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:'''[[Professor Lombardo]]''': After years of teaching art at the local community college, my faith in human creativity has been repeatedly shattered. Inevitably, I lost sight of what great art truly was. However, this splendid image, found in a back alley, has reinvigorated my romance with the painted image! It is sublime! I need to personally thank the genius behind the amazing piece, but El Barto's identity is unkown.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This is Kent Brockman, contuning my live interview with the sensational street artist known as "El Barto!" can you tell us the meaning bhind this piece?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Er... this one is a bout consumerism! And.. my potical stance on... dumpsters..
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Fascinating!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, you seem to be pretty upset over this El Barto business.
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I'm not! I'm not El Barto! Never heard of him.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': What does this mean? Are you a fraud?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Er... um... What i'm saying is... um... aren't we all frauds? Don't we all see ourselves as fakes sometimes?
:'''Kamera man''': I do!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Well, on occasion I have borrowed rather judiciously from Wikipedia, so I suppose so.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': And further- more, what Is the meaning of life?
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This man is a prophet!
:'''[[Bart]]''': D'oh!
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': [GASP!] This cannot be! Plasmo is comicom's most skilled an majestic sorcere! Not a practitioner of cheap parlor tricks! Weasler woman has no need to rub her eyes after the events of Superior Squardon #263! And surely she would retract her claws! Radioactive man with freeze vision?! This is an unmitigated disaster! This images are a travesty! Only a madman could paint with sutch blatant disregard for continuity! Get them away! Worst. Paintings. Ever! These are even more egreious than the "Ewok Hanukkahk Special!"
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Sheesh. If you hate 'em so much, wh y did you paint 'em?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I would never create such tripe!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Then that means...
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''':[SIGH] yes, I am not El Barto. 'Nuff said.
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-:'''[[Professor Lombardo]]''': After years of teaching art at the local community college, my faith in human creativity has been repeatedly shattered. Inevitably, I lost sight of what great art truly was. However, this splendid image, found in a back alley, has reinvigorated my romance with the painted image! It is sublime! I need to personally thank the genius behind the amazing piece, but El Barto's identity is unkown.
+{{qf|[[Professor Lombardo]]}} After years of teaching art at the local community college, my faith in human creativity has been repeatedly shattered. Inevitably, I lost sight of what great art truly was. However, this splendid image, found in a back alley, has reinvigorated my romance with the painted image! It is sublime! I need to personally thank the genius behind the amazing piece, but El Barto's identity is unknown.
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This is Kent Brockman, contuning my live interview with the sensational street artist known as "El Barto!" can you tell us the meaning bhind this piece?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, continuing my live interview with the sensational street artist known as "El Barto!" can you tell us the meaning behind this piece?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Er... this one is a bout consumerism! And.. my potical stance on... dumpsters..
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Er... this one is a bout consumerism! And.. my political stance on... dumpsters..
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Fascinating!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Fascinating!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, you seem to be pretty upset over this El Barto business.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, you seem to be pretty upset over this El Barto business.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I'm not! I'm not El Barto! Never heard of him.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No, I'm not! I'm not El Barto! Never heard of him.
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': What does this mean? Are you a fraud?
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} What does this mean? Are you a fraud?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Er... um... What i'm saying is... um... aren't we all frauds? Don't we all see ourselves as fakes sometimes?
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Er... um... What i'm saying is... um... aren't we all frauds? Don't we all see ourselves as fakes sometimes?
-:'''Kamera man''': I do!
+{{qf|Camera man}} I do!
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Well, on occasion I have borrowed rather judiciously from Wikipedia, so I suppose so.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Well, on occasion I have borrowed rather judiciously from Wikipedia, so I suppose so.
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': And further- more, what Is the meaning of life?
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} And further- more, what Is the meaning of life?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This man is a prophet!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} This man is a prophet!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': D'oh!
+{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
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