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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Easter 2014}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Lisa]], [[Ned]], [[Skinner]], [[Moe]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional = [[Willie]], [[Grampa]]
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Easter 2014}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whaaaaack…ing…day…..whack…ing…day…..}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whack-ing-day!… Whack-ing-day!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY WHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snake with… and that's all.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama…}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day|24 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day|24 hours|[[Willie's Shack]]|char=[[Willie]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Bunny||60}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Willie, you wouldn't!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and… and…}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ach! I canneh whack them.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible invention -- the Bunny Stunner!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|How is that humane?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|They're very few amps.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Humanely Zap Bunnies|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies… laying eggs?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend [[Janey]] doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't you listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaining innocence with all your strength, little girl.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Okay, will do. Phew.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Once again, we see evidence of the fluidity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I suppose…}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Hunt Bunnies|16 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? {{Ch|Teddy Roosevelt}}.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right--}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|We were pushing through the underbrush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit that the indigenous people called “El Guapo.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, “El Guapo” is Spanish, and “12-point” refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to--}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I spotted El Guapo up ahead. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old “What's up, Doc?”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's a cartoon and--}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Imagine my shock!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Endure One of Grampa's Stories|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Not to nitpick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Really? How come I'm just hearing about this?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I like the part where we all shake hands and wish each other well.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of [[Clint Eastwood]]-style voice.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Like, you say “Peace be with you,” but what you really mean is “I'll see you in hell.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer, I… I have to… go… now.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kinds, I know genetic oopsies like this happen every day.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm}} {{Task|Harvest Carrots at Cletus's Farm}} It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Quench your thirst for knowledge on those.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Principal Skinner!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I shouldn't have said that, should I?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was a waste of good food that I'd never find anyway…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary}} {{Task/Job|Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs|24 hours|[[Springfield Elementary School]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a “D.E. Machina.”}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|DON’T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN’T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING “SENT FROM MY PHONE” SIGNATURE?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Follow the Eggs|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Here bunny… *zap* whoo, an egg! Here bunny…}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Oh. Hey, that IS exciting!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice|1 day 12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 12 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, I need your help.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Anything for you, Lis. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a world-class chicken.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, Milhouse. Live a little.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 13 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I've tracked the egg shipments to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind this evil plot!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|[[Coach Krupt]] has called me “the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sure [[Hubert Wong]] could figure it out.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I am TOO smarter!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 14 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Must get every Easter Box prize… Must complete set… Life meaningless until all are mine…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town… I assume.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Buy another Easter Box}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 15 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Follow the eggs… follow the eggs, he said…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my God, it's got my sister, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark on a massive crime spree. To the spray paint store!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from… FREAKZILLA48!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety…}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|“D.E.Machina” appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name “Sax on the Beach.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp* “[[Sax on the Beach]]” is the title of [[Bleeding Gums Murphy|Bleeding Gum Murphy]]'s only album!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|If this mystery involves jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Seconded! Horrible, horrible music.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|For your information, jazz is America's--}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|--only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 16 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if we listen to “Sax on the Beach,” we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I really don't understand this hatred for America's--}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gums Murphy Album|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 17 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Eggs? As in Easter Eggs?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But Faberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|As wealthy as… MR. BURNS! It all fits!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower|24 hours|[[The Java Server]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|WAIT, “GLAYVIN?” PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
{{TB|WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING “SEND?”}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 18 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|But why reach out to me?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly libidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns|8 hours|[[Mr. Burns]]|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And it wasn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. “Paranoid” doesn't begin to describe those guys.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|But there's one kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|o that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the elusive [[Natural Faberge Egg]].}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Or, if you're completely, utterly sick to death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 2:
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No one doesn't like pummeling bunny rabbits, but you know what's even more fun?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Getting a whole mess of eggs all at once!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|And you can! With my latest, least-plausible invention to date!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|They're very few amps.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Patent pending, but probably Nathan Myhrvold already owns something vaguely similar and is preparing a lawsuit.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Which means you should act now, before I'm forced to shutter my business!}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the elusive [[Natural Faberge Egg]].}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Or, if you're completely, utterly sick to death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Snake.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Egg Dual Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Easter 2014}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Lisa]], [[Ned]], [[Skinner]], [[Moe]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Mr. Burns]]
 |optional = [[Willie]], [[Grampa]]
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns|8 hours|[[Mr. Burns]]|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns|8 hours|[[Mr. Burns]]|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day.}}

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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina."}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE?}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE.}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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 {{TB|It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower|24 hours|[[The Java Server]]}}|colspan=2}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE.}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME.}}
-{{Tapped Out Icon|D.E. Machina||60}}
+{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
 {{TB|WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{BlueEgg|250}}/{{PinkEgg|250}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 === Pt. 4 ===
 {{Table|
 {{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}