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:'''[[Homer]]''': So where are you going?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Wherever the road takes us! As long as it's one of the blue Billy Graham-approved, family values states!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ned, as your best friend, I feel it's my duty while you're gone to look after your bumper pool table, big screen TV, and imported beer bar!
:'''[[Ned]]''': Oh, I've got that dovered, Homer! I made a couple of calls, and I'm donating my home to the poor while I'm gone. They take someone out of a filithy shack and let them housesit in the suburbs. It's called the love shack program!
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': We clocked the vehicle going 90 miles per hour, and the car reeks of booze!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow! I must gave really tied one on, because I don't remember any of that!
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Not you! It was our boy, Bart!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart! What did I tell you about drinking and driving?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nothing, I'm only ten! I can't drink or drive!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Touché!
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:'''[[Herman]]''': Mr. Simpson, I'm Herman of Herman's Military Antiques and Battle Supplies. I understand you're having a feud with your neighbor!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What? How'd you find out so fast?
:'''[[Herman]]''': The Internet! Now, I know you both can't use funs, so may I suggest you let me supply you with the next best thing? The Splatter Shot 5000!
:'''[[Marge]]''': A paint-bull gun? I don't know, Homer!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Comic Book Guy? What happened?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I had the misfortune of being caught in the crossfire between your father and Cletus this morning.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': No need for apologies! it saved me purchasing a costume for toight's classic Star Trek masquerade ball by mimicking Frank Gorshin in episode #70 of the original series! "Let that be your last Battlefield." preachiest Star Trek ever!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I found both of our family trees! if you go back to the mid-1800s, they connect. We're all actually second cousins three times removed
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
:'''[[Cletus]]''': What? It be true! And the unwritten country code states that there cain't be no feudin' between kinfolk! It just ain't right!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I agree! I'd never be able to hurt a family member!
:'''[[Bart]]''': How about all the times you chocked me?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Those were just neck hugs!

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': So where are you going?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} So where are you going?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Wherever the road takes us! As long as it's one of the blue Billy Graham-approved, family values states!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Wherever the road takes us! As long as it's one of the blue Billy Graham-approved, family values states!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ned, as your best friend, I feel it's my duty while you're gone to look after your bumper pool table, big screen TV, and imported beer bar!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ned, as your best friend, I feel it's my duty while you're gone to look after your bumper pool table, big screen TV, and imported beer bar!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Oh, I've got that dovered, Homer! I made a couple of calls, and I'm donating my home to the poor while I'm gone. They take someone out of a filithy shack and let them housesit in the suburbs. It's called the love shack program!
+{{qf|Ned}} Oh, I've got that dovered, Homer! I made a couple of calls, and I'm donating my home to the poor while I'm gone. They take someone out of a filithy shack and let them housesit in the suburbs. It's called the love shack program!
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-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': We clocked the vehicle going 90 miles per hour, and the car reeks of booze!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} We clocked the vehicle going 90 miles per hour, and the car reeks of booze!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow! I must gave really tied one on, because I don't remember any of that!
+{{qf|Homer}} Wow! I must gave really tied one on, because I don't remember any of that!
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Not you! It was our boy, Bart!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Not you! It was our boy, Bart!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart! What did I tell you about drinking and driving?
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart! What did I tell you about drinking and driving?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Nothing, I'm only ten! I can't drink or drive!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nothing, I'm only ten! I can't drink or drive!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Touché!
+{{qf|Homer}} Touché!
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-:'''[[Herman]]''': Mr. Simpson, I'm Herman of Herman's Military Antiques and Battle Supplies. I understand you're having a feud with your neighbor!
+{{qf|[[Herman Hermann]]}} Mr. Simpson, I'm Herman of Herman's Military Antiques and Battle Supplies. I understand you're having a feud with your neighbor!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What? How'd you find out so fast?
+{{qf|Homer}} What? How'd you find out so fast?
-:'''[[Herman]]''': The Internet! Now, I know you both can't use funs, so may I suggest you let me supply you with the next best thing? The Splatter Shot 5000!
+{{qf|Herman}} The Internet! Now, I know you both can't use funs, so may I suggest you let me supply you with the next best thing? The Splatter Shot 5000!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': A paint-bull gun? I don't know, Homer!
+{{qf|Marge}} A paint-bull gun? I don't know, Homer!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Comic Book Guy? What happened?
+{{qf|Bart}} Comic Book Guy? What happened?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I had the misfortune of being caught in the crossfire between your father and Cletus this morning.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I had the misfortune of being caught in the crossfire between your father and Cletus this morning.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': No need for apologies! it saved me purchasing a costume for toight's classic Star Trek masquerade ball by mimicking Frank Gorshin in episode #70 of the original series! "Let that be your last Battlefield." preachiest Star Trek ever!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} No need for apologies! it saved me purchasing a costume for toight's classic Star Trek masquerade ball by mimicking Frank Gorshin in episode #70 of the original series! "Let that be your last Battlefield." preachiest Star Trek ever!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I found both of our family trees! if you go back to the mid-1800s, they connect. We're all actually second cousins three times removed
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I found both of our family trees! if you go back to the mid-1800s, they connect. We're all actually second cousins three times removed
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
-:'''[[Cletus]]''': What? It be true! And the unwritten country code states that there cain't be no feudin' between kinfolk! It just ain't right!
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} What? It be true! And the unwritten country code states that there cain't be no feudin' between kinfolk! It just ain't right!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I agree! I'd never be able to hurt a family member!
+{{qf|Homer}} I agree! I'd never be able to hurt a family member!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': How about all the times you chocked me?
+{{qf|Bart}} How about all the times you chocked me?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Those were just neck hugs!
+{{qf|Homer}} Those were just neck hugs!