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{{Song
|name = "Everybody Kirks"
|image = [[File:Everybody Kirks.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Michael Stipe]]
|characters = {{Ch|Michael Stipe}}
|length = 1:34
|writer = '''Original:''' {{W|Bill Berry}}, [[Peter Buck]], [[Mike Mills]], and [[Michael Stipe]]<br>'''Parody lyrics:''' [[Ryan Koh]]
|album =
|appearance = "[[Homer? A Cracker Bro?]]"
}}

'''"Everybody Kirks"''' is a song performed by {{Ch|Michael Stipe}} of {{Chs|R.E.M.}}

== Lyrics ==
:When your day is long,
:And at night,
:At night, you snack alone.
:When you're sure your hunger's gone,
:For this life,
:Well, hang on.

:Don't let yourself choke.
:Just because your mouth is dry.
:Everybody Kirks,
:Crumb times.

:Well, everybody Kirks,
:At crumb times,
:When crackers taste like lies.

:Everybody Kirks,
:So munch on,
:Munch on,
:Everybody Kirks.

:''Munch on, Kirk.''

== Behind the Laughter ==
"Everybody Kirks" is a parody of "{{W|Everybody Hurts}}" by [[R.E.M.]]

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Homer? A Cracker Bro?}}

[[Category:Parody songs]]
[[Category:Songs by guest stars]]
[[Category:Songs by their original artists]]

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