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 {{qf|Doorman}} With the buzz cut and the bow tie? This is a nightclub, not a John F. Kennedy cabinet meeting.
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-:''[Rejected from the League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen, Smithers goes to [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's]].]''
+:''[Rejected from the League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen, Smithers goes to [[Moe's]].]''
 {{qf|Smithers}} Can I have a scotch and water?
 {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} My scotch '''is''' a scotch and water.

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 :''[Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's average-looking homosexuals to visit Moe's Tavern.]''
-{{qf|[[Grady]]}} Eeewww! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?
+{{qf|[[Grady Little]]}} Eeewww! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?
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 :''[At the made-over Mo's, Homer bumps into a Comic Book Guy look-a-like.]''

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 {{qf|Comic Book Gay}} A certain kind.
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-{{qf|Moe}} ''[after kissing Smithers]'' Not bad. Like {{w|Frisbee Golf}}, I'm glad I tried it once.
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[after kissing Smithers]'' Not bad. Like {{W|Frisbee Golf}}, I'm glad I tried it once.
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 :''[After [[Principal Skinner]] runs off with his new girlfriend, [[Superintendent Chalmers]] appoints a new principal.]''

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Moms I'd Like to Forget|Homer the Father|Flaming Moe}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, no! I left a candy bar in my desk!"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, no! I left a candy bar in my desk!
-:'''[[Late shift worker]]''': "That's funny, 'cause I found '''this''' candy bar in '''my''' desk!" ''[eats the candy bar]''
+{{qf|[[Late shift worker]]}} That's funny, 'cause I found '''this''' candy bar in '''my''' desk! ''[eats the candy bar]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[angry, balling his fists]'' "Time to punch in!"
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[angry, balling his fists]'' Time to punch in!
 :''[Homer hits his late-shift counterpart, and a brawl quickly ensues.]''
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-:'''[[Smithers]]''':  "Sir, the shifts are fighting like [[Iran]] and [[Iraq]]!"
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, the shifts are fighting like [[Iran]] and [[Iraq]]!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Who?"
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Who?
-:'''Smithers''': "Persia and Mesopotamia."
+{{qf|Smithers}} Persia and Mesopotamia.
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-:'''Smithers''': "Sir, is that your will?"
+{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, is that your will?
-:'''Mr. Burns''': "It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink."
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink.
 :''[Mr. Burns sneezes, and the top of his skull flips open to reveal his brain. He quickly flips it closed.]''
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 :''[After his half hour of lucidity passes, Mr. Burns is riding on his lawyer's back, pretending he is riding a dinosaur. Homer walks into the room.]''
-:'''Homer''': "Aaagghhh! A dinosaur!" ''[Runs out of the room screaming]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Aaagghhh! A dinosaur! ''[Runs out of the room screaming]''
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 :''[After Mr. Burns refuses to let Smithers see his will, Smithers sneaks into the office and has a look at it.]''
-:'''Smithers''' ''[reading Burns' will aloud]'': "I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion ..."
+{{qf|Smithers}} ''[reading Burns' will aloud]'' I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion ...
 :''[Cut to Smithers confronting Mr. Burns.]''
-:'''Smithers''': ''[indignant]'' "Your '''tortoise'''?!"
+{{qf|Smithers}} ''[indignant]'' Your '''tortoise'''?!
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 :''[Disappointed at learning he's been left out of Mr. Burns' will, Smithers decides to console himself by visiting [[Springfield]]'s gay nightclub, [[The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen]].]''
-:'''Smithers''': "Here's a place I can feel wanted."
+{{qf|Smithers}} Here's a place I can feel wanted.
 :''[He gets in line outside the bar, where a doorman next to a velvet rope is screening who gets to go inside.]''
-:'''Doorman''': "You with the six-pack, you're in." ''[He moves on to the next man in line.]''
+{{qf|Doorman}} You with the six-pack, you're in. ''[He moves on to the next man in line.]''
-:"You with the [[Ben Affleck]] chin and the [[Matt Damon]] everything else, guess what. You're in."
+:You with the [[Ben Affleck]] chin and the [[Matt Damon]] everything else, guess what. You're in.
-:''[The doorman admits the next three men in line.''] "In. In. In."
+:''[The doorman admits the next three men in line.''] In. In. In.
-:''[To a man in a pink outfit]'' "Aahh." ''[The doorman smiles. Smithers arrives at the head of the line.]''
+:''[To a man in a pink outfit]'' Aahh. ''[The doorman smiles. Smithers arrives at the head of the line.]''
-:'''Doorman''': ''[to Smithers]'' "In your '''dreams'''."
+{{qf|Doorman}} ''[to Smithers]'' In your '''dreams'''.
-:'''Smithers''': "Oh, c'mon, I've had a rough day."
+{{qf|Smithers}} Oh, c'mon, I've had a rough day.
-:'''Doorman''': "With the buzz cut and the bow tie? This is a nightclub, not a John F. Kennedy cabinet meeting."
+{{qf|Doorman}} With the buzz cut and the bow tie? This is a nightclub, not a John F. Kennedy cabinet meeting.
 ----
 :''[Rejected from the League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen, Smithers goes to [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's]].]''
-:'''Smithers''': "Can I have a scotch and water?"
+{{qf|Smithers}} Can I have a scotch and water?
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "My scotch '''is''' a scotch and water."
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} My scotch '''is''' a scotch and water.
 ----
 :''[Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's average-looking homosexuals to visit Moe's Tavern.]''
-:'''[[Grady]]''': "Eeewww! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?"
+{{qf|[[Grady]]}} Eeewww! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?
 ----
 :''[At the made-over Mo's, Homer bumps into a Comic Book Guy look-a-like.]''
-:'''Homer''': Hey, I didn't know '''you''' were ... urgh ... you know ... one of those ..."
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, I didn't know '''you''' were ... urgh ... you know ... one of those ...
-:'''[[Comic Book Gay]]''': "I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book '''Gay'''."
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Gay]]}} I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book '''Gay'''.
-:'''Homer''': "But you do like comic books?"
+{{qf|Homer}} But you do like comic books?
-:'''Comic Book Gay''': "A certain kind."
+{{qf|Comic Book Gay}} A certain kind.
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-:'''Moe''': ''[after kissing Smithers]'' "Not bad. Like {{w|Frisbee Golf}}, I'm glad I tried it once."
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[after kissing Smithers]'' Not bad. Like {{w|Frisbee Golf}}, I'm glad I tried it once.
 ----
 :''[After [[Principal Skinner]] runs off with his new girlfriend, [[Superintendent Chalmers]] appoints a new principal.]''
-:'''Chalmers''': "Willie, you're the new principal."
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Willie, you're the new principal.
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]''': "Who's the new groundskeeper?"
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Who's the new groundskeeper?
-:'''Chalmers''': "Also you. And you don't get more money."
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Also you. And you don't get more money.
 {{Season 22|Q}}

