Eight Misbehavin'/Quotes - Revision history

HomerGriffin at 20:54, April 14, 2020

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Solar Dragon at 15:51, August 14, 2018

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Nick97 at 18:15, July 28, 2012

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WebkinzMania at 19:42, June 23, 2012

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TheHomer at 13:15, October 10, 2010

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94.15.164.169 at 12:46, October 10, 2010

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@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 {{qf|Apu}} Oh, Calcutta!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Hey Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
 {{qf|Apu}} By chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
 {{qf|Homer}} Whoa, too much information! Thanks for the mental picture. Why don't you tell us what you really think?
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 {{qf|Apu}} How did we get eight?
 {{qf|Manjula}} Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
-{{qf|Apu}} I too, I am afraid, am guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
+{{qf|Apu}} I, too, am afraid. I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm-hmm. Well, that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?
 :''[Homer, Marge and Bart raise their hands.]''
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Please, Mr. Kidkill, look into your heart. I know these babies have a lifetime contract. But what if I put together an even better act for you? Something sensational!
 {{qf|[[Larry Kidkill]]}} It's not just you prancin' around in a monkey suit, is it?
-{{qf|Homer}} Not any more!
+{{qf|Homer}} Not anymore!
 {{qf|Kidkill}} You got yourself a deal.
 {{Season 11|Q}}

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
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 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Hello, Simpsons!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Apu, [[Manjula]]. You guys are still married?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Apu, Manjula. You guys are still married?
 {{qf|Apu}} Oh, yes sir. Quite happily.
 {{qf|Homer}} Pay up, Marge.
@@ Line 15: / Line 15: @@
 {{qf|Apu}} Well, perhaps it is time. I've noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated.
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-{{qf|Manjula}} Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
+{{qf|[[Manjula]]}} Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
 {{qf|Apu}} You know... I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
 {{qf|Manjula}} Oh, Apu! Take me now.
@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{qf|Apu}} By chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
 {{qf|Homer}} Whoa, too much information! Thanks for the mental picture. Why don't you tell us what you really think?
-:'''Apu:'' Just stop spouting those hackneyed quips.
+{{qf|Apu}} Just stop spouting those hackneyed quips.
 {{qf|Homer}} Could you be any more...? Hel-lo! Look, just give me some ice cream. Um, how 'bout one not touching your ass?
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@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{qf|Apu}} I too, I am afraid, am guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm-hmm. Well, that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?
-:''[Homer, Marge and Bart raise their hands]''
+:''[Homer, Marge and Bart raise their hands.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Mine tasted like strawberry. Mmm... Ovulicious.
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@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder|Take My Wife, Sleaze}}
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Cool costume!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Cool costume!
-:'''[[Allen Wrench]]:''' It's not a costume. They found me inside a meteor.
+{{qf|[[Allen Wrench]]}} It's not a costume. They found me inside a meteor.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Excuse me, where are your hamper lids?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Excuse me, where are your hamper lids?
-:'''Allen Wrench:''' ''[to Marge]'' Hamper lids? Uh, third floor. ''[to Bart]'' Help. I need tungsten to live. Tung-stennn!
+{{qf|Allen Wrench}} ''[to Marge]'' Hamper lids? Uh, third floor. ''[to Bart]'' Help. I need tungsten to live. Tung-stennn!
 ----
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Hello, Simpsons!
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Hello, Simpsons!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, Apu, [[Manjula]]. You guys are still married?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Apu, [[Manjula]]. You guys are still married?
-:'''Apu:''' Oh, yes sir. Quite happily.
+{{qf|Apu}} Oh, yes sir. Quite happily.
-:'''Homer:''' Pay up, Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} Pay up, Marge.
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-:'''Homer:''' Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all.
+{{qf|Homer}} Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all.
-:'''Apu:''' Well, perhaps it is time. I've noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated.
+{{qf|Apu}} Well, perhaps it is time. I've noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated.
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-:'''Manjula:''' Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
+{{qf|Manjula}} Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
-:'''Apu:''' You know... I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
+{{qf|Apu}} You know... I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
-:'''Manjula:''' Oh, Apu! Take me now.
+{{qf|Manjula}} Oh, Apu! Take me now.
-:'''Apu:''' Oh, Calcutta!
+{{qf|Apu}} Oh, Calcutta!
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-:'''Homer:''' Hey Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
-:'''Apu:''' By chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
+{{qf|Apu}} By chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
-:'''Homer:''' Whoa, too much information! Thanks for the mental picture. Why don't you tell us what you really think?
+{{qf|Homer}} Whoa, too much information! Thanks for the mental picture. Why don't you tell us what you really think?
 :'''Apu:'' Just stop spouting those hackneyed quips.
-:'''Homer:''' Could you be any more...? Hel-lo! Look, just give me some ice cream. Um, how 'bout one not touching your ass?
+{{qf|Homer}} Could you be any more...? Hel-lo! Look, just give me some ice cream. Um, how 'bout one not touching your ass?
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-:'''Manjula:''' Apu, do you still find me attractive?
+{{qf|Manjula}} Apu, do you still find me attractive?
-:'''Apu:''' Of course I do, sweetheart. You're beautiful and silky and manageable.
+{{qf|Apu}} Of course I do, sweetheart. You're beautiful and silky and manageable.
-:'''Manjula:''' You're reading that off a conditioner bottle.
+{{qf|Manjula}} You're reading that off a conditioner bottle.
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-:'''Apu:''' How did we get eight?
+{{qf|Apu}} How did we get eight?
-:'''Manjula:''' Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
+{{qf|Manjula}} Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
-:'''Apu:''' I too, I am afraid, am guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
+{{qf|Apu}} I too, I am afraid, am guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Mm-hmm. Well, that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm-hmm. Well, that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?
 :''[Homer, Marge and Bart raise their hands]''
-:'''Homer:''' Mine tasted like strawberry. Mmm... Ovulicious.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mine tasted like strawberry. Mmm... Ovulicious.
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-:'''Homer:''' Free baby cola? Apu hits the jackpot, and I'm stuck with these useless one-tuplets.
+{{qf|Homer}} Free baby cola? Apu hits the jackpot, and I'm stuck with these useless one-tuplets.
-:'''Bart:''' Gee, sorry for being born.
+{{qf|Bart}} Gee, sorry for being born.
-:'''Homer:''' I've been waiting so long to hear that.
+{{qf|Homer}} I've been waiting so long to hear that.
