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 {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} ''[scoffing]'' This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak!
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society.
 {{qf|Jimbo}} Maybe I should file '''you'''!
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	{{qf\|Milhouse}} ''[indignantly, yelling back at the bullies]'' They're called action figures! ''[to Bart]'' Wow! What are the odds of that happening? ''[notices Bart is grinning from ear to ear]'' Hey, what are you smiling about?		{{qf\|Milhouse}} ''[indignantly, yelling back at the bullies]'' They're called action figures! ''[to Bart]'' Wow! What are the odds of that happening? ''[notices Bart is grinning from ear to ear]'' Hey, what are you smiling about?
	{{qf\|Bart}} ''[in awe]'' They used '''my''' idea!		{{qf\|Bart}} ''[in awe]'' They used '''my''' idea!
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-:''[In the living room of [[Jimbo]]'s house, Jimbo and [[Dolph]] play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]''
+:''[In the living room of [[Jimbo's house]], [[Jimbo]] and [[Dolph]] play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]''
 :'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffing]'' This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak!
 :'''Dolph''': Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society.

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 :''[In the living room of [[Jimbo]]'s house, Jimbo and [[Dolph]] play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]''
-:'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffing]'' "This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak!"
+:'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffing]'' This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak!
-:'''Dolph''': "Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society."
+:'''Dolph''': Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society.
-:'''Jimbo''': "Maybe I should file '''you'''!"
+:'''Jimbo''': Maybe I should file '''you'''!
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 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Carol Jones|Jimbo's mother]] calls out to the boys from the kitchen.]''
-:'''Jimbo's mother''': "Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"
+:'''Jimbo's mother''': Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?
 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Dolph]] snickers.]''
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."
+:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too.
-:'''Jimbo's mother''': "Oh, the co-op keeps sending me too many eggs. We'll never eat all these eggs. Can you ask Dolph if his mom can use a huge amount of eggs?"
+:'''Jimbo's mother''': Oh, the co-op keeps sending me too many eggs. We'll never eat all these eggs. Can you ask Dolph if his mom can use a huge amount of eggs?
 :''[A crafty look appears on Jimbo's face.]''
-:'''Jimbo''': "Hmmm, yeah, he—''[quickly corrects himself]''—I mean, '''she''' can definitely use eggs."
+:'''Jimbo''': Hmmm, yeah, he—''[quickly corrects himself]''—I mean, '''she''' can definitely use eggs.
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 :''[Weeks later, [[Principal Skinner]] talks to [[Apu]] at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]].]''
-:'''Skinner''': ''[exiting the men's room]'' "I don't like it, Apu."
+:'''Skinner''': ''[exiting the men's room]'' I don't like it, Apu.
-:'''Apu''': "Be that as it may, our restrooms are fully cleaned twice a week."
+:'''Apu''': Be that as it may, our restrooms are fully cleaned twice a week.
-:'''Skinner''': "No, no, I mean this article about the decrease in vandalism. It feels like the calm before the proverbial storm."
+:'''Skinner''': No, no, I mean this article about the decrease in vandalism. It feels like the calm before the proverbial storm.
-:'''Apu''': "Perhaps our brand new Mocha [[Squishee]] Latte could brighten your mood."
+:'''Apu''': Perhaps our brand new Mocha [[Squishee]] Latte could brighten your mood.
-:'''Skinner''': "I'm afraid not, my friend. I must stay vigilant and deny myself the creature comforts of a false sense of security. I'll ... uh ... stick with my usual Squishee-ccino if you don't mind."
+:'''Skinner''': I'm afraid not, my friend. I must stay vigilant and deny myself the creature comforts of a false sense of security. I'll ... uh ... stick with my usual Squishee-ccino if you don't mind.
-:'''Apu''': "It would be my pleasure."
+:'''Apu''': It would be my pleasure.
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 :''[Meanwhile, outside the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], [[Bart]] is about to play a prank: placing a banana peel where someone will slip on it.]''
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': ''[exiting the store and confronting Bart]'' "Bart Simpson! You aren't up to any mischief with that banana peel, are you?"
+:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': ''[exiting the store and confronting Bart]'' Bart Simpson! You aren't up to any mischief with that banana peel, are you?
