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:'''[[Candace]]:''' I'm pretty fascinating myself. I'm an author.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I thought you were a pharmacist.
:'''Candace:''' Tennessee Williams worked in a shoe factory.
:'''Homer:''' You were pretty quick with that fact.
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:'''Homer:''' Marge, after all my divorce-worthy statements and actions-many of which you don't know about-how can you kick me out now that I'm sick?
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:'''Homer:''' You're pregnant? But I kept my shirt on!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, you have no idea what it's like being married to you.
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:'''Marge:''' I know this marriage isn't perfect, or even great, but now I even treasure the moments where it's just so-so.
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:'''Marge:''' Dr. Hibbert called in a prescription for you to pick up.
:'''Homer:''' Narcolepsy.
:'''Marge:''' Yes, for narcolepsy, which you should get now.
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:'''Marge:''' I smell beer. Did you go to Moe's?
:'''Homer:''' Every time I have beer on my breath, you assume I've been drinking.
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:'''Marge:''' Did you at least get the medicine?
:'''Homer:''' I tried, and I failed. Miserably.
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:'''[[Therapist (Every Man's Dream)|Therapist]]:''' Like all married women you're sick of your husband. But sometimes you're afraid of losing him.
:'''Homer:''' And like all married men, I didn't hear that first thing and am overconfident of the second.
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:'''Homer:''' ''[to the Therapist]'' And you thought our only option was to break up.
:'''Therapist:''' I never said that. If I told people that didn't belong together they shouldn't be together, I'd be out of a job.
:'''Homer:''' Huh, I must have dreamed that, too.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[crying]'' Why is Daddy leaving? Is it all my fault?
:''[laughs]''
:'''Bart:''' Man, I've been waiting to do that for a long time.
:''[shouts]''
:'''Bart:''' All my problems are my parents' fault!
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:'''Candace:''' I'm just floating this, but have you ever thought it's a good thing that Marge dumped you? I mean, I've dated more girls than you.
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:'''Homer:''' I would love to get into snowman shape. I can’t even fit into my scarf anymore.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I know this marriage isn't perfect, or even great, but now I treasure the moments where it's just so-so. I'd kill for "okay."
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-{{qf|[[Janet Zilowitz]]}} I've never said this-- and I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this-- but this marriage is rotting with the stench of death.
+{{qf|[[Janet Zilowitz]]}} I've never said this—and I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this—but this marriage is rotting with the stench of death.
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, that seems a little strong.
 {{qf|Dr. Zilowitz}} How about reeking like a trashcan in a dog park?

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|number=575|season=27|Mathlete's Feat|'Cue Detective}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mathlete's Feat|'Cue Detective}}
-{{qf|[[Candace]]}} I'm pretty fascinating myself. I'm an author.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Narcolepsy's merely sleeping sickness, and many narcoleptics do lead normal lives by avoiding stressful triggers like, uh, oh, let's say...
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought you were a pharmacist.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Helping with the laundry?
-{{qf|Candace}} Tennessee Williams worked in a shoe factory.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Exactly.
-{{qf|Homer}} You were pretty quick with that fact.
+{{qf|Homer}} Having to pay my doctor's bill?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Marge, after all my divorce-worthy statements and actions-many of which you don't know about-how can you kick me out now that I'm sick?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I smell beer. Did you go to [[Moe's]]?
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-{{qf|Homer}} You're pregnant? But I kept my shirt on!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, come up through my rear and grab me.
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, you have no idea what it's like being married to you.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I don't get it, Homer. You and your wife may be calling it quits. How can you be happy?
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-{{qf|Marge}} I know this marriage isn't perfect, or even great, but now I even treasure the moments where it's just so-so.
+{{qf|Homer}} Complicated? What's complicated? We're not together, but we're not legally apart, and I have to fight for the right to see the children I spent my life avoiding. What's complicated about that?
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-{{qf|Marge}} Dr. Hibbert called in a prescription for you to pick up.
+{{qf|Homer}} Wish my head was filled with guacamole.
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-{{qf|Marge}} I smell beer. Did you go to Moe's?
+{{qf|[[Candace]]}} You've got amphetamines, anticataplectics and GHB, also known as Georgia Homeboy or Liquid Ecstasy. Do not take these with alcohol.
-{{qf|Homer}} Every time I have beer on my breath, you assume I've been drinking.
+{{qf|Homer}} What if I've already been drinking, and I don't plan to stop?
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-{{qf|Marge}} Did you at least get the medicine?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, God! Oh, God! I've just committed the one drunken mistake I've never made. Well, Bart. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. What am I gonna tell Marge?
