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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[thinking]'' Uh, oh, thirteen floors alone with Flanders! Is there no God? Hurry it up, elevator. Hurry it up!
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} It makes me smile knowing that my hard earned green goes to pay the salaries of folks like firemen, policemen and building inspectors.
{{qf|Homer}} If you ask me, they’re over-paid! What have they ever done for me?
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{{qf|Ned}} Hate to interrupt you, Homer, but we seem to be falling faster than Lucifer from the holy heights of heaven.
{{qf|Homer}} Quiet, Flanders. I’m on a roll here. And by the way, since I’m being honest, I think you’re a loser.
{{qf|Ned}} No time for chit-chat, Simpson. I forgive you.
{{qf|Homer}} No, Flanders, I mean I think you’re the losingest loser of all the losers in Loserville!
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{{qf|Homer}} Like I was just telling my good buddy Ned Flanders, thank God for the firemen, policemen, and building inspectors… the guys with the torches…
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{{qf|City employee}} So I figure getting that fat jerk free oughtta run the city about three thousand dollars.
{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} No problem. Well, ah, just raise taxes again.

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 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} It makes me smile knowing that my hard earned green goes to pay the salaries of folks like firemen, policemen and building inspectors.
-{{qf|Homer}} If you ask me, they’re over-paid! What have they ever done for me?
+{{qf|Homer}} If you ask me, they're over-paid! What have they ever done for me?
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 {{qf|Ned}} Hate to interrupt you, Homer, but we seem to be falling faster than Lucifer from the holy heights of heaven.
-{{qf|Homer}} Quiet, Flanders. I’m on a roll here. And by the way, since I’m being honest, I think you’re a loser.
+{{qf|Homer}} Quiet, Flanders. I'm on a roll here. And by the way, since I'm being honest, I think you're a loser.
 {{qf|Ned}} No time for chit-chat, Simpson. I forgive you.
-{{qf|Homer}} No, Flanders, I mean I think you’re the losingest loser of all the losers in Loserville!
+{{qf|Homer}} No, Flanders, I mean I think you're the losingest loser of all the losers in Loserville!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Like I was just telling my good buddy Ned Flanders, thank God for the firemen, policemen, and building inspectors… the guys with the torches…
+{{qf|Homer}} Like I was just telling my good buddy Ned Flanders, thank God for the firemen, policemen, and building inspectors... the guys with the torches...
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 {{qf|City employee}} So I figure getting that fat jerk free oughtta run the city about three thousand dollars.

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