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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: Squeaky-voiced teen → Squeaky-Voiced Teen</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 14:35, May 13, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l26" >Line 26:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 26:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} Look! Those actors in Itchy &amp; Scratchy suits are passing out lollipops and chocolate bars! Keep 'em coming, stooge!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} Look! Those actors in Itchy &amp; Scratchy suits are passing out lollipops and chocolate bars! Keep 'em coming, stooge!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} You must have the best job in the world, mister!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} You must have the best job in the world, mister!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Squeaky-<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">voiced teen</del>]]}} ''[taking off mascot head]'' Wearing this outfit in hundred-degree weather for six dollars an hour? Oh yeah. It's a dream.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Squeaky-<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Voiced Teen</ins>]]}} ''[taking off mascot head]'' Wearing this outfit in hundred-degree weather for six dollars an hour? Oh yeah. It's a dream.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Marge}} [Sigh] Without Homer, this so-called family vacation is just boring! There's nothing for me to do... Except partake from the sumptuous twenty-four hour buffet!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Marge}} [Sigh] Without Homer, this so-called family vacation is just boring! There's nothing for me to do... Except partake from the sumptuous twenty-four hour buffet!</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} ...The best family vacation ever! A quick flight to <a href="/wiki/Florida" title="Florida">Florida</a> and then we board a luxury liner bound for the Caribbean! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} Not...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ...The best family vacation ever! A quick flight to [[Florida]] and then we board a luxury liner bound for the Caribbean!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Not just any luxury liner! It's the Itchy &amp; Scratchy Cruise!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} This brochure says the buffet is open twenty-four hours! Yummm!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Captain}} Sir! i must ask you to disembark this aircraft! You're too fat to fly!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Whaaat?! But I--<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]] and Lisa}} Mom! The boat is leaving! Mom! The boat is leaving! Mom! The boat is leaving!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh dear! Still no sign of your father! We can't go without him!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} For the love of [[Krusty]]! Are we gonna get gypped out of our Itchy &amp; Scratchy Cruise just because Homer is a big tub of goo?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} [Munch] I beseech the oppressively overweight to unite! [Chomp] Fight discrimination against our kind! Join the cause! &quot;Flying Freedom For Large And Bulky Souls&quot;!<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Homer's right! I can't remember the last time I was allowed on a plane! [Brrrap!] Then again, I can't remember much of anything!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I always wondered about that &quot;Mile High Club&quot;! Maybe they give cops a discount!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What are you doing here, Lenny? You're not fat.<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I'm a habitual joiner!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What am I looking at?<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} The numbers, sir! 23% of all Americans are considered obese and they make up seven and a half million of the 100 million people who fly every year.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh my. Yes. Exxxcellent! We've got ourselves a deal, gentlemen!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Look! Those actors in Itchy &amp; Scratchy suits are passing out lollipops and chocolate bars! Keep 'em coming, stooge!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} You must have the best job in the world, mister!<br /> {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} ''[taking off mascot head]'' Wearing this outfit in hundred-degree weather for six dollars an hour? Oh yeah. It's a dream.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} [Sigh] Without Homer, this so-called family vacation is just boring! There's nothing for me to do... Except partake from the sumptuous twenty-four hour buffet!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge! Kids! You're...you're a bunch of blimps! What happened?!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Without you here, the only thing to do was eat! Are you disappointed in us?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} heck no! It just means there's more of you to love! Let's have the best family vacation ever!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Summer Shindig stories quotes]]</div>

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