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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} C&#039;mon, Homer, let us in! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Sorry, kids! I made a bargain with your mother--I agreed to go to church this <a href="/wiki/Christmas" title="Christmas">Christmas</a> Eve and,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Homer, let us in!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sorry, kids! I made a bargain with your mother--I agreed to go to church this [[Christmas]] Eve and, in turn, I get to practice an ancient [[Halloween]] tradition-- In olden days, village peasants gave half their candy harvest on All Hallow's Eve to the mighty king or else he'd destroy 'em with his army of [[zombies]]. So I'm keeping the legend alive by forcing you to give me half of your candy!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Except for the zombie part, that story really bites.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's an awfully convenient legend, if you ask me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, that isn't MacNeil or Lehrer, but this is even better! What th--? YAAAGGGH! No! No! This can't be happening! Some cleaver-wielding psychopath is mutilating that sweet, innocent [[donut]]! Gotta change the channel... quick!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Good evening, Mrs. Simpson! I came here as quickly as I could! Hmmm... well, Mr. Simpson, it seems these bizarre transmissions are not being sent from any network source that I know of... ...Including The WB! This device of my own design -- [AH-HUM HOO-HEY] -- will trace and isolate the origin of the signal. I need to use the equipment in my truck to pinpoint the broadcast -- then we can decide how to disrupt it!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} For heaven's sake, man, hurry!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} I'm getting something... woo hoy... [GASP]!<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} ''[over phone]'' Mr. Simpson! The signal is coming from a live remote! Get out of the house! The show is coming from inside the house!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Wuh? GEEEAAAAGGH!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This candy has Dad-sweat on it, but it's still tasty! Happy Halloween, man!<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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