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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Executive Lackey
|image =
|level = 25
|update = {{TOCU|Level 25}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Homer]] [[Smithers]] [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional =
|previous = [[Such A Beautiful Day]] [[Hahahahaha Sucker]]
|next =
}}

'''Executive Lackey''' is a quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released in the {{TOCU|Level 25}} content updarte. It unlocks [[Smithers]] and [[Burns Manor]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Bah! I shouldn't keep being assigned menial tasks. I should be the one assigning them!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Where are the people to overuse my plant's energy? Where are the lawyers to cheat on my taxes?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Where are the Jehovah's Witnesses to feed to [[The Hounds|my hounds]]?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anything I can help with Sir?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, Sir, I'm your average overweight-sized employee Homer Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Send Homer to do a Plant Shift". The task takes place at the [[Control Building]] and takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What? You've returned unscathed?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I can't believe I'm saying this, but why don't you join me at [[Moe's]], Mr. Burns?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Socialize with you? Why I'd rather join [[Obama]]'s drum circle.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build Burns Manor". It takes 4 hours to build.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Burns Manor]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Smithers]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers! Don't think I'm paying you for the time you missed. They're called sick days, not explosion trauma recovery days.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, sir. All this time I have been, ahem, trapped in the closet.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You mean you've been unable to escape my actual wardrobe after the explosion sealed you in there while organizing my sock garters?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|That is exactly what I meant.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, we should make sure the plant is up to code... in case nuclear inspectors become premium characters.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Bah. All the plant needs is a good dusting. Employ a cleaning lady immediately.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Er, Mr. Burns, some might consider the term 'cleaning lady' to be sexist.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Sexist? Me? It's not as if I said 'cleaning wench,' as I had wanted to and said in my head.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Besides, everyone knows I'm a fierce supporter of a woman's right to clean.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|No worries, sir. People are so desperate for work, I'm sure my inbox is already flooded with applications.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Now to go about whistling the 'Sorting & Judging' song.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Build the Post Office" and "Make Smithers Check the Mail". The task takes place at the [[Springfield Post Office]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, there you are. I finally tracked down that rare '87 [[Malibu Stacy]] where they designed her head upside-down.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I assume you still want this priceless, freakish collectible.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Absolutely! It'll complete my set of misshapen dolls along with Torso Face Stacy and Anatomically Correct Tad.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, while I rub this news in other people's faces, and then do my gloating dance.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Smithers Write Malibu Stacey News Letter" and "Make Smithers Whip It". The first task takes place at [[Burns Manor]] and takes 6 hours and the second task takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, now that I have you back and everything is running smoothly, I realize I don't need you.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, please -- you just saw my hobbies. I'll go insane if that's all I do.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now, now, Smithers. Remember, you've already fixed the trap door.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}falling noises{{*}}}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck (2x)". The task takes 12 hours each time.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Waylon Smithers?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|{{*}}hick{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|We've been getting reports of someone using the [[Blue House]]s as urinals. Save that behavior for the [[Brown House]]s.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Smithers Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank". The task takes place at the [[Police Station]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, Smithers. You smell like [[Yale]] fraternity pledge. You're still going to have to repay me for your bail. At 36% rate of interest.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry, Sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Even though you disgust me, I find myself in need of your services.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I seem to have forgotten how to deal with this damnable contraption called 'laces.'}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, as prominent citizen and donor, I would like to offer you aid.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Have your Smithers call this number, and these folks will get him back on track.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|They've been great at curling and covering up the many repeated escapades of my, er-um, nephew.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Smithers Attend an AA Meeting". The task takes place at the [[First Church of Springfield]] and takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, may I express my warmest gratitude to be back in your soothing company -}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Bah! I have no time for your obsequious rambling. Now is the time for my daily exercise.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Can't keep looking so pretty without putting in a little work.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Very good, sir. I'll get right on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent! After you've built up your vigor, I'll use that gypsy curse to steal it into my body.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Smithers Exercise for Mr. Burns". The task requires [[Mr. Burns]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|750}} and {{XP|75}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 21-25}}

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 |caption = Icons for Pt. 1 (Homer) and Pt. 2-8 (Smithers)
-|level = 25
+|level = 24
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 25}}
 |requirements =
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 |id = 1227 - 1235
-|previous = [[Such A Beautiful Day]]<br>[[Hahahahaha Sucker]]
+|previous = [[Such A Beautiful Day]] (if level 24)<br>[[Hahahahaha Sucker]] (if level 25)
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-'''Executive Lackey''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 25}} content updarte. It unlocks [[Smithers]] and [[Burns Manor]].
+'''Executive Lackey''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 25}} content update. It unlocks [[Smithers]] and [[Burns Manor]].
 == Dialogue ==

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-'''Executive Lackey''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released in the {{TOCU|Level 25}} content updarte. It unlocks [[Smithers]] and [[Burns Manor]].
+'''Executive Lackey''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 25}} content updarte. It unlocks [[Smithers]] and [[Burns Manor]].
 == Dialogue ==

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 |optional =
 |previous = [[Such A Beautiful Day]]<br>[[Hahahahaha Sucker]]
-|next =
+|next = {{TOQP2|This Little Wiggy|1}}
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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 === Pt. 4 ===

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