https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Everybody%27s_Hero Everybody's Hero - Revision history 2026-04-05T06:31:09Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Everybody%27s_Hero&diff=1425531&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (9) 2025-10-13T16:09:46Z <p>replaced: … → ... (9)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 16:09, October 13, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l23" >Line 23:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 23:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Put that microwave dinner back in the freezer, Luann, 'cause I'm taking you out to dinner! 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This is actually pretty good.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Don't worry. This is actually pretty good.}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Everybody%27s_Hero&diff=1425460&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Everybody's Hero |image = x100px |level = 37 |update = {{TOCU|Food Wars}} |requirements = |characters = [..." 2025-10-13T14:26:55Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Everybody&#039;s Hero |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Hero_Kirk_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Hero Kirk Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 37 |update = {{TOCU|Food Wars}} |requirements = |characters = [...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Everybody's Hero<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Hero Kirk Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 37<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Food Wars}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Hero Kirk]]<br /> |optional = [[Luann]], [[Milhouse]], [[Dr. Hibbert]]<br /> |internal = EverybodysHero<br /> |id = 270007 - 270011<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Everybody's Hero''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Food Wars}} content update. It requires [[Hero Kirk]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Put that microwave dinner back in the freezer, Luann, 'cause I'm taking you out to dinner! A HOT dinner.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Fine, I'll get your fake severed thumb so you can plant it in your spaghetti and get us a free meal…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No need for the bloody thumb tonight, baby.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Ah, the &quot;choke-on-a-meatball-and-I-revive-you-in-the-car&quot; trick?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Better than that! Guess who's got three thumbs and has a new job? This guy!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Washing dishes after we eat the meal doesn't count as a job, Kirk.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Is that what you think of me? That I can't get a respectable job?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|The fact that you haven't told me yet isn't a good sign.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|No, it's definitely not a good sign…}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Luann Demand to Know What Kirk Has Been Doing|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]|char=[[Luann]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Hero Kirk Reluctantly Show His Work|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, fine. This is it.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|You're one of those idiots that wears a sandwich costume who spins a sign?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I don't JUST spin a sign, I also dance around…a little.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}<br /> {{TB|Ha! You can't dance.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I've got moves!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Are you trying to show them to me now?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|No! I'm trying to scratch my back through the suit. I think I'm allergic to it.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Look, son, there's a time in every boy's life when he's gotta find out his dad's a loser.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Don't talk like that, Dad, this is just a stepping stone. Maybe if you do really good, you could be one of those [[Uncle Sam]] sign spinners outside the tax place!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|No, they already turned me down. They said I didn't have enough gravitas to play Uncle Sam…}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Encourage His Dad|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Hero Kirk Suffer Uncontrollable Itching|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}<br /> {{TB|But seriously, Dad, stop trying to scratch yourself. It looks weird!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|I know, but I just…can't…hold it in…anymore…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Yelling}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}scratching himself vigorously{{*}} AAAAAAAH!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Opal Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|What in the world is that sandwich guy doing? I gotta get this on my phone! I've never seen moves like that.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Milhouse, Opal posted a video of your dad doing his crazy hero sandwich dance, and now he's the hottest viral sensation!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Really? My dad's a viral hit! I'm gonna be able to capitalize on this forever!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Wow, Kirk! You're really a sensation around town now!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}<br /> {{TB|You know what they say: behind every strong man is a stronger woman!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I think the only thing behind me right now is this terrible rash.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Dreamy}}<br /> {{TB|A rash of adoring compliments from your wife!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hero Kirk Strut His Stuff|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Luann Brag About Kirk|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Luann]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}<br /> {{TB|Kirk, honey, come here and lean down.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|You want a kiss from the biggest celebrity in town?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|What? No. I want to put this [[Globex]] hat on you. In your next video, you need to say &quot;Globex: Definitely Not Trying To Take Over the World&quot; while you're dancing.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Anything for you and an integrated corporate sponsor, babe. Now let's get ready for bed, I've had a long day.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}takes off hero sandwich costume{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Oh my God, what happened to your skin?! Put it back on! Put it back on!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Well, well, what brings Springfield's latest social media sensation to my office?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|It's the costume, Dr. Hibbert. It's giving me a rash and itches like crazy!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm sure a simple ointment will clear it right up.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Itching the rash is what made me a celebrity. Do you have an ointment that only KINDA clears it up?}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Dr. Hibbert Be Fascinated by Mutant Rash|4 hours|[[Hibbert Family Practice]]|char=[[Dr. Hibbert]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Hero Kirk Endure Embarrassing Examination|4 hours|[[Hibbert Family Practice]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I've never seen a rash this bad!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|Uh-oh…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Don't worry. This is actually pretty good.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|It is?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Not for you. But this is going to finally get me into the Springfield Journal of Medicine for something other than my golf game.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 5 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Kirk, you haven't appeared in public in almost two days! At this rate, by tomorrow you'll be yesterday's news.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|What's the problem? You said that lotion Dr. Hibbert gave you works.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|That is the problem! I don't itch anymore.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|I knew this was too good to be true.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Relax, Luann. I'll just watch my video and learn the dance. How hard could it be to spontaneously go viral twice?}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hero Kirk Show Off His &quot;Moves&quot;|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Luann Be Embarrassed by Kirk Again|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]|char=[[Luann]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I'm a failure.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}<br /> {{TB|It's okay, Dad. Maybe I'll inherit your terrible skin allergies and someday I'll be a viral sensation.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hero Kirk Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|We can only hope, son.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Food Wars}}</div> Solar Dragon