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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm driving, but the Leprechaun is telling me where to go.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ralph? How did you score such an epic toy?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' My daddy found it in a dumpster.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' This was in the trash?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Daddy says sometimes thieves get rid of "hot" merchandise by throwing it in dumpsters. But my truck is only hot after I drive it too much.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Look what I found!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' An old X-Station One game system? Cool!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' And there's a whole bunch more stuff in here! Climb in and give me a hand!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you like it, mom? It's just a like the fancy suit you used to have.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Uh... thank you, sweetie. It certainly has a unique odor. And is this a bite mark?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Bart had to right a raccoon for it!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' A real bitey one!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I appreciate the gift, but this dumpster diving has gotten out of hand. It's filthy and unhealthy!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, leave the boy be, Marge. I've been eating out of the dumpster behind Lugi's for years! As long as he does it in moderation, he'll be fine. Yes, everything needs to be done in moderation... except on cannoli night!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' We're stuck in a trash truck!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' To be honest, I find it surprising that this didn't happen sooner.Uh... Bart? What're we gonna do?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' We'll jump out the next time the truck stops to make pick up. If it stops!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Will the boys be all right, Dr. Hibbert?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Not to worry, Marge. They'll be right as rain after a few bandages and a tetanus shot!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yee-owch! Ow, man! Whats that a needle or a javelin?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Stop your complaining, mister! I told you boys to stop digging through the trash.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson. Our dumpster diving days are over.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's for sure. This has all been a real pain in the butt!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee!

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-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm driving, but the Leprechaun is telling me where to go.
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm driving, but the Leprechaun is telling me where to go.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ralph? How did you score such an epic toy?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ralph? How did you score such an epic toy?
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' My daddy found it in a dumpster.
+{{qf|Ralph}} My daddy found it in a dumpster.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' This was in the trash?
+{{qf|Bart}} This was in the trash?
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Daddy says sometimes thieves get rid of "hot" merchandise by throwing it in dumpsters. But my truck is only hot after I drive it too much.
+{{qf|Ralph}} Daddy says sometimes thieves get rid of "hot" merchandise by throwing it in dumpsters. But my truck is only hot after I drive it too much.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Look what I found!
+{{qf|Bart}} Look what I found!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' An old X-Station One game system? Cool!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} An old X-Station One game system? Cool!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' And there's a whole bunch more stuff in here! Climb in and give me a hand!
+{{qf|Bart}} And there's a whole bunch more stuff in here! Climb in and give me a hand!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you like it, mom? It's just like the fancy suit you used to have.
+{{qf|Bart}} Do you like it, mom? It's just like the fancy suit you used to have.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Uh... thank you, sweetie. It certainly has a unique odor. And is this a bite mark?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Uh... thank you, sweetie. It certainly has a unique odor. And is this a bite mark?
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Bart had to fight a raccoon for it!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Bart had to fight a raccoon for it!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' A real bitey one!
+{{qf|Bart}} A real bitey one!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I appreciate the gift, but this dumpster diving has gotten out of hand. It's filthy and unhealthy!
+{{qf|Marge}} I appreciate the gift, but this dumpster diving has gotten out of hand. It's filthy and unhealthy!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, leave the boy be, Marge. I've been eating out of the dumpster behind Lugi's for years! As long as he does it in moderation, he'll be fine. Yes, everything needs to be done in moderation... except on cannoli night!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, leave the boy be, Marge. I've been eating out of the dumpster behind Lugi's for years! As long as he does it in moderation, he'll be fine. Yes, everything needs to be done in moderation... except on cannoli night!
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' We're stuck in a trash truck!
+{{qf|Bart}} We're stuck in a trash truck!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' To be honest, I find it surprising that this didn't happen sooner.Uh... Bart? What're we gonna do?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} To be honest, I find it surprising that this didn't happen sooner.Uh... Bart? What're we gonna do?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' We'll jump out the next time the truck stops to make pick up. If it stops!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} We'll jump out the next time the truck stops to make pick up. If it stops!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Will the boys be all right, Dr. Hibbert?
+{{qf|Marge}} Will the boys be all right, Dr. Hibbert?
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Not to worry, Marge. They'll be right as rain after a few bandages and a tetanus shot!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Not to worry, Marge. They'll be right as rain after a few bandages and a tetanus shot!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yee-owch! Ow, man! Whats that a needle or a javelin?
+{{qf|Bart}} Yee-owch! Ow, man! Whats that a needle or a javelin?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Stop your complaining, mister! I told you boys to stop digging through the trash.
+{{qf|Marge}} Stop your complaining, mister! I told you boys to stop digging through the trash.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson. Our dumpster diving days are over.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson. Our dumpster diving days are over.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's for sure. This has all been a real pain in the butt!
+{{qf|Bart}} That's for sure. This has all been a real pain in the butt!
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Ah hee hee hee!

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