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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Ears to You, Moe
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Elf Moe Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Elf Moe]], [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Dr. Hibbert]]
|internal = EarsToYouMoe
|id = 251022 - 251025
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Ears to You, Moe''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey guys, come on in!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why are you so jolly, and what's with the pointy ears? Are you cosplaying as the guy from that space TV show who's always doing sign language and giving neck massages?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Nah, that was last year. This year the mayor paid some of us twenty bucks to dress up like elves for the lighting of the town Christmas tree.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But now I'm so full of the holiday spirit, the first round is on me!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo! I'll take one round of beers please!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Comin' right up, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh, Homer. Doesn't this strike you as a little suspicious?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What? So Moe is feeling the spirit of the season. He's making up for forty years of unjolly spirit!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|In fact, I love you guys so much, the second round is on me too!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Yeah, he's definitely trying to poison us.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But on the other hand…free beer. If only we could be sure. Like some way we could test if the beer was poisoned.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Hey, fellas! What's up?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Elf Moe Give Out Free Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Test Beer on Barney|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Barney Drink Suspect Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Barney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Watch to See if Beer Poisons Barney|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lenny]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Carl Watch to See if Beer Poisons Barney|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why are you guys staring at Barney like that?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh, no reason.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|This beer is great! And it's free, which makes it even greater!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Say, why aren't you guys drinking?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|We will. Just, uh…take one more sip. Slowly.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, guys, gotta close up early tonight.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What? Why?! I was having the best time not paying for all those free drinks!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Because it's eggnog serving time! Ladling it out on the sidewalk out front.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If people want eggnog, they can just go buy some at the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?! But they use the Squishee machine and they don't clean it out first. That's eggnog blasphemy!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|If I don't serve up some proper eggnog right now, that doesn't have frozen fruit bits in it, the spirit of the season could be ruined!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Moe is really acting weird.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Yeah, I've never seen him like this. Are we even sure that's really Moe and not some elf imposter?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Wait, are you guys working for that [[Easter Bunny]] jerk? Because if ya are, I swear to [[Frosty the Snowman|Frosty]] I'll cut ya!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|No, that's definitely Moe.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Elf Moe Serve Eggnog|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Attention, children. We have a special holiday treat for you today.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's right, kids! Santa's greatest helper is going to hand out seasonal treats to all the good little boys and girls.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Oh? Where is he?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And why are you dressed up like the guy from that space TV show?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why you little brats!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, I mean, I ain't a space guy, I'm an elf, and I'm Santa's greatest helper! Uncle Moe has elf treats for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Is this stranger danger?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|What kind of treats are we talking?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All the holiday classics: pickled eggs, pickled candy canes, pickled pickles…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|I'm pretty sure the treats aren't the only thing pickled here.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Moe, maybe you should just leave the treats here and head back to, uh…The North Pole.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good idea. It's time for Uncle Moe to go on a sleigh ride!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Elf Moe Go for a "Sleigh Ride"|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Doctor Hibbert, you gotta help us. There's something really wrong with Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Jingle bells, Homer smells, Barney laid some eggnog!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And if any of youse tries to get away, I'll gut ya!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh my!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|See?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I do. And not to worry, I've seen this before.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It was when my medical school roommate was cosplaying down in Tijuana and had his pointy ears on too tight, cutting off the flow of blood to his brain.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And that caused him to act really weird, like Moe?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, no. This case is much worse. He's clearly lost it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Elf Moe Get His Ears Loosened|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Dr. Hibbert Loosen Elf Moe's Ears|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Dr. Hibbert]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks, Doc. I feel like my old self again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But still giving out free beer in the holiday spirit, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There ain't no season that could get me to give away nothin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aww…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Holiday Whodunnit}}

@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 {{TB|Yeah, he's definitely trying to poison us.}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|But on the other hand…free beer. If only we could be sure. Like some way we could test if the beer was poisoned.}}
+{{TB|But on the other hand...free beer. If only we could be sure. Like some way we could test if the beer was poisoned.}}
 {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
 {{TB|Hey, fellas! What's up?}}
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{TB|Say, why aren't you guys drinking?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
-{{TB|We will. Just, uh…take one more sip. Slowly.}}
+{{TB|We will. Just, uh...take one more sip. Slowly.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{TB|What kind of treats are we talking?}}
 {{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|All the holiday classics: pickled eggs, pickled candy canes, pickled pickles…}}
+{{TB|All the holiday classics: pickled eggs, pickled candy canes, pickled pickles...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 {{TB|I'm pretty sure the treats aren't the only thing pickled here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Moe, maybe you should just leave the treats here and head back to, uh…The North Pole.}}
+{{TB|Moe, maybe you should just leave the treats here and head back to, uh...The North Pole.}}
 {{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Good idea. It's time for Uncle Moe to go on a sleigh ride!}}
@@ Line 145: / Line 145: @@
 {{TB|There ain't no season that could get me to give away nothin'.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Aww…}}
+{{TB|Aww...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Holiday Whodunnit}}

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 }}
-'''Ears to You, Moe''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} content update.
+'''Ears to You, Moe''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} content update. It requires [[Elf Moe]] to be obtained.
 == Dialogue ==

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Solar Dragon at 12:19, June 29, 2025

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Ears to You, Moe |image = x100px |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} |requirements = |characte..."