This ju...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And now, with further proof that this is the coldest winter in Springfield history, our own Channel Six weekend weatherman... This just in... [[Channel Six]]'s weatherman was found dead in his apartment today, a victim of hypothermia. Pretty extreme way to prove how cold it is. But then, Fritz was always a show off.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I can't turn on the stove. Our gas line must be frozen. Please let me turn up the heat.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No. Our power bill was outrageous last month. I thought it was our phone bill.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You thought it was our phone number.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Know that these &quot;rolling freeze-outs&quot; are largely the result of power plant mismanagement...<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ...Caused by an employee in sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Never mind.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Nevertheless, in keeping with the great American tradition of corporate greed...<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} The man's a true patriot.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ...I will make unlimited heat available from warm, safe nuclear power at a mere 500% markup.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} What?! That's nearly double!<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Can I haf some wahm beer?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} It was so cold, my lawyer had his hands in his own pockets!!<br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Thank you, Krispy the Clown, for that noble attempt at a &quot;warm-up&quot; act.<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} It's &quot;Krusty,&quot; and you should know something about hot air.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} So... er... ah... what should we do about Mr. Burns?<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Light him on fire.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Warm ourselves on his funeral pyre!<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} People, people... in a moment of crisis we must turn to the Bible, Mark, Chapter 15, Verse 13.<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} He's right. &quot;Crucify him!&quot;<br /> {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} If there's one thing we can count on in this town, it's an angry mob. To the Power Plant!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Burns, we understand your need to gouge and overcharge, but think of the children and the elderly.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, I do have a soft spot in my heart for the elderly.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} So you'll make affordable power available to them and anyone else who can stand to be in the same room with them?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} No, I'll just have that soft spot looked at by my favorite surgeon in Martinique.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]</div>

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