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-{{qf|Therapist}} Like all married women you're sick of your husband. But sometimes you're afraid of losing him.
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't move! There's a snake on your butt.
-{{qf|Homer}} And like all married men, I didn't hear that first thing and am overconfident of the second.
+{{qf|Candace}} That's a tattoo.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[to the Therapist]'' And you thought our only option was to break up.
+{{qf|[[Candace's friend 1]]}} Candace, what is his deal?
-{{qf|Therapist}} I never said that. If I told people that didn't belong together they shouldn't be together, I'd be out of a job.
+{{qf|[[Candace's friend 2]]}} ''[gasps]'' Is he paying your rent?
-{{qf|Homer}} Huh, I must have dreamed that, too.
+{{qf|Candace}} No.
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[crying]'' Why is Daddy leaving? Is it all my fault? ''[laughs]'' Man, I've been waiting to do that for a long time. ''[shouts]'' All my problems are my parents' fault!
+{{qf|Candace}} Two Scorpinos, Moe.
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-{{qf|Candace}} I'm just floating this, but have you ever thought it's a good thing that Marge dumped you? I mean, I've dated more girls than you.
+{{qf|Candace}} Then you can put a ring on my finger, Homer. I'm already pregnant.
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-{{qf|Homer}} I would love to get into snowman shape. I can't even fit into my scarf anymore.
+{{qf|Marge}} You did it, Homie! And what a March it was. A beautiful Easter, a sober St. Patrick's Day, and impeccable behavior watching the NCAA basketball tournament.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|number=575|season=27|Mathlete's Feat|'Cue Detective}}
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-:'''[[Candace]]:''' I'm pretty fascinating myself. I'm an author.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, after all my divorce-worthy statements and actions-many of which you don't know about-how can you kick me out now that I'm sick?
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-:'''Homer:''' Marge, after all my divorce-worthy statements and actions-many of which you don't know about-how can you kick me out now that I'm sick?
+{{qf|Homer}} You're pregnant? But I kept my shirt on!
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-:'''Homer:''' You're pregnant? But I kept my shirt on!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, you have no idea what it's like being married to you.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, you have no idea what it's like being married to you.
+{{qf|Marge}} I know this marriage isn't perfect, or even great, but now I even treasure the moments where it's just so-so.
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-:'''Marge:''' I know this marriage isn't perfect, or even great, but now I even treasure the moments where it's just so-so.
+{{qf|Marge}} Dr. Hibbert called in a prescription for you to pick up.
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-:'''Marge:''' Dr. Hibbert called in a prescription for you to pick up.
+{{qf|Marge}} I smell beer. Did you go to Moe's?
-:'''Homer:''' Narcolepsy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Every time I have beer on my breath, you assume I've been drinking.
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-:'''Marge:''' I smell beer. Did you go to Moe's?
+{{qf|Marge}} Did you at least get the medicine?
-:'''Homer:''' Every time I have beer on my breath, you assume I've been drinking.
+{{qf|Homer}} I tried, and I failed. Miserably.
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-:'''Marge:''' Did you at least get the medicine?
+{{qf|Therapist}} Like all married women you're sick of your husband. But sometimes you're afraid of losing him.
-:'''Homer:''' I tried, and I failed. Miserably.
+{{qf|Homer}} And like all married men, I didn't hear that first thing and am overconfident of the second.
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-:'''[[Therapist (Every Man's Dream)|Therapist]]:''' Like all married women you're sick of your husband. But sometimes you're afraid of losing him.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to the Therapist]'' And you thought our only option was to break up.
-:'''Homer:''' And like all married men, I didn't hear that first thing and am overconfident of the second.
+{{qf|Therapist}} I never said that. If I told people that didn't belong together they shouldn't be together, I'd be out of a job.
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-:'''Homer:''' ''[to the Therapist]'' And you thought our only option was to break up.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[crying]'' Why is Daddy leaving? Is it all my fault? ''[laughs]'' Man, I've been waiting to do that for a long time. ''[shouts]'' All my problems are my parents' fault!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[crying]'' Why is Daddy leaving? Is it all my fault?
+{{qf|Candace}} I'm just floating this, but have you ever thought it's a good thing that Marge dumped you? I mean, I've dated more girls than you.
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 :'''Candace:''' I'm just floating this, but have you ever thought it's a good thing that Marge dumped you? I mean, I've dated more girls than you.
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-:'''Homer:''' I would love to get into snowman shape. I can’t even fit into my scarf anymore.
+:'''Homer:''' I would love to get into snowman shape. I can't even fit into my scarf anymore.
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