-:'''Bart''': "No, sir, sir! ''[thinking quickly]'' Uh ... this is where the trash can used to be ... guess they moved it."
+:'''Bart''': No, sir, sir! ''[thinking quickly]'' Uh ... this is where the trash can used to be ... guess they moved it.
-:'''Skinner''': "See that you find the appropriate receptacle, young man!"
+:'''Skinner''': See that you find the appropriate receptacle, young man!
 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jimbo]] calls out to Bart from the roof of the store.]''
-:'''Jimbo''': "Hey! I need some ideas. If you help me out, I'll tell you the top secret bullies' method of climbing up on this roof."
+:'''Jimbo''': Hey! I need some ideas. If you help me out, I'll tell you the top secret bullies' method of climbing up on this roof.
-:'''Bart''': ''[instantly appearing on the roof]'' "You mean like this?"
+:'''Bart''': ''[instantly appearing on the roof]'' You mean like this?
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 :''[Now that they're both on the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] roof, [[Jimbo]] and [[Bart]] talk.]''
-:'''Bart''': "Whatcha doing up here, man?"
+:'''Bart''': Whatcha doing up here, man?
-:'''Jimbo''': "Eh, I come up here when I need to think."
+:'''Jimbo''': Eh, I come up here when I need to think.
-:'''Bart''': "How often is that?"
+:'''Bart''': How often is that?
-:'''Jimbo''': "Look ... Me, [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] are sitting on this mother lode of eggs. And we've got ... What's the delinquent's equivalent of writer's block?"
+:'''Jimbo''': Look ... Me, [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] are sitting on this mother lode of eggs. And we've got ... What's the delinquent's equivalent of writer's block?
-:'''Bart''': "Delinquentitis?"
+:'''Bart''': Delinquentitis?
-:'''Jimbo''': "Yeah! And it's tearing us apart. We couldn't agree on one plan, so we had a big falling out. Nobody's vandalized [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] property in weeks."
+:'''Jimbo''': Yeah! And it's tearing us apart. We couldn't agree on one plan, so we had a big falling out. Nobody's vandalized [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] property in weeks.
-:'''Bart''': ''[pleased and surprised]'' "So you want '''my''' help? ''[thinks quickly]'' Well, with that many eggs you just gotta think extra large. So ... Step One: Hijack the [[Duff Blimp]]. Step Two: Egg all of [[Springfield]]. Voila!"
+:'''Bart''': ''[pleased and surprised]'' So you want '''my''' help? ''[thinks quickly]'' Well, with that many eggs you just gotta think extra large. So ... Step One: Hijack the [[Duff Blimp]]. Step Two: Egg all of [[Springfield]]. Voila!
-:'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffs]'' "That was, like, the first thing we thought of. I'll write that down just so I can laugh at it later. Guess ya can't trust a little kid to come up with quality deviltry."
+:'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffs]'' That was, like, the first thing we thought of. I'll write that down just so I can laugh at it later. Guess ya can't trust a little kid to come up with quality deviltry.
-:'''Bart''': ''[crestfallen]'' "Aww ..."
+:'''Bart''': ''[crestfallen]'' Aww ...
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 :''[Two days later, [[Martin]] is walking down the street eating a popsicle.]''
-:'''Martin''': "It's so refreshing to walk down the steet without being harangued or bullied. The sun is out, birds are chirping ... ''[puzzled]'' ... The [[Duff Blimp|Duff Beer Blimp]] is hovering above me ... ?"
+:'''Martin''': It's so refreshing to walk down the steet without being harangued or bullied. The sun is out, birds are chirping ... ''[puzzled]'' ... The [[Duff Blimp|Duff Beer Blimp]] is hovering above me ... ?
 :''[Three eggs come down from the blimp and hit Martin. Aboard the blimp are [[Dolph]], [[Jimbo]] and [[Kearney]].]''
-:'''Jimbo''': ''[using a megaphone]'' "Hey, kid! You just got egged!"
+:'''Jimbo''': ''[using a megaphone]'' Hey, kid! You just got egged!
-:'''Martin''': ''[angry]'' "I know!!"
+:'''Martin''': ''[angry]'' I know!!
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 :''[After egging [[Gil]], the bullies revel in the good time they're having.]''
-:'''[[Dolph]]''': "This is really special, you guys."
