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:'''Moe''': (upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out) Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.
:'''Homer''': Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.
:'''Moe''': I need cash, and fast!
----
:'''Moe''': It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman.
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:'''Moe''': Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?
:'''Homer''': Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!
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:'''Moe''': Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya.
:'''Renee''': Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!
:'''Moe''': Nah, it ain't that.
:'''Renee''': What, so you're married?
:'''Moe''': No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?
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:'''Homer''': Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!
:'''Marge''': (In Homer's imagination) Homer, I insist you steal that car!
:'''Homer''': I'll do it!
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:'''Renee''': Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
:'''Moe''': Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'.
:'''Renee''': You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?
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:'''Moe''': No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me.
:'''Homer''': Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!
:'''Moe''': Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?
:'''Homer''': Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!
----
(Homer makes a toast.)
:'''Homer''': To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.

{{Season 9 Q}}

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 {{qf|Moe}} No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hmm, I don't know... I can just imagine what Marge would say!
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[In Homer's imagination]'' Homer, I insist you steal that car!
 {{qf|Homer}} I'll do it!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Last Temptation of Krust|Lisