Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 13:48, October 23, 2021

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SolarBot at 21:35, September 1, 2012

2012-09-01T21:35:01Z

Kaybot: Replacing "Dr. Hibbert" links with "Julius Hibbert" links., replaced: Dr. Hibbert → Dr. Hibbert

2012-03-31T09:17:29Z

Replacing "Dr. Hibbert" links with "Julius Hibbert" links., replaced: Dr. Hibbert → Dr. Hibbert

Cook879 at 19:43, September 14, 2011

2011-09-14T19:43:31Z

Doh5678: Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe }} :'''Moe''' [to Dr. Hibbert]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc. :'''Dr. Hibbert''': (laughs) What do you mean? :'''Moe''': I mean take out bo..."

2011-09-14T16:18:23Z

Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe }} :'''Moe''' [to Dr. Hibbert]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc. :'''Dr. Hibbert''': (laughs) What do you mean? :'''Moe''': I mean take out bo..."

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|episode=Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe
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:'''Moe''' [to Dr. Hibbert]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (laughs) What do you mean?
:'''Moe''': I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
:[Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
:'''Dr. Nick''': Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
:'''Moe''': No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
:'''Dr. Nick''': Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
:[A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
:'''Mr. Largo''': (screams) I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
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:'''Moe''': (answers the phone) Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
:'''Marge''': Those are two different people!
:'''Moe''': Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
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{{Season 20 Q}}

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-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[to Dr. Hibbert]'' You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You're supposed to be spending time with your daughter.
-{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} (laughs) What do you mean?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I will, when it's not sports season.
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-{{qf|Moe}} ''[answers the phone]'' Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
+{{qf|Homer}} Look Marge! It's just what you want. Me spending the day with Muggsy.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Those are two different people!
+{{qf|Marge}} [[Maggie]].
-{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, you're not naggy. You just set the bar impossibly high.
 {{Season 20|Q}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ}}
-:'''[[Moe]]''' [to [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[to Dr. Hibbert]'' You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (laughs) What do you mean?
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} (laughs) What do you mean?
-:'''Moe''': I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
+{{qf|Moe}} I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
-:[Scene cuts to [[Dr. Nick]] about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
+:[Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
-:'''Dr. Nick''': Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
-:'''Moe''': No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
+{{qf|Moe}} No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
-:'''Dr. Nick''': Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
+{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
-:[A shortened [[Mr. Largo]] walks in]
+:[A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
-:'''Mr. Largo''': (screams) I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} ''[screams]'' I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
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 {{Season 20|Q}}

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
-|episode=Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe
 :'''[[Moe]]''' [to [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
 :'''Dr. Hibbert''': (laughs) What do you mean?
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 :'''Moe''': Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
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-{{Season 20 Q}}
+{{Season 20|Q}}