+:'''[[Dolph]]''': This is really special, you guys.
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Yeah, I'd say this might actually be the sweetest gondola I've ever ridden in."
+:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Yeah, I'd say this might actually be the sweetest gondola I've ever ridden in.
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 :''[Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency (M.A.A.A.A.A.D.) is holding an awards ceremony outdoors, with [[Helen Lovejoy]] presiding.]''
-:'''Helen''': "So today, Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency would like to acknowledge the following person for his efforts to curb vandalism ... Clancy Wiggum!"
+:'''Helen''': So today, Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency would like to acknowledge the following person for his efforts to curb vandalism ... Clancy Wiggum!
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Omigosh, I won! Lou, I won!"
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Omigosh, I won! Lou, I won!
-:'''[[Lou]]''': "Nice work, Chief."
+:'''[[Lou]]''': Nice work, Chief.
-:'''Helen''': "Here's the award. It's a gold-plated bar chart showing the decrease in vandalism over the last month."
+:'''Helen''': Here's the award. It's a gold-plated bar chart showing the decrease in vandalism over the last month.
-:'''Wiggum''': ''[taking the award from Helen]'' "Well, first of all, I'd like to thank -"
+:'''Wiggum''': ''[taking the award from Helen]'' Well, first of all, I'd like to thank --
 :''[Wiggum's acceptance speech is interrupted by a single egg coming down from the sky, scoring a direct hit on the award.]''
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': ''[pointing skyward]'' "Vandalism!"
+:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': ''[pointing skyward]'' Vandalism!
-:'''Wiggum''': "Wait ... ''[wiping the egg off of the award with his sleeve]'' Nope! The award clearly shows that vandalism is still down!"
+:'''Wiggum''': Wait ... ''[wiping the egg off of the award with his sleeve]'' Nope! The award clearly shows that vandalism is still down!
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 :''[Aboard the blimp, the bullies realize who they've just egged.]''
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': "Cheezit, the cops! Hard starboard!"
+:'''[[Kearney]]''': Cheezit, the cops! Hard starboard!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': ''[at controls]'' "Speak English!"
+:'''[[Jimbo]]''': ''[at controls]'' Speak English!
-:'''[[Dolph]]''': "Turn right, Einstein!"
+:'''[[Dolph]]''': Turn right, Einstein!
-:'''Jimbo''': ''[grumbling]'' "Why'd they make these controls so weak?"
+:'''Jimbo''': ''[grumbling]'' Why'd they make these controls so weak?
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 :''[In [[Bart]]'s neighborhood, Bart and [[Milhouse]] are playing with action figures as the blimp flies overhead.]''
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Hey, Simpson! Nice dolls!"
+:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey, Simpson! Nice dolls!
 :''[Jimbo, [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] each throw an egg. All three eggs hit Bart.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': ''[indignantly, yelling back at the bullies]'' "They're called action figures! ''[to Bart]'' Wow! What are the odds of that happening? ''[notices Bart is grinning from ear to ear]'' Hey, what are you smiling about?"
+:'''Milhouse''': ''[indignantly, yelling back at the bullies]'' They're called action figures! ''[to Bart]'' Wow! What are the odds of that happening? ''[notices Bart is grinning from ear to ear]'' Hey, what are you smiling about?
-:'''Bart''': ''[in awe]'' "They used '''my''' idea!"
+:'''Bart''': ''[in awe]'' They used '''my''' idea!
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 :'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Yeah, I'd say this might actually be the sweetest gondola I've ever ridden in."
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-:''[Elsewhere, the organization Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency (M.A.A.A.A.A.D.) is holding an awards ceremony outdoors, with [[Helen Lovejoy]] presiding.]''
+:''[Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency (M.A.A.A.A.A.D.) is holding an awards ceremony outdoors, with [[Helen Lovejoy]] presiding.]''
 :'''Helen''': "So today, Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency would like to acknowledge the following person for his efforts to curb vandalism ... Clancy Wiggum!"
 :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Omigosh, I won! Lou, I won!"
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 :'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': ''[pointing skyward]'' "Vandalism!"
 :'''Wiggum''': "Wait ... ''[wiping the egg off of the award with his sleeve]'' Nope! The award clearly shows that vandalism is still down!"
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