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 :'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, no! I left a candy bar in my desk!"
-:'''Late shift worker''': "That's funny, 'cause I found '''this''' candy bar in '''my''' desk!" ''[eats the candy bar]''
+:'''[[Late shift worker]]''': "That's funny, 'cause I found '''this''' candy bar in '''my''' desk!" ''[eats the candy bar]''
 :'''Homer''': ''[angry, balling his fists]'' "Time to punch in!"
 :''[Homer hits his late-shift counterpart, and a brawl quickly ensues.]''
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 :'''Smithers''': "Sir, is that your will?"
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink."
+:'''Mr. Burns''': "It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink."
 :''[Mr. Burns sneezes, and the top of his skull flips open to reveal his brain. He quickly flips it closed.]''
 ----
-:''[After his half hour of lucidity passes, Mr. Burns is riding on his lawyer's back, pretending he is riding a dinosaur. [[Homer]] walks into the room.]''
+:''[After his half hour of lucidity passes, Mr. Burns is riding on his lawyer's back, pretending he is riding a dinosaur. Homer walks into the room.]''
 :'''Homer''': "Aaagghhh! A dinosaur!" ''[Runs out of the room screaming]''
 ----
-:''[After Mr. Burns refuses to let [[Smithers]] see his will, Smithers sneaks into the office and has a look at it.]''
+:''[After Mr. Burns refuses to let Smithers see his will, Smithers sneaks into the office and has a look at it.]''
 :'''Smithers''' ''[reading Burns' will aloud]'': "I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion ..."
 :''[Cut to Smithers confronting Mr. Burns.]''
 :'''Smithers''': ''[indignant]'' "Your '''tortoise'''?!"
 ----
-:''[Disappointed at learning he's been left out of Mr. Burns' will, [[Smithers]] decides to console himself by visiting [[Springfield]]'s gay nightclub, [[The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen]].]''
+:''[Disappointed at learning he's been left out of Mr. Burns' will, Smithers decides to console himself by visiting [[Springfield]]'s gay nightclub, [[The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen]].]''
 :'''Smithers''': "Here's a place I can feel wanted."
 :''[He gets in line outside the bar, where a doorman next to a velvet rope is screening who gets to go inside.]''
 :'''Doorman''': "You with the six-pack, you're in." ''[He moves on to the next man in line.]''
-:"You with the {{w|Ben Affleck}} chin and the {{w|Matt Damon}} everything else, guess what. You're in."
+:"You with the [[Ben Affleck]] chin and the [[Matt Damon]] everything else, guess what. You're in."
 :''[The doorman admits the next three men in line.''] "In. In. In."
 :''[To a man in a pink outfit]'' "Aahh." ''[The doorman smiles. Smithers arrives at the head of the line.]''
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 :'''[[Moe]]''': "My scotch '''is''' a scotch and water."
 ----
-:''[Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's average-looking homosexuals to visit [[Moe's Tavern]].]''
+:''[Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's average-looking homosexuals to visit Moe's Tavern.]''
 :'''[[Grady]]''': "Eeewww! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?"
 ----
-:''[At the made-over Mo's, [[Homer]] bumps into a [[Comic Book Guy]] look-a-like.]''
+:''[At the made-over Mo's, Homer bumps into a Comic Book Guy look-a-like.]''
 :'''Homer''': Hey, I didn't know '''you''' were ... urgh ... you know ... one of those ..."
 :'''[[Comic Book Gay]]''': "I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book '''Gay'''."
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 :'''Comic Book Gay''': "A certain kind."
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-:'''[[Moe]]''': ''[after kissing [[Smithers]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' "Not bad. Like {{w|Frisbee Golf}}, I'm glad I tried it once."
+:'''Moe''': ''[after kissing Smithers]'' "Not bad. Like {{w|Frisbee Golf}}, I'm glad I tried it once."
 ----
 :''[After [[Principal Skinner]] runs off with his new girlfriend, [[Superintendent Chalmers]] appoints a new principal.]''

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