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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Innonsensical, your honor!
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:'''[[Willie]]''': Aye! Willie was the first on the scene. I scoured that alarm for clues!
:'''[[Martin]]''': And what did you find, pray tell?
:'''[[Willie]]''': There were fingerprints, I tells ye! Fresh ones! Male fingers. Possibly human!
:'''[[Martin]]''': Male prints, you say. Hmmm... Sounds like a certain someone currently on trial. I submit that these fingerprinters belong to.... ...Bart Simpson!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, brother!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': All week I had been working on my own assignment... a show and tell presentation about the history of show and telll. I decided to deconstruct the archeype and show the tell portion. By juxtaposing the two concepts, I would turn the assignment upside down...
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ugh! Raise an objection or something!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': That Batmobile has an objection seat!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Objection!
:'''[[Martin]]''': On what grounds?
:'''[[Bart]]''': She's boring the heck out of everyone.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.
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:'''[[Martin]]''':What did you say?
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Do you have legos in your ears, too? I said, "I pulled the alarm!"
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, at least this buys me another day to cram for the test. Thanks for taking the rap, Ralph. What are you going to do now?
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I'm giving up the law! I've got more imporant dreams to chase!
:'''[[Bart]]''': There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!

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	{{qf\|Bart}} There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!		{{qf\|Bart}} There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
 {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Innonsensical, your honor!
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 {{qf|Martin}} On what grounds?
 {{qf|Bart}} She's boring the heck out of everyone.
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
 {{qf|Lisa}} My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.
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	:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?		:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?

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	:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?		:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?

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 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Innonsensical, your honor!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Innonsensical, your honor!
 ----
-:'''[[Willie]]''': Aye! Willie was the first on the scene. I scoured that alarm for clues!
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} Aye! Willie was the first on the scene. I scoured that alarm for clues!
-:'''[[Martin]]''': And what did you find, pray tell?
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} And what did you find, pray tell?
-:'''[[Willie]]''': There were fingerprints, I tells ye! Fresh ones! Male fingers. Possibly human!
+{{qf|Willie}} There were fingerprints, I tells ye! Fresh ones! Male fingers. Possibly human!
-:'''[[Martin]]''': Male prints, you say. Hmmm... Sounds like a certain someone currently on trial. I submit that these fingerprinters belong to.... ...Bart Simpson!
+{{qf|Martin}} Male prints, you say. Hmmm... Sounds like a certain someone currently on trial. I submit that these fingerprinters belong to.... ...Bart Simpson!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, brother!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, brother!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': All week I had been working on my own assignment... a show and tell presentation about the history of show and telll. I decided to deconstruct the archeype and show the tell portion. By juxtaposing the two concepts, I would turn the assignment upside down...
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} All week I had been working on my own assignment... a show and tell presentation about the history of show and telll. I decided to deconstruct the archeype and show the tell portion. By juxtaposing the two concepts, I would turn the assignment upside down...
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Ugh! Raise an objection or something!
+{{qf|Bart}} Ugh! Raise an objection or something!
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': That Batmobile has an objection seat!
+{{qf|Ralph}} That Batmobile has an objection seat!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Objection!
+{{qf|Bart}} Objection!
-:'''[[Martin]]''': On what grounds?
+{{qf|Martin}} On what grounds?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': She's boring the heck out of everyone.
+{{qf|Bart}} She's boring the heck out of everyone.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.
+{{qf|Lisa}} My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.
 ----
-:'''[[Martin]]''':What did you say?
+{{qf|Martin}}What did you say?
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Do you have legos in your ears, too? I said, "I pulled the alarm!"
+{{qf|Ralph}} Do you have legos in your ears, too? I said, "I pulled the alarm!"
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, at least this buys me another day to cram for the test. Thanks for taking the rap, Ralph. What are you going to do now?
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, at least this buys me another day to cram for the test. Thanks for taking the rap, Ralph. What are you going to do now?
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': I'm giving up the law! I've got more imporant dreams to chase!
+{{qf|Ralph}} I'm giving up the law! I've got more imporant dreams to chase!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!
+{{qf|Bart}} There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!