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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Fair-Weather Father
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Black History}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = [[In Your Own Words]]
|next = [[Quimby's Big Idea]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Fair-Weather Father''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Black History}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After Between February 14, [[2020]] and March 12, 2020|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Bart, you want to do your Black History Month report on me? But why?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sweet}}
{{TB|You’re the black person I most admire.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Really?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Totally! You’ve saved my dad’s life a million times by turning him on his side when he was passed out.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Are you sure there isn’t someone you admire more? Thurgood Marshall? Nelson Mandela? The cool bad guy from Black Panther?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Those guys are great, but I don’t want to research. So let's do this thing already! I’m brokering a fireworks deal with Nelson in half an hour.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Eh, why not? But I can’t tell the story of my life without talking about the guy who got me here.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|My deadbeat dad, Carl Sr. The spelunker, excavator, and hyper-capitalist founder of the Carl’s Dad Caverns.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hard Hats|350}} {{Task/Job|Make Carl Tell His Father's Story|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No hugs, no games of catch, and he never once took me to a father-son dance.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniff{{*}} Lucky for me I was adopted by an Icelandic family that showed me what true love is.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Because all Carl Sr. cared about was making a buck off those dusty old caverns.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Wow. Your dad sounds a lot like that rich old jerk from There Will Be Blood.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Aren’t you a little young for that movie?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Eh, I got suckered in by the title.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Me too. They should've called it There Will Eventually Be Blood After Two and a Half Hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You wanna watch it again on my phone?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hell yeah.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} Carl's Spend Time with Dad animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haha. “I’m finished!” He sure was finished! Finished beatin’ that priest to death! Hey, what’s wrong?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} That complex epic about greed and the monsters it makes of men has got me thinking about my dad and his cavern. I avoided that place for years.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So you haven’t been back since you were a kid?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I went back alright. About five or six years ago…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is this another flashback? Cuz I’ve got this fireworks thing with Nelson…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hard Hats|300}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Reluctantly Stick Around for Carl’s Flashback|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|Go to the caverns. Find your purpose.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey Moe, I think that radon leak is back!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Nah. The canary’s still alive. See, he’s pecking at that dead mouse in his cage.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Go to the caverns. Find your purpose.}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Hey fellas, when’s the last time you went down to the caverns?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|They closed 'em down after that stalagmite shish kabob’d those Amish kids on their Rumspringa, remember?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, it’s been boarded up ever since.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. Maybe I should go down there.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No doy. That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Crowd of Presidential Kids]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Guys! I went down to the boarded-up caverns because the voice of God told me to, and guess what I found!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Hopeful}}
{{TB|A leprechaun? A unicorn? {{*}}whispers{{*}} Barney, get the extra large butterfly net.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|No! Radioactive waste! Burns must have been dumping it in there for years.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|If the town doesn’t do something soon, it’s gonna leak into the water supply and kill us all!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Suuuure. Kill us all. {{*}}whispers{{*}} Barney, where the hell is that net?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns runs this town. He controls the TV, radio, internet, and the Springfield Tumblr page! He’s not gonna let you get your message out.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|If the town won’t listen to me, I just have to find someone whose voice can’t be silenced. Like beloved former president [[Barack Obama]]!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hard Hats|475}} {{Task|Place [[Crowd of Presidential Kids]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Carl Find and Convince Pres. Barack Obama to Help|4 hours|a {{White House}} or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, former president Barack Obama never returned any of my emails, the jerk.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But I did manage to find the next best thing! A bunch of school kids dressed as President Obama!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|Wow! You got your message out and saved the town, Carl! You’re a hero!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Naw, I’m no hero. I’m just a humble guy trying to do the right thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Carl. Talk show host Opal is on the phone, and she wants you to be on her Salute to Heroes episode!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You hear that, you chumps? I’m a hero!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Opal]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon}}
{{TB|Carl Carlsson. I came out of retirement/exile just to do an episode on you and your amazing story.}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon}}
{{TB|It's gone viral and gotten the attention of the entire nation.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow. That's a whole nation more than I was expecting.}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon}}
{{TB|So what in the world made you go down into those caverns, C.C.?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|You’re not gonna believe this, but it was a mission from God.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Excuse my language but this all sounds like a bunch of hoopla to me!}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ooh, a fight! I always wanted to do this kind of talk show!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hard Hats|400}} {{Task/Job|Make Opal Instigate Conflict|4 hours|{{Channel 6}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What would God want with a beer-belching barfly like you?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Look Flanders, I didn't ask for this. I was just minding my own business and the voice of God rained down from above.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Well, something else is about to rain down on you… my fists!}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, no! Do it after these words from our sponsors!}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ned, stop attacking that man! I came to him with this mission for a reason. To heal the deep psychic wounds left by his dad’s absence.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, that does sound like something you'd do. But why not come to me?}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Frankly, you can be annoying. With the constant prayers, and the check-ins, and the asking about your wives. It piles up like junk mail up here.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Oh my God. I mean, Oh my You. I was being so selfish. I’m sorry Lord. And I’m sorry Carl.}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Jesus Christ, this is good television.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uh, I'm here too. Or does no one care about that?}}
{{Tapped Out Opal Icon}}
{{TB|We’ll fit you in the third segment, J.C. I’ll bump {{Ch|Lisa Kudrow}}.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{BHMBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Black History Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|Carl, thank you for passing on my message. If it hadn't been for you, Springfield and possibly the world would have been destroyed.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|No problem, God. I'm just glad I could do something noteworthy like my dad.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That greedy butthead? He just found a hole in the ground that I made, and over-charged people to see it.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|You were the real miracle he should have tended to.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Aw. Thanks, Dad—I mean God. God! I’m sorry, did I make it weird? I made it weird, didn’t I?}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s okay though. I suppose I’m sort of everyone’s dad. And their mom too. Gender’s kind of an Earth construct.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hard Hats|475}} {{Task/Job|Make Carl Play Catch With God|4 hours|[[The Ten Commandments]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So because of me, the town was saved from total destruction. And I got to play catch with God!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Wow. What a story! All of it’s gonna go right in my history report. {{*}}whispers{{*}} Nelson, go get my extra large butterfly net.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Abraham Simpson I]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Table|
-{{THT|After Between February 14, [[2020]] and March 12, 2020|colspan=2}}
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 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Bart, you want to do your Black History Month report on me? But why?}}

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