Four Great Women and a Manicure/Quotes - Revision history

SolarBot at 17:06, April 26, 2024

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Solar Dragon at 17:20, February 13, 2021

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Solar Dragon at 17:20, February 13, 2021

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Solar Dragon at 17:17, February 13, 2021

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173.225.43.13: /* Lady MacBeth */

2018-07-17T17:39:28Z

‎Lady MacBeth

Nick97 at 02:48, August 25, 2014

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SolarBot at 21:33, September 1, 2012

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74.77.39.26: /* Snow White Segment */

2011-11-26T07:43:25Z

‎Snow White Segment

122.106.0.143: /* Third segment */

2010-11-06T21:50:08Z

‎Third segment

TheHomer at 19:23, August 13, 2010

2010-08-13T19:23:09Z

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 {{qf|King Julio}} Well I like a man who can make me laugh. But for you, I'll make an exception.
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-{{qf|[[Walter Raleigh]]}} Your Majesty, I have returned from the New World with a gift -- this healthful and slimming herb...tobacco.
+{{qf|[[Walter Raleigh]]}} Your Majesty, I have returned from the New World with a gift—this healthful and slimming herb...tobacco.
 {{qf|Queen Elizabeth I}} ''[smokes the pipe]'' Mmm. Mmm. Oooh. Whoaa! If I ever have sex, this'll be great afterwards.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Why do they write a new review of this play every single day?
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-{{qf|Chazz Busby}} Okay Homer, it's our last performance, you're the only actor that's still alive, and there's nobody in the audience -- this is your moment. I'll be in my office going over the books on my Subway sandwich franchise. You call a sandwich maker an artist, it's like an invitation to steal! A guy's goin' nani-nooni bananas in there!
+{{qf|Chazz Busby}} Okay Homer, it's our last performance, you're the only actor that's still alive, and there's nobody in the audience—this is your moment. I'll be in my office going over the books on my Subway sandwich franchise. You call a sandwich maker an artist, it's like an invitation to steal! A guy's goin' nani-nooni bananas in there!
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[as [[Lord Macbeth]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools. The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player. That struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more.
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 {{qf|Mr. Toohey}} Now let's see what your children have done, shall we? Don't brace yourself, you will believe your eyes.
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-{{qf|Mr. Toohey}} Babies and gentlemen of the jury...this child's crime was to remind the rest of us that we are merely ordinary. When a blade of grass rises above the others do we applaud it -- no, we cut it down! I recommend nine time-outs: served consecutively!
+{{qf|Mr. Toohey}} Babies and gentlemen of the jury...this child's crime was to remind the rest of us that we are merely ordinary. When a blade of grass rises above the others do we applaud it—no, we cut it down! I recommend nine time-outs: served consecutively!
 {{qf|[[Maggie Roark]]}} ''[clears throat]'' Throughout the ages, the finger painter, the Play-Doh sculptor, the Lincoln-logger, stood alone against the daycare teacher of her time. She did not live to earn approval stickers. She lived for herself, that she might achieve things that are the glory of all humanity. These are my terms: I do not care to play by any other's. And now, if the court will allow me, it's nap time.
 {{Season 20|Q}}

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 {{qf|Walsingham}} The uh, the Spanish armada sails for [[England]]!
 {{qf|Walter Raleigh}} Armada? What's armada?
-{{qf|Walsingham}} >Nothing. What's-armada with you? ''[chuckles]'' Seriously though, we're in real trouble here.
+{{qf|Walsingham}} Nothing. What's-armada with you? ''[chuckles]'' Seriously though, we're in real trouble here.
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 {{qf|[[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|Protestant Minister Lovejoy]]}} Lord Jesus, although our country turned Protestant for the sole reason that our fat, mean king could dump his faithful wife, we know you're on our side. So please destroy these horrible monsters who believe your mother should be revered.

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 {{qf|Chazz Busby}} Okay Homer, it's our last performance, you're the only actor that's still alive, and there's nobody in the audience -- this is your moment. I'll be in my office going over the books on my Subway sandwich franchise. You call a sandwich maker an artist, it's like an invitation to steal! A guy's goin' nani-nooni bananas in there!
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[as [[Lord Macbeth]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools. The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player. That struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[as [[Lord Macbeth]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools. The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player. That struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more.
 == The Fountainhead ==

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	:'''Homer:''' ''[After shooting himself]'' Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy.		:'''Homer:''' ''[After shooting himself]'' Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy.
		+	:'''Marge: D'Oh!
		+	:''[Marge is frustrated and learns her lesson the hard way when she realizes she must spent the rest of eternity with a lazy and happy Homer

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← Older revision		Revision as of 02:48, August 25, 2014
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		+	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh\|Coming to Homerica}}

	== Queen Elizabeth I Segment ==		== Queen Elizabeth I Segment ==

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-=== Queen Elizabeth I Segment ===
+== Queen Elizabeth I Segment ==
 :'''[[Moe]]:''' ''[After seeing Queen Elizabeth I half-naked]'' Whoah, someone call Beowoulf! Grendel got in again!
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 :'''[[Julio|King Julio of Spain]]:''' Usually I love seeing flaming dreamboats headed my way, but not like this, baby! NOT LIKE THIS!
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 :'''[[Selma Bouvier|Queen Elizabeth I]]:''' ''[After trying smoking]'' If I ever have sex, this would be great afterwards!
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 :'''[[Lenny]]:''' ''[referring to the tiny ship models in the table]'' This is the Spanish Armada, some of the finest ships ever made.
 :'''King Julio:''' Excellent! Now, take me to the real ones.
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 :'''Queen Elizabeth I:''' Both! Neither! Oh, what difference does it make?
-=== Snow White Segment ===
+== Snow White Segment ==
 :'''HDTV:''' You would do in a pinch, my Queen, but Snow White's the fairest I have seen. Also, there's a weather girl on Channel 9 who's whee-hee-hee!
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 :'''Crabby dwarf:''' If you were in marketing, you'd know.
-=== Third segment ===
+== Third segment ==
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[referring to Shakespeare, while killing Mel]'' Well if you see him in Heaven... tell him he sucks!
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 :'''Homer:''' D'oh!
-=== Maggie Roarke Segment ===
+== Maggie Roarke Segment ==
 :'''Mr. Toohey:''' Mediocrity rules!
-{{Season 20 Q}}
+{{Season 20|Q}}

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 :'''[[Lisa Simpson|Snow White]]:''' ''[trying out three different beds]'' This bed's too hard! This one's too soft! And this bed is just... like the first one! Also too hard! I guess I'll sleep in the one that's too soft.
 :'''Queen:''' ''[surrounded by and about to be torn apart by the forest animals]'' Ooh, Herbivores! I'm sooo scared... aaah!
-:'''Dwarfs:''' Ho-hi, ho-hi! It's time to say goodbye! If Disney sues, we'll claim their use, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi!
+:'''Dwarfs:''' Ho-hi, ho-hi! It's time to say goodbye! If Disney sues, we'll claim fair use, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi!
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[reading from a script hidden in his jacket]'' Conrad Birdie! Coming here to Sweet Apple!
 :'''Selma:''' That's "Bye Bye, Birdie!"
-:'''Homer:''' ''[reading from another script]'' Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone believes the same thing you believe!
+:'''Homer:''' ''[reading from another script]'' Dammit, Morpheus! Not everyone believes what you believe.
-:'''Patty:''' That's the screenplay for "The Matrix Reloaded"
+:'''Patty:''' That's the screenplay for "The Matrix Reloaded"!
 :'''Homer:''' D'oh!