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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> typos fixed: habeus → habeas, Eugene Ionesco → Eugène Ionesco</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 01:31, February 27, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l43" >Line 43:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 43:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} The stacks of money mean he's wealthy!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} The stacks of money mean he's wealthy!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Whoa -- this </del>guy is like Richie Rich, except straight!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Whoa—this </ins>guy is like Richie Rich, except straight!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson - but who the hell is my creator?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; 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color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Lawyers rule, non-lawyers drool!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Lawyers rule, non-lawyers drool!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} You couldn't even do entertainment law!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; 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Curtain burn!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} (GRUNT) My evil plans been foiled by a curtain yet again!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} (GRUNT) My evil plans been foiled by a curtain yet again!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Hey four-fingered yellow <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">morons -- I</del>'m over here now!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Hey four-fingered yellow <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">morons—I</ins>'m over here now!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Look I have a <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">teleporter -- just </del>like in Space Trek!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Look I have a <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">teleporter—just </ins>like in Space Trek!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} I brought you into this world, I can take you out!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} I brought you into this world, I can take you out!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Why you little!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Why you little!</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l206" >Line 206:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 206:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} You have not seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} You have not seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} You don't scare me. 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I bid <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">you -- up </del>yours!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Homer, Bart... I bid <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">you—up </ins>yours!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Off I go, for more authentic Cantonese Dim Sum!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Off I go, for more authentic Cantonese Dim Sum!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; 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Dad! You just vanquished your own creator - the philosophical implications would make <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Eugene </del>Ionesco's head spin!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} Bart! Dad! You just vanquished your own creator - the philosophical implications would make <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Eugène </ins>Ionesco's head spin!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Hmmm, you make a provocative point, Lisa. 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It isn't nice!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Marge}} Stop kicking the man who doodled you! It isn't nice!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer &amp; Bart}} Yes, ma'am.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer &amp; Bart}} Yes, ma'am.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Thank you for saving me Ma'<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">am -- I</del>'m enduring grateful.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} Thank you for saving me Ma'<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">am—I</ins>'m enduring grateful.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Groening, how could you have betrayed us - the fruits of your creative loins - and sold us out to all these awful video games where we endlessly die and lose health and jump and jump and jump?!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Groening, how could you have betrayed us - the fruits of your creative loins - and sold us out to all these awful video games where we endlessly die and lose health and jump and jump and jump?!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Matt Groening}} I swear I didn't know they'd be awful, Lisa. 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<p>added all quotes</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tab|VGL}}<br /> {{PrevNextQuo|Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game|Game Over}}<br /> <br /> :''[Level Entrance]''<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I've achieved my lifetime dream of gathering four key cards. But I can't help wondering, &quot;What next?&quot;<br /> {{qf|Homer}} We've got so many key cards - I feel like the manager of small hotel! Now what?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} So we've got 4 key cards, big whoop! What do we do now?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} So we've got four super-lame key cards. What now?<br /> ----<br /> :''[Introduction Cutscene]''<br /> {{qf|[[8-Bit Lisa]]}} Did you get the key cards?<br /> {{qf|[[8-Bit Bart]]}} And how many points did you get?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Video games don't have points any more.<br /> {{qf|[[8-Bit Homer]]}} No points? But how do you know you're doing good in the game?!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, you make progress through the objectives of the game. Like here, we collected the four keys cards.<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Four points?! That's a pretty sucky score! I got 8,000,000 on a Centipede machine in a Pizza Hut once.<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Homer}} But four? Pathetic.<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Look, how many lives did it take you to get these &quot;cards?&quot;<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Lives? What do you mean?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I mean, I died a lot. And I mean A LOT. But it's not like I have a limited number of &quot;lives.&quot;<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Infinite lives! Then how is the game even hard? What's the point if you can just play forever?<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Bart}} The world I grew up in is gone.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Look cyber-chums! We need to use the keys to get into that mansion and talk to this &quot;Creator&quot; wacko! Our town is being blown up as we speak! So let's do this thing!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, Bart. In these video games, levels get easier as you go along, right? Right?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} That's right, dad. They sure do. Let's go.<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Go get em guys! Get your initials at the top of that high score screen! Yeah! Fat chance. Four points, yeesh!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Homer and Bart reach the mansion]''<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This is it - the home of our creator. I say we smash his face, bust his stuff, and take a leak on his lawn!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Way ahead of you, boy.<br /> {{qf|Homer &amp; Bart}} (GIGGLING)<br /> {{qf|[[Matt Groening]]}} So they want a war? Well, then it's a war they'll get!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Violet, engage the super-toon defense systems!<br /> {{qf|[[Vyolet Diaz]]}} Yes, Mr. Groening.<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} It's &quot;Gray-ning&quot;!<br /> {{qf|Vyolet Diaz}} Are you sure?<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} No.<br /> ----<br /> :''[Homer and Bart at the mansion's entrance]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Holy Macaroni, this guy's loaded!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I bet this guy thinks he's better than me.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I could be this rich - I just choose not to be.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} The stacks of money mean he's wealthy!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Who is the creator? 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Mmmm...tort...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} The movie &quot;Legal Eagles&quot; is terrible!