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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Filmed to Death
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Filmed to Death Icon.png]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[King Herod]]
|optional = [[Ned]], [[Wiggum]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Baby Jesus]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Filmed to Death''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update. It requires [[King Herod]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|I heard a rumor that Baby Jesus was here. But you're telling me that's not true?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Here? At my house? I…don't even know who Baby Jesus is.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're Ned Flanders, yes? The same Ned Flanders who just published an op-ed in the Springfield Shopper titled "Baby Got Back: The Return of Our Diapered Lord and Savior"?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, THAT Baby Jesus. Sure. Sure. Yeah, um…I'm pretty sure he's uh…getting a haircut.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Getting a haircut?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. Those long locks were really starting to get in his eyes.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make King Herod Track Down Baby Jesus at the Barber|2 hours|[[Curl Up and Dye]], [[Hairy Shearers]], [[Jake's Unisex Hair Palace]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Flanders Go Next Door to Warn Baby Jesus|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ned]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}answering the door{{*}} Flanders. This better be good.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Homer! Homer, you gotta warn Baby Jesus for me. King Herod is after him. I think he might be out for murder.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pfft, fine I'll tell the baby. {{*}}slams door{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maggie! Some guy wants to kill you!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Excuse me. King Herod? I, uh…heard a rumor you were gonna murder a kid.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|And would this be a problem?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Eh, depends on the kid. I mean yes, I would probably try to stop you.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're a policeman, yes? I could actually use your help.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make King Herod Make a Proposal to Chief Wiggum|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Wiggum House]], [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Listen to King Herod's Proposal|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Wiggum House]], [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Kill every baby boy in Springfield, huh? It's an interesting strategy, I'll give you that.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You don't want to do it?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I feel like it wouldn't go over well. But hey, what do I know?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Anyways, good luck with all that.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Reverend, I'm at a crossroads. On the one hand, if I do nothing then our lord and savior Baby Jesus could get murdered.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|On the other hand, if I sacrifice my own soul and murder King Herod first, it'll save Baby Jesus. What's a good Christian man to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Murder or not murder. It's a classic struggle.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, are you the reverend? I was thinking you might know where to find Baby Jesus.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ned, why don't we just let Herod have this one? I mean we already have adult Jesus. Isn't that enough?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Lovejoy Let King Herod Have This One|4 hours|[[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Flanders Gasp Louder to Make Sure Lovejoy Heard|4 hours|[[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ned]]}} {{Task/Job|Make King Herod Thank Lovejoy for His Fealty to the Crown|4 hours|[[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Reverend! Do you know what you've done? If Baby Jesus dies now then it means he never dies later!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So you…want Jesus to die?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Of course! But…at the time of my choosing!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|Well, well, well. If it isn't Baby Jesus. And to think I'd find you here, at the Bowlarama.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Herod. How did you know I'd be here?}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The reverend was easily exploited. Once I explained that your death now would mean your lack of death later, and as a result the failure of his religion to ever form in the first place…}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|…he seemed very interested in no longer having to write sermons every week.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So this is it, huh? You're just gonna off me right here? In front of all these cameras?}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|I can wait for you to leave. I've waited two thousand years already.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Perhaps I could interest you in a little proposal instead?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Propose Faking His Own Death|4 hours|[[Barney's Bowlarama]], [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Library]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}} {{Task/Job|Make King Herod Listen Intently|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|And so, you see, I get to live and you get to tell all your friends back home that you took care of that pesky messiah.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so we film the faking of your death. But…none of my friends back home have phones or DVD players…}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine. We'll have my faked death carved in stone and we'll get it notarized.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so I'm gonna fall from this high ledge here. Flanders I think you're gonna wanna set up with the camera over there to get the best angle on my fall.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Right-diddly-o, Baby Jesus.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like my guards are done placing all the mattresses down below.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Right. Let's do a tracking shot across the balcony here as I run into frame. Then we'll need to get close-up coverage on my monologue, and we'll shoot B-roll after lunch.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|So…do I press this button here with the red circle?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And…ACTION!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Fake His Own Death|4 hours|[[Herod's Citadel]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}} {{Task/Job|Make King Herod Pretend to Kill Baby Jesus|4 hours|[[Herod's Citadel]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Flanders Get a Good Tracking Shot|4 hours|[[Herod's Citadel]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ned]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And so that's where I'm still confused. Because Baby Jesus was killed, but somehow you're still here?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, what's the one thing I'm kinda known for?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Making fish sandwiches?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, what's the OTHER one thing I'm kinda known for?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ooh, it's gotta be your abs. They always seem so toned.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Clash of Creeds}}

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 |name = Filmed to Death
-|image = [[File:Tapped Out Filmed to Death Icon.png]]
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out King Herod Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
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 |characters = [[King Herod]]
 |optional = [[Ned]], [[Wiggum]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Baby Jesus]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|I heard a rumor that Baby Jesus was here. But you're telling me that's not true?}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Here? At my house? I…don't even know who Baby Jesus is.}}
+{{TB|Here? At my house? I...don't even know who Baby Jesus is.}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You're Ned Flanders, yes? The same Ned Flanders who just published an op-ed in the Springfield Shopper titled "Baby Got Back: The Return of Our Diapered Lord and Savior"?}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Oh, THAT Baby Jesus. Sure. Sure. Yeah, um…I'm pretty sure he's uh…getting a haircut.}}
+{{TB|Oh, THAT Baby Jesus. Sure. Sure. Yeah, um...I'm pretty sure he's uh...getting a haircut.}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Getting a haircut?}}
@@ Line 46: / Line 46: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|Excuse me. King Herod? I, uh…heard a rumor you were gonna murder a kid.}}
+{{TB|Excuse me. King Herod? I, uh...heard a rumor you were gonna murder a kid.}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
 {{TB|And would this be a problem?}}
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 {{TB|Reverend! Do you know what you've done? If Baby Jesus dies now then it means he never dies later!}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|So you…want Jesus to die?}}
+{{TB|So you...want Jesus to die?}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Of course! But…at the time of my choosing!}}
+{{TB|Of course! But...at the time of my choosing!}}
 {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Herod. How did you know I'd be here?}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|The reverend was easily exploited. Once I explained that your death now would mean your lack of death later, and as a result the failure of his religion to ever form in the first place…}}
+{{TB|The reverend was easily exploited. Once I explained that your death now would mean your lack of death later, and as a result the failure of his religion to ever form in the first place...}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|…he seemed very interested in no longer having to write sermons every week.}}
+{{TB|...he seemed very interested in no longer having to write sermons every week.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|So this is it, huh? You're just gonna off me right here? In front of all these cameras?}}
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 {{TB|And so, you see, I get to live and you get to tell all your friends back home that you took care of that pesky messiah.}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay, so we film the faking of your death. But…none of my friends back home have phones or DVD players…}}
+{{TB|Okay, so we film the faking of your death. But...none of my friends back home have phones or DVD players...}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine. We'll have my faked death carved in stone and we'll get it notarized.}}
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 {{TB|Right. Let's do a tracking shot across the balcony here as I run into frame. Then we'll need to get close-up coverage on my monologue, and we'll shoot B-roll after lunch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Thinking}}
-{{TB|So…do I press this button here with the red circle?}}
+{{TB|So...do I press this button here with the red circle?}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|And…ACTION!}}
+{{TB|And...ACTION!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Fake His Own Death|4 hours|[[Herod's Citadel]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make King Herod Pretend to Kill Baby Jesus|4 hours|[[Herod's Citadel]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Flanders Get a Good Tracking Shot|4 hours|[[Herod's Citadel]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ned]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}

Filmed to Death - Revision history

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