Every Old Car is New Again - Revision history

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Every Old Car is New Again |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}} |requirements..."

2025-07-13T22:21:49Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Every Old Car is New Again |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}} |requirements..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Every Old Car is New Again
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Hell on Wheels Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Antoine]] and [[Zora]], [[Mrs. Pennyfeather]]
|internal = EveryOldCarIsNewAgain
|id = 255021
|previous = {{TOQP|Of Clunkers and Junkers|5}} {{TOQP|The Quest for Car|5}} {{TOQP|The Internet of Wheels|5}} {{TOQP|I, Robot Car|5}}
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Every Old Car is New Again''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
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{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Of Clunkers and Junkers|5}}, {{TOQP|The Quest for Car|5}}, {{TOQP|The Internet of Wheels|5}}, and {{TOQP|I, Robot Car|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bart and Lisa Simpson! What did you to do your father's new car?!}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I think you mean, what did they do to OUR car!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|When you say "our" does that include me? Because it still could.}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You must be crazy if you think we're going to let you keep our best car after your kids nearly destroyed it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But…we have a contract.}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Did you read the fine print?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Fine print?! I didn't even read the really big print.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Now hold on just a minute, missy! Your stupid self-driving car almost killed my children.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So, unless you want to face a world of negative publicity, you better give my husband the new car you promised!}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No way. We're a high tech startup. The media loves us!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|More than it loves children who can cry on cue after being taken advantage of by Silicon Valley elites?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniffling and crying{{*}} Greedy disruptors put us in harm's way!}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|No, not as much.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Replace Homer's Car|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Excited About Getting a New Car|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Pennyfeather Notice Bart and Lisa Are Missing|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Mrs. Pennyfeather]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We had our guys build an exact replica of your old car. Now, if you'll just sign here.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But…I wanted a new car.}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, there is one difference from your old car. This one actually runs.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I understand making the car identical to our old car, but did you have to include that terrible clunking noise?}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I think that noise is coming from Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|I'm having a heart attack! Woo hoo!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Hell on Wheels}}

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 |requirements =
 |characters = [[Homer]]
-|optional = [[Antoine]] and [[Zora]], [[Mrs. Pennyfeather]]
+|optional = {{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]], [[Mrs. Pennyfeather]]
 |internal = EveryOldCarIsNewAgain
 |id = 255021
@@ Line 45: / Line 45: @@
 {{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Worried}}
 {{TB|No, not as much.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Replace Homer's Car|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Excited About Getting a New Car|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Pennyfeather Notice Bart and Lisa Are Missing|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Mrs. Pennyfeather]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Replace Homer's Car|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char={{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Excited About Getting a New Car|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Pennyfeather Notice Bart and Lisa Are Missing|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Mrs. Pennyfeather]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|We had our guys build an exact replica of your old car. Now, if you'll just sign here.}}

@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 {{TB|You must be crazy if you think we're going to let you keep our best car after your kids nearly destroyed it!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|But…we have a contract.}}
+{{TB|But...we have a contract.}}
 {{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Did you read the fine print?}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{TB|We had our guys build an exact replica of your old car. Now, if you'll just sign here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|But…I wanted a new car.}}
+{{TB|But...I wanted a new car.}}
 {{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Well, there is one difference from your old car. This one actually runs.}}