Elementary School of the Apes/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' God bless America!
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Hi, everybody!
:'''[[Krusty]], [[Bart]], and [[Lisa]]:''' Hi, Dr. Nick!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Aren't you just a people doctor?
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' I can fake more than one medical degree!
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Good work today, kid!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' But I have to go to school!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' I'm sure the kids will understaaand!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Better than Elon Musk's.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time wih you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lucky to be alive.

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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' God bless America!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} God bless America!
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Hi, everybody!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody!
-:'''[[Krusty]], [[Bart]], and [[Lisa]]:''' Hi, Dr. Nick!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]], [[Bart]], and [[Lisa]]}} Hi, Dr. Nick!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Aren't you just a people doctor?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Aren't you just a people doctor?
-:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' I can fake more than one medical degree!
+{{qf|Dr. Nick}} I can fake more than one medical degree!
 ----
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Good work today, kid!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Good work today, kid!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?
+{{qf|Bart}} Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!
+{{qf|Krusty}} The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' But I have to go to school!
+{{qf|Bart}} But I have to go to school!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' I'm sure the kids will understaaand!
+{{qf|Krusty}} I'm sure the kids will understaaand!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?
+{{qf|Lisa}} So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Better than Elon Musk's.
+{{qf|Homer}} Better than Elon Musk's.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time wih you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time with you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?
+{{qf|Lisa}} How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lucky to be alive.
+{{qf|Homer}} Lucky to be alive.