Eat the Pie Slowly/Quotes - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 10:57, August 6, 2021

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Solar Dragon at 16:44, May 15, 2016

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa:''' Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also-..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look It's Bart! My special little winenr! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.
----
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' It is my sad duty to announce that Springfield Elementary's star eater, Uter Xorker, will miss the state finals. Why don't you tell the whole city. You're letting the down, Uter?
:'''[[Uter]]:''' Uhh can nah taw.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
:'''[[Uter]]:''' Oo gafe emm to mee!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He'sl half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye, carumba!
----
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Bart! We heard about uter!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' You'd better carry the team now!
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an acturary!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' I'm going to be a comptroller!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' I'm going to be an ombudsman!
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' So get us those straight "A"s...
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' ...or else!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Yeah! Or else!
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No! I'm never eating food again!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' There is much anger in you.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What the--?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You must unlearn all you have learned. The hour has come for the master to teach the apprentice the way of the food.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really, dad?
----
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school hee I come!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I got... straight asterisks?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."
:'''[[Homer]]:''' All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aye, carumba!
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-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Bart! We heard about Uter!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Bart! We heard about Uter!
 {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} You'd better carry the team now!
 {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an actuary!

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+{{TabQ|ngr}}
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overate like that? Also--
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Look It's Bart! My special little winenr! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Look It's Bart! My special little winner! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
 {{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
 {{qf|Üter}} Oo gafe emm to mee!
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He'sl half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He's half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aye, carumba!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Bart! We heard about uter!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Bart! We heard about Uter!
 {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} You'd better carry the team now!
-{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an acturary!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an actuary!
 {{qf|Jimbo}} I'm going to be a comptroller!
 {{qf|Dolph}} I'm going to be an ombudsman!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Really, dad?
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-{{qf|Dolph}} Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school hee I come!
+{{qf|Dolph}} Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school here I come!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I got... straight asterisks?
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."

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	{{qf\|Homer}} All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!		{{qf\|Homer}} All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!
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	:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--		:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--

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 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look It's Bart! My special little winenr! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Look It's Bart! My special little winenr! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
+{{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' It is my sad duty to announce that Springfield Elementary's star eater, Uter Xorker, will miss the state finals. Why don't you tell the whole city. You're letting the down, Uter?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It is my sad duty to announce that Springfield Elementary's star eater, Uter Xorker, will miss the state finals. Why don't you tell the whole city. You're letting the down, Uter?
-:'''[[Uter]]:''' Uhh can nah taw.
+{{qf|[[Üter Zörker]]}} Uhh can nah taw.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
-:'''[[Uter]]:''' Oo gafe emm to mee!
+{{qf|Üter}} Oo gafe emm to mee!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He'sl half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He'sl half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye, carumba!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aye, carumba!
 ----
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Bart! We heard about uter!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Bart! We heard about uter!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' You'd better carry the team now!
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} You'd better carry the team now!
-:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an acturary!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an acturary!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' I'm going to be a comptroller!
+{{qf|Jimbo}} I'm going to be a comptroller!
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' I'm going to be an ombudsman!
+{{qf|Dolph}} I'm going to be an ombudsman!
-:'''[[Kearney]]:''' So get us those straight "A"s...
+{{qf|Kearney}} So get us those straight "A"s...
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' ...or else!
+{{qf|Jimbo}} ...or else!
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Yeah! Or else!
+{{qf|Dolph}} Yeah! Or else!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' No! I'm never eating food again!
+{{qf|Bart}} No! I'm never eating food again!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' There is much anger in you.
+{{qf|Homer}} There is much anger in you.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What the--?
+{{qf|Bart}} What the--?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' You must unlearn all you have learned. The hour has come for the master to teach the apprentice the way of the food.
+{{qf|Homer}} You must unlearn all you have learned. The hour has come for the master to teach the apprentice the way of the food.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really, dad?
+{{qf|Bart}} Really, dad?
 ----
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school hee I come!
+{{qf|Dolph}} Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school hee I come!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I got... straight asterisks?
+{{qf|Lisa}} I got... straight asterisks?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!
+{{qf|Homer}} All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!