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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Hey Dad if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a sup...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey Dad if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Maybe. Is it possible for a man to get a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head and survive?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Let me see . . . I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He didn't die, but it did make him talk funny. Listen boy, that stuff you read in comic books is just a bunch of phony baloney dreamed up by some low-life writer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What you need is a good healthy dose of reality and for that we turn to our good and faithful friend the TV set!<br /> {{qf|Announcer}} Tonight on ''Mystery Island''-- three ugly ducklings are turned into sexy bikini models!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson's Joke Book stories quotes]]</div>

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