Elementary School Dropout/Quotes - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart:''' Hey, guys! Pretty funny, huh? :'''Homer:''' Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee! :'''Marge:''' What ever poss..."

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, guys! Pretty funny, huh?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What ever possessed you to pull such an... er... embarrassing stunt?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I dunno. Probably TV. Isn't TV to blame for everything kids do?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' He's right, you know!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hurry up, Homie! Lisa, you're going to be late for school!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, hurry up... suckers!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, someday you're going to regret this! How do you expect to get a decent job?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I don't need a job! I figure ou're going be so successul, I can sponge off of you! Try to keep it dowyn today, mom! Now that I'm retired, I'm going to go back to bed!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, no you're not! If you can't behave at public school, we'll just have to find someplace that can handle you!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Apu, gimme a Super Squishee and don't skimp on the syrup!
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Sorry, no school children allowed in the store during school hours!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm not a school child. I got expelled!
:'''[[Apu]]:''' When then, no drop-outs allowed in the store... period!
:'''[[Barney]]:''' You tell him, Apu! Brraaapp!
:'''[[Cletus]]:'''Yeah, theys only allowses respectable peroples in here!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!

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	{{qf\|Agnes Skinner}} Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!		{{qf\|Agnes Skinner}} Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!
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 {{qf|Bart}} I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
 {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
 {{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!

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	:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!		:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, guys! Pretty funny, huh?
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' What ever possessed you to pull such an... er... embarrassing stunt?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What ever possessed you to pull such an... er... embarrassing stunt?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I dunno. Probably TV. Isn't TV to blame for everything kids do?
+{{qf|Bart}} I dunno. Probably TV. Isn't TV to blame for everything kids do?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' He's right, you know!
+{{qf|Homer}} He's right, you know!
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hurry up, Homie! Lisa, you're going to be late for school!
+{{qf|Marge}} Hurry up, Homie! Lisa, you're going to be late for school!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, hurry up... suckers!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, hurry up... suckers!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, someday you're going to regret this! How do you expect to get a decent job?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, someday you're going to regret this! How do you expect to get a decent job?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I don't need a job! I figure ou're going be so successul, I can sponge off of you! Try to keep it dowyn today, mom! Now that I'm retired, I'm going to go back to bed!
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't need a job! I figure you're going be so successful, I can sponge off of you! Try to keep it down today, mom! Now that I'm retired, I'm going to go back to bed!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, no you're not! If you can't behave at public school, we'll just have to find someplace that can handle you!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, no you're not! If you can't behave at public school, we'll just have to find someplace that can handle you!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Apu, gimme a Super Squishee and don't skimp on the syrup!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Apu, gimme a Super Squishee and don't skimp on the syrup!
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Sorry, no school children allowed in the store during school hours!
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Sorry, no school children allowed in the store during school hours!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm not a school child. I got expelled!
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm not a school child. I got expelled!
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' When then, no drop-outs allowed in the store... period!
+{{qf|Apu}} When then, no drop-outs allowed in the store... period!
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' You tell him, Apu! Brraaapp!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} You tell him, Apu! Brraaapp!
-:'''[[Cletus]]:'''Yeah, theys only allowses respectable peroples in here!
+{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} Yeah, theys only allowses respectable peroples in here!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?
+{{qf|Bart}} I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?
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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!
+{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!

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	:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!		:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!
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