Solar Dragon at 14:13, October 6, 2025

2025-10-06T14:13:28Z

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Company |name = Escarbro |image = 250px |purpose = Skincare |owner = Gary Chalmers |town = Springfield |employees = Homer Simpson
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2025-10-06T14:12:51Z

Created page with "{{Company |name = Escarbro |image = 250px |purpose = Skincare |owner = Gary Chalmers |town = Springfield |employees = Homer Simpson<br>Lenn..."

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{{Company
|name = Escarbro
|image = [[File:Escarbro.png|250px]]
|purpose = Skincare
|owner = [[Gary Chalmers]]
|town = [[Springfield]]
|employees = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Lenny Leonard]]<br>[[Carl Carlson]]
|appearance = "[[Keep Chalm and Gary On]]"
}}

'''Escarbro'''' was a skincare company founded by [[Gary Chalmers]].

== History ==
When [[Gary Chalmers]] was cleaning the tunnels beneath the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he was attacked by giant snails. When he went home, he found himself covered in snail slime, which [[Shauna]] told him was a useful beauty product. Chalmers then went to [[Mr. Burns]] with a proposal to start a new skincare brand using the slime. The company became an overnight success due to its advertising campaign of using common men, and Chalmers became rich.

Chalmers was unhappy to find how underhanded some of the tactics employed by his company were, such as making the "cancel subscription" button on the website hard to find. When he found out that high schoolers were using the product, despite not being marketed for kids, he became concerned. When he went back to [[Springfield Elementary School]] to give a speech to the students, he was horrified to find so many students were using the skincare product. Chalmers then announced that he bought the school at auction and reinstated himself as Superintendent before he banned the skincare products.

[[Homer]], [[Lenny]], and [[Carl]] fed the snails [[Chippos]] and [[Duff Beer]], which killed them all, including [[Claudia]].

== Behind the Laughter ==
The company name is a portmanteau of "escargot" and "bro."

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Keep Chalm and Gary On}}

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 When [[Gary Chalmers]] was cleaning the tunnels beneath the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he was attacked by giant snails. When he went home, he found himself covered in snail slime, which [[Shauna]] told him was a useful beauty product. Chalmers then went to [[Mr. Burns]] with a proposal to start a new skincare brand using the slime. The company became an overnight success due to its advertising campaign of using common men, and Chalmers became rich.
-Chalmers was unhappy to find how underhanded some of the tactics employed by his company were, such as making the "cancel subscription" button on the website hard to find. When he found out that high schoolers were using the product, despite not being marketed for kids, he became concerned. When he went back to [[Springfield Elementary School]] to give a speech to the students, he was horrified to find so many students were using the skincare product. Chalmers then announced that he bought the school at auction and reinstated himself as Superintendent before he banned the skincare products.
+Chalmers was unhappy to find how underhanded some of the tactics employed by his company were, such as making the "cancel subscription" button on the website hard to find. When he found out that high schoolers were using the product, despite it not being marketed for kids, he became concerned. When he went back to [[Springfield Elementary School]] to give a speech to the students, he was horrified to find so many students were using the skincare product. Chalmers then announced that he had bought the school at auction and reinstated himself as Superintendent before he banned the skincare products.
 [[Homer]], [[Lenny]], and [[Carl]] fed the snails [[Chippos]] and [[Duff Beer]], which killed them all, including [[Claudia]].

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Solar Dragon at 14:13, October 6, 2025

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Company |name = Escarbro |image = 250px |purpose = Skincare |owner = Gary Chalmers |town = Springfield |employees = Homer SimpsonLenn..."

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Company |name = Escarbro |image = 250px |purpose = Skincare |owner = Gary Chalmers |town = Springfield |employees = Homer Simpson
Lenn..."