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|name = Everyone Old Is Old Again<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 15<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}<br />
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}<br />
|characters = [[Mr. Burns]]<br />
|optional = [[Smithers]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]]<br />
|internal = EveryoneOldIsOldAgain<br />
|id = 249000<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = {{TOQP|Welcome to Geriatric Park|1}}<br>{{TOQP|This Means Dino War|1}}<br>{{TOQP|The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert|1}}<br>{{TOQP|Better Fighting Through Science|1}}<br />
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'''Everyone Old Is Old Again''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}} content update.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
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{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Thinking}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, Smithers, with autumn in the air, I'm once again reflecting on my mortality. Mostly how to avoid it.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Sounds like someone needs another injection of bovine calf serum.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Sadly, no. There's no calf young enough to renew my zip-zam-zoom.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}<br />
{{TB|Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Cooling Towers]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Interview Geniuses|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Cooling Towers]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Cooling Towers]]|char=[[Dr. Hibbert]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Cooling Towers]]|char=[[Dr. Nick]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Cooling Towers]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Cooling Towers]]|char=[[Hank Scorpio]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Thirty?! I don't want to go back to my baby rattle and diaper days! }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I could offer my services. Plastic surgery is nifty!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|I don't care about looking good. I just want to live forever!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|And you will! We replace one body organ at a time with plastic parts.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Eyes Darting}}<br />
{{TB|Tempting. But what else?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|One word: Dino-saurs! Unless that's two words. I'm not sure.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|What do dinosaurs have to do with my quest for immortality?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|They're really cool. Plus, there are no regulations against experimenting on things that are extinct.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Eh…I'm not saying no. I'm saying "eh". What about you, young man?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Stealing youth from the young? That's been done to death. I'm focusing my own research on the elderly.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br />
{{TB|By extracting the elderly's fear of death into an injectable formula, we could actually repel death!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Sounds like a lot of hogwash, but the elderly would be easier to keep caged than children.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|And they cost less than guinea pigs.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}<br />
{{TB|Very well, let's roll the dice with dinosaurs and the elderly and see what happens.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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