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I move for a bad court thingie!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You law-talkin' guys have gone too far.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I know I'm the first to say it, but I hate lawyers!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm tired of fighting off-beat villains.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You still haven't paid off your student loans!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Your suits are poorly tailored!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Stop sharpening your pencils! They're sharp enough.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Looks like you just had an &quot;accidente&quot;.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You're not the first lawyer I've beaten.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! Everyone sucks but me!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} If I had time, I'd drink your blood.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Inherit my wind, jerks!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} (SCREAMS) Lawyers!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You just failed the &quot;Bart&quot; exam!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Go sharpen a pencil!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You went to a second-rate law school!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Your ties are ugly!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I bet you were nerds in grade school!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You're just Milhouse in a suit!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Haven't you heard? This country has a lawyer glut!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Go chase an ambulance!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Battling with lawyers - it's every scofflaw's fantasy!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Objection denied!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} The prosecution rests...forever!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I find you guilty...of being lame!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You fight so bad, you oughta sue yourself.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} (LAUGHS) Lawyers are even lamer than teachers!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Lawyer enemies]''<br /> {{qf|[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}} Get them!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Lawyers attack!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} There they are!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} I'm taking you to court!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} David E. Kelly should make a show about me!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Suck pencil!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Crush! Kill! Litigate!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Lawyers rule, non-lawyers drool!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} You couldn't even do entertainment law!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} I'll turn you into a habeus corpus!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Eat our briefs!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} I'll kill you, then get myself off for it!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Here's a plea offer: you die, I live!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} This is the case of Awesome lawyers v. Stupid Jerks.<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Dred Scott! We have to kill them!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Stop in the name of Byron &quot;Wizzer&quot; White!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Stop in the name of Felix Frankfurter!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} What the voir dire?!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} I'll sue everybody!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Now I'll never make partner!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Help me, American Bar Association!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Ow! My lawyer head!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} I went to Brandeis for this?<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Nolo contendre!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} I call for a recess!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} Drat, that smarts!<br /> {{qf|Blue-Haired Lawyer}} This is a setback, I admit it!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Homer and Bart reacting to the &quot;front door bell&quot;]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm, I have a sudden urge to sit on a couch...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What the? I suddenly want to send money to Danny Elfman.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} (GASPS) That song! It's been haunting me for years!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Homer and Bart meeting the creator&quot;]''<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I betcha our creator is, like, a 1000-foot Godzilla...with big boobs...and he breathes fire snot.<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Think again! Your creator is TV's most beloved animation visonary!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Seth MacFarlane?!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Arrgh! Say hello to my little friends!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Homer and Bart inside the mansion/reacting to Matt Groening&quot;]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Ahh! Our creator looks like a grad student!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Our creator is this guy?!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} This is one superfly crib!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I love standing still - I can think about pastries.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} This mansion is bigger than the inside of Snoopy's doghouse!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You know who would love living here? Poor people.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Your comic strip confuses me!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} How dare you name me after your father!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Damn your easygoing hipster ways!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Stop signing your name on my ass!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Stop drawing me stupid!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} In another life, we could have been friends!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} In Russia, I created you!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Eat curtain, Groening!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Boo-ya!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} In your face, creator!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} (GASPS) This is the dude who created us?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This place is amazing. I don't know what to break first!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This place is huge. Check it out - &quot;BOOGER!&quot;<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Check out this creepy artwork! (SHUDDERS)<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Your animation style is crude, dude!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You sucked at ComiCon!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Go write &quot;Life in Hell&quot;!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Move along, you friendly millionaire!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Akbar and Jeff can't save you now!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Homer and Bart reacting to Bender and Zoidberg]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aah! Low-rated future robots!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Your show's too hard!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I like your style, but you gotta go!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} See you in hell, R2D2!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I hate your weird mouth-line!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Go cry to your Future-Mama!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hu! That weird thing I saw once!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Your jokes are too obscure!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'm gonna eat your face with melted butter!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You're not even a real doctor!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Go cry to that weird one-eyed lady!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Female viewers found you off-putting!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Eat death, weirdos!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Suck it!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I hate you because you're different!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I can't believe we shared a timeslot!