Solar Dragon at 12:12, May 3, 2023

2023-05-03T12:12:04Z

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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Upper deck. We're so far away. I wanted to see teeth fly.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Relax, nobody comes to [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] games. We'll move into the empty seats behind home plate. You'll be so close to the carnage, you'll have flashbacks for the rest of your life.
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sir, how long have you been a proud member of the Murmur Nation?
{{qf|Homer}} Since never. Ashlee Starling is a whiny pop singer for whiny girls that love to whine. Right, boy?
{{qf|Bart}} I disagree. Ashlee Starling's well-crafted songs speak to the inner lives of teens and tweens alike.
{{qf|Homer}} But you said...
{{qf|Bart}} I've never met this man. If I knew him, I would teach him to love Ashlee by sharing that one song about how you're beautiful no matter what your face looks like.
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} ''[whispering]'' You have become the target of a highly organized, newly-hormonal fan army. Because of you, I have to wear this T-shirt. ''[shouting]'' In case anyone's wondering, I don't agree with Homer.
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Whew. You don't know these fan armies. They're all ruthless psychos. Except for the [[BTS]] ARMY, who are just and pure of heart.
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{{qf|Homer}} Once again, Marge is out living it up at the grocery store.
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{{qf|Homer}} Just as I thought, Ashlee what's-her-face.
{{qf|[[Echo]]}} I'm not Ashlee.
{{qf|Homer}} Aah! What's your face?
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{{qf|[[Mackenzie]]}} Your dad has made an alliance with the Echo fan army. Maybe we should leave him alone.
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No. We can't back down. Ashlee isn't just a singer we like. She's the photo in our locker. She's our one and only Google Alert. She's the tattoo I've been designing for when I turn 18. We aren't just fans of Ashlee, we are Ashlee!
{{qf|Murmur Nation}} We are Ashlee!
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} You heard it here first. Ashlee Starling is great, but not as great as BTS or their fans, who are sane and perfect.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Mackenzie said you weren't excited enough to meet her dog.
{{qf|Bart}} But-but who names their dog Greg? That's a man name.
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{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, sweetie, delight us with one of your little stories about how the planet is choking on plastic.
{{qf|Bart}} Don't "sweetie" her. She's the one behind those Murmur Nation attacks on you.
{{qf|Homer}} Lisa. Wh... But you're the one kid I had on purpose.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Bart was part of it, too, and he doesn't even like Ashlee. He did it just for the fun of torturing you.
{{qf|Homer}} You? The person I would most suspect? I never could have seen it coming.
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{{qf|Homer}} This has been quite the morning. But I'm most disappointed in you, Maggie.
{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Mm? Eh?
{{qf|Homer}} Evil triumphs when good babies do nothing.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad's never stayed mad this long.
{{qf|Bart}} Maybe we should run the can opener. He always comes when he hears that.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I tried that already. Tomorrow, we'll start calling theme park jails.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry I betrayed you.
{{qf|Bart}} We're all sorry Lisa betrayed you.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's crazy that I believed in someone so much that I got swallowed up in groupthink.
{{qf|Marge}} I know. So scary. Oh, my God, we're late for church!

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Relax, nobody comes to [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] games. We'll move into the empty seats behind home plate. You'll be so close to the carnage, you'll have flashbacks for the rest of your life.
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sir, how long have you been a proud member of the Murmur Nation?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sir, how long have you been a proud member of the [[Murmur Nation]]?
 {{qf|Homer}} Since never. Ashlee Starling is a whiny pop singer for whiny girls that love to whine. Right, boy?
 {{qf|Bart}} I disagree. Ashlee Starling's well-crafted songs speak to the inner lives of teens and tweens alike.

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Solar Dragon at 12:12, May 3, 2023

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