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-:'''Manjula:''' Apu! It's four A.M. You are late for work!
+{{qf|Manjula}} Apu! It's four A.M. You are late for work!
-:'''Apu:''' I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
+{{qf|Apu}} I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
-:'''Manjula:''' Oh no you don't. Not till they're out of college.
+{{qf|Manjula}} Oh no you don't. Not till they're out of college.
-:'''Apu:''' Listen, I'll die when I want to.
+{{qf|Apu}} Listen, I'll die when I want to.
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-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' We-ell, morning, Apu. How are the little blessings?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} We-ell, morning, Apu. How are the little blessings?
-:'''Apu:''' Ooh, they're a ravenous swarm of locusts, just eating and screaming and grabbing and poking and pulling and drooling and two have cradle rash! How do you get cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?
+{{qf|Apu}} Ooh, they're a ravenous swarm of locusts, just eating and screaming and grabbing and poking and pulling and drooling and two have cradle rash! How do you get cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?
-:'''Ned:''' They can be a handful... of joy.
+{{qf|Ned}} They can be a handful... of joy.
-:'''Apu:''' Shut up!
+{{qf|Apu}} Shut up!
-:'''Ned:''' ...They'll fill your lives with...
+{{qf|Ned}} ...They'll fill your lives with...
-:'''Apu:''' Just shut up!
+{{qf|Apu}} Just shut up!
-:'''Ned:''' ...can't put a price on a miracle...
+{{qf|Ned}} ...can't put a price on a miracle...
-:'''Apu:''' I can't believe you don't shut up.
+{{qf|Apu}} I can't believe you don't shut up.
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-:'''Marge:''' Apu told me all eight babies have colic. Although he thinks one or two might just be going along with the crowd.
+{{qf|Marge}} Apu told me all eight babies have colic. Although he thinks one or two might just be going along with the crowd.
-:'''Homer:''' Eight kids. Hm, I'm sterile, right baby doll?
+{{qf|Homer}} Eight kids. Hm, I'm sterile, right baby doll?
-:'''Marge:''' Yes, dear. From the nuclear plant.
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes, dear. From the nuclear plant.
-:'''Homer:''' Beautiful.
+{{qf|Homer}} Beautiful.
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-:'''Homer:''' Please, Mr. Kidkill, look into your heart. I know these babies have a lifetime contract. But what if I put together an even better act for you? Something sensational!
+{{qf|Homer}} Please, Mr. Kidkill, look into your heart. I know these babies have a lifetime contract. But what if I put together an even better act for you? Something sensational!
-:'''[[Larry Kidkill]]:''' It's not just you prancin' around in a monkey suit, is it?
+{{qf|[[Larry Kidkill]]}} It's not just you prancin' around in a monkey suit, is it?
-:'''Homer:''' Not any more!
+{{qf|Homer}} Not any more!
-:'''Kidkill:''' You got yourself a deal.
+{{qf|Kidkill}} You got yourself a deal.
 {{Season 11|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder|Take My Wife, Sleaze}}
-:'''Flanders''': They can be a real handful ... of joy.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Cool costume!
-:'''Apu''': Shut up.
+:'''[[Allen Wrench]]:''' It's not a costume. They found me inside a meteor.
-:'''Flanders''': They'll fill your lives with ...
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Excuse me, where are your hamper lids?
-:'''Apu''': Just shut up.
+:'''Allen Wrench:''' ''[to Marge]'' Hamper lids? Uh, third floor. ''[to Bart]'' Help. I need tungsten to live. Tung-stennn!
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-:'''[[Allen Wrench]]''': You put it together yourself! All you need is me, Allen Wrench!
+:'''[[Apu]]:''' Hello, Simpsons!
-:'''Homer''': He's named after what he is.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, Apu, [[Manjula]]. You guys are still married?
-:'''Bart''': Hey, cool costume!
+:'''Apu:''' Oh, yes sir. Quite happily.
-:'''Allen Wrench''': ''[Robotic voice]'' It's not a costume. They found me in a meteor!
+:'''Homer:''' Pay up, Marge.
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+:'''Homer:''' Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all.
-:'''Bart''': (sarcastically) Gee, sorry for being born.
+:'''Apu:''' Well, perhaps it is time. I've noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated.
 ----
+:'''Manjula:''' Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
-:'''Apu''': Well if the police won't help us I guess we'll just have to take the law into our own hands.
+:'''Apu:''' You know... I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Yeah, yeah a lot of people are doing that these days.
+:'''Manjula:''' Oh, Apu! Take me now.
 ----
+:'''Homer:''' Hey Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
-:'''Homer:''' Don't worry, I've brought chloroform.
+:'''Apu:''' By chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
-:''[Homer sticks "chloroform" on the guard woman]''
+:'''Homer:''' Whoa, too much information! Thanks for the mental picture. Why don't you tell us what you really think?
-:'''Apu:''' That's colourform, you idiot!
+:'''Apu:'' Just stop spouting those hackneyed quips.
 {{Season 11|Q}}

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 :'''Apu''': I can't believe you don't shut up!
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-:'''[[Alan Wrench]]''': You put it together yourself! All you need is me, Alan Wrench!
+:'''[[Allen Wrench]]''': You put it together yourself! All you need is me, Allen Wrench!
 :'''Homer''': He's named after what he is.
 :'''Bart''': Hey, cool costume!
-:'''Alan Wrench''': ''[Robotic voice]'' It's not a costume. They found me in a meteor!
+:'''Allen Wrench''': ''[Robotic voice]'' It's not a costume. They found me in a meteor!
 :'''Marge''': Where do you keep your sparkplugs?
-:'''Alan Wrench''': ''[Normal voice]'' Sparkplugs? Third aisle. ''[Robotic, to Bart]'' Help! I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!
+:'''Allen Wrench''': ''[Normal voice]'' Sparkplugs? Third aisle. ''[Robotic, to Bart]'' Help! I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!
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 :'''Apu''': Well if the police won't help us I guess we'll just have to take the law into our own hands.
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Yeah, yeah a lot of people are doing that these days.
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-{{Season 11 Q}}
+:Homer: Don't worry, I've brought chloroform.