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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [[Professor Frink]]! Are you home? We need to talk to you.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, we're selling band candy.
{{qf|Lisa}} No, we need to tell him the truth.
{{qf|Bart}} I am! I got to move this candy, alien invasion or not.
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Don't you understand, son? Your whole life up until this moment has been a mere video game.
{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? The thing is, our video game powers aren't strong enough. We need upgrades, and fast.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yes! The blood room!
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, it's all so carnal and unnecessary.

{{The Simpsons Game}}

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 {{qf|Lisa}} No, we need to tell him the truth.
 {{qf|Bart}} I am! I got to move this candy, alien invasion or not.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Whatever.  It looks like he's not home.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Whatever. It looks like he's not home.
-{{qf|Bart}} Fine.  I'll break, you enter.
+{{qf|Bart}} Fine. I'll break, you enter.
-{{qf|Bart}} This place is sadder than Moe's house.  And that dude is sad.
+{{qf|Bart}} This place is sadder than Moe's house. And that dude is sad.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Bart!  Check it out!  I think I know where Frink has disappeared to.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart! Check it out! I think I know where Frink has disappeared to.
 {{qf|Lisa}} No stupid! The sign!
-{{qf|Bart}} Reading's for nerds!  Hop in!
+{{qf|Bart}} Reading's for nerds! Hop in!
-{{qf|Bart}} Wow!  Crates, coins, hearts, old video game characters... what is this place?
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow! Crates, coins, hearts, old video game characters... what is this place?
-{{qf|Lisa}} It looks like some kind of factory.  But what are they making?
+{{qf|Lisa}} It looks like some kind of factory. But what are they making?
-{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Why, they're making video games my dear child!  You see, when I traveled through my Rift Portal, I discovered a world beyond ours.  Welcome to the game engine!
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Why, they're making video games my dear child! You see, when I traveled through my Rift Portal, I discovered a world beyond ours. Welcome to the game engine!
-{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah, great.  Here's the thing.  Our town's being attacked by aliens, and-
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah, great. Here's the thing. Our town's being attacked by aliens, and-
 {{qf|Professor Frink}} Don't you understand, son? Your whole life up until this moment has been a mere video game.
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? The thing is, our video game powers aren't strong enough. We need upgrades, and fast.
 {{qf|Professor Frink}} Well, I've anticipated this problem, and I've done what every video game player who doesn't have time to figure out things for himself does.
 {{qf|Bart}} You cheated!
-{{qf|Professor Frink}} Exactly.  Behold, the strategy guide.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Exactly. Behold, the strategy guide.
-{{qf|Lisa}} A cheat guide?  I don't know, Bart.  I do want to save the lives of everyone we love, but if that means I have to be dishonest...
+{{qf|Lisa}} A cheat guide? I don't know, Bart. I do want to save the lives of everyone we love, but if that means I have to be dishonest...
-{{qf|Bart}} For crying out loud!  Alright, Frink, let me see that book!
+{{qf|Bart}} For crying out loud! Alright, Frink, let me see that book!
-{{qf|Professor Frink}} Help!  An oversized monkey, and his touches are unwelcome!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Help! An oversized monkey, and his touches are unwelcome!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Yes! The blood room!
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 :''[Ending Cutscene]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Professor.  Now we can take this book back to Mom and Dad and stop those aliens.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Professor. Now we can take this book back to Mom and Dad and stop those aliens.
 {{qf|Bart}} Aren't you coming, Professor?
-{{qf|Professor Frink}} No, no, no.  My place is here.  I've uh, I've made a life for myself in this world... with my lovely new bride.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} No, no, no. My place is here. I've uh, I've made a life for myself in this world... with my lovely new bride.
-{{qf|Professor Frink}} Finally, a woman who understands me.  She is my everything.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Finally, a woman who understands me. She is my everything.
 {{qf|Female Koopa Troopa}} (LOVING TURTLE NOISES)
 {{qf|Professor Frink}} And she's funny, too. Uh, ho, ho, oh I'm very happy.

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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [[Professor Frink]]! Are you home? We need to talk to you.
+:''[Introduction Cutscene]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, we're selling band candy.
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, we need to tell him the truth.
 {{qf|Bart}} I am! I got to move this candy, alien invasion or not.
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+{{qf|Lisa}} Whatever.  It looks like he's not home.
 {{qf|Professor Frink}} Don't you understand, son? Your whole life up until this moment has been a mere video game.
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? The thing is, our video game powers aren't strong enough. We need upgrades, and fast.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Yes! The blood room!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, it's all so carnal and unnecessary.
 {{The Simpsons Game}}