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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Fortune_teller" title="Fortune teller">Fortune teller</a>}} Greetings! Come in and know the future! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Comic_Book_Guy" title="Comic Book Guy">Comic Book Guy</a>}} I merely need a place to rest, milady. {{qf|Fortune teller}} look,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Fortune teller]]}} Greetings! Come in and know the future!<br /> {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I merely need a place to rest, milady.<br /> {{qf|Fortune teller}} look, buddy, I got a business to run. It's ten bucks to sit in the chair for twenty minutes. Now do you want to know the future or not?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Barchie]]}} Boy, Jughouse, you sure do love burgers!<br /> {{qf|[[Jughouse]]}} I eat when I'm sad.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mouse]]}} Hey, you two! I better not catch you flirting with my girlfriend, Smide!<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} Oh hi, Mouse! Is Smidge actually with you for once?<br /> {{qf|Mouse}} No, she's still in... um... [[Iceland]].<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} Well, she sounds real enough to me.<br /> {{qf|Jughouse}} We promise not to lay eyes on her!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} Say, I always wondered, how did you get the name Mouse?<br /> {{qf|Mouse}} My mom couldn't afford a book of baby names, so she picked one from a book of animals.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} Apop, why didn't you pay the rent?<br /> {{qf|[[Apop]]}} I had to spend all my money bribing the health inspectors to say I use actual beef in my super sonic burgers.<br /> {{qf|Jughouse}} What's really in them?<br /> {{qf|Apop}} Hedgehogs! And they are getting harder and harder to catch! The blue ones especially!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} Thanks for agreeing to play the drums for my band, Jughouse!<br /> {{qf|Jughouse}} That's okay. You're my only friend, so I'd pretty much do anything you say. I even wear this crown so my hair looks like yours when I take it off!<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} That's... um... great.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} Now what would happen in the future if a dog became president?<br /> {{qf|Reporter}} Mr. President, how is the situation with the war on cats?<br /> {{qf|Dog president}} Ruff!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Wedgie]]}} What do you think our chances are?<br /> {{qf|Barchie}} They'd be better if we'd ever gotten together to rehearse.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sherronica]]}} You remember what happened when you told me I couldn't have a pony?<br /> {{qf|Sherronica's father}} Stop! It took years of electroshock therapy to forget what you did!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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