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Zoidberg? Oh, I know what kinda name that is.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Take that, bait face!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} (SCREAMS) It's Bender, from Futurama!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Go back to Adult Swim!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Take that, you hunk of junk!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You're just a mechanical Homer!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Go cry to Leila!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} (GASPS) It's cult favorite Dr. Zoidberg!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} What the hell is that?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Nobody gets your jokes!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You were too weird for network TV!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You're too gross even for me!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Don't you dare get ink on me!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You're my least favorite Billy West character!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Take that, lobster-face!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Matt Groening]''<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Prepare to be destroyed by warriors of the future!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Ow! Curtain burn! Curtain burn!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} (GRUNT) My evil plans been foiled by a curtain yet again!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Hey four-fingered yellow morons -- I'm over here now!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Look I have a teleporter -- just like in Space Trek!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} I brought you into this world, I can take you out!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Why you little!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} You made me rich, now I'll make you dead!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} When you guys are dead, I'm gonna marry Marge!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Well, if it isn't fat man and little boy! Or should I say, fat ugly man and stupid little boy!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Thanks for the mansions, losers!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} I'm gonna kill you and put your images on sugary breakfast cereals!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Ah, like many successful artists, I resent my own creations!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} I wish I'd created &quot;Family Guy.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Hey jackasses, eat my shorts!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Why did I agree to be in this stupid video game?<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} I miss my collection of vintage perfumes and colognes.<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Oh man, I broke my iPod!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} You have not seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} You don't scare me. I'm friends with Lynda Barry!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} You may destroy me -- but I've already got my cut of the merchandising!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha! (EVIL LAUGH)<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Homer, Bart... I bid you -- up yours!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Off I go, for more authentic Cantonese Dim Sum!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Bender and Zoidberg clones]''<br /> {{qf|[[Bender]]}} You stupid sacks of meat!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Hey fleshies -- you suck!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I'm gonna bend the hell out of you!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Bender likes to bend human flesh!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I'm gonna wear your skin like a Mardi Gras costume!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I know it's a cliché, but &quot;crush kill destroy!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} The future's gonna kick your ass!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Damn your high ratings!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I'm coming back strong on DVD!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I was a hit on the cartoon network!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Metal beats meat!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I'm gonna go &quot;I, Robot&quot; on your asses!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Asimov's first law of robotics -- robots rule!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Exterminate! Exterminate!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Kill all humans -- especially you!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Ow! My shiny metal ass!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I messed myself!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I scratched my new paint job!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I fell on my hard disk!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I think I broke my floppy drive!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I need a sexy robot nurse!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} The bender has become the bent!<br /> {{qf|Bender}} I'm bleeding oil internally.<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Does anyone have any spare parts?<br /> {{qf|Bender}} Robot down! Robot down!<br /> {{qf|[[Zoidberg]]}} I will lay my eggs in your brains!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I slap my thorax in contempt!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} If you're looking for trouble, you found it!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Even for non-lobsters you're ugly!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} My claws will pinch your private areas!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} When you're dead, I get your money!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Zoidberg will bring eternal sleep!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I will use your blood as leave-in conditioner!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} The lobster will eat a human roll! (CRAZED LAUGHS)<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} The crustacean will crush you -- get it?<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I'm a doctor of human-killing... and podiatry.<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I will digest you in my stomach for a thousand years!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Bow before Zoidberg!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Oy, I'm gonna give you such a pinch on the tushy!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} After you die -- latkes for everyone!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I peed my meat!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Who will give love to Zoidberg?<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I feel pain and loneliness!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Doctor Zoidberg needs a real doctor!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I'm suing -- call Lawyer Zoidberg!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Fetch Zoidberg's Gold Bond Medicated Powder!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} You hurt my feelings, and my feelers!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} I need fifty cc's of drawn butter -- stat!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Boo hoo hoo -- you made lobster cry!<br /> {{qf|Zoidberg}} Someone call my therapist!<br /> ----<br /> :''[Ending Cutscene]''<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Bart! Dad! You just vanquished your own creator - the philosophical implications would make Eugene Ionesco's head spin!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hmmm, you make a provocative point, Lisa. And furthermore...Kick him!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Stop kicking the man who doodled you! It isn't nice!<br /> {{qf|Homer &amp; Bart}} Yes, ma'am.<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Thank you for saving me Ma'am -- I'm enduring grateful.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Groening, how could you have betrayed us - the fruits of your creative loins - and sold us out to all these awful video games where we endlessly die and lose health and jump and jump and jump?!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} I swear I didn't know they'd be awful, Lisa. If I'd known, I only would have stuck to slapping your faces on mugs, T-shirts, candy, lunchboxes, board games, gum, novelty flying disks, and fluffy, fluffy beach towels.<br /> {{qf|Simpsons}} (ANGRY MURMURS)<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} Ha, ha, ha! Now if you'll excuse me...<br /> {{qf|Simpsons}} Video game engine self-destruct button!<br /> {{qf|Matt Groening}} So long, suckers!<br /> <br /> {{The Simpsons Game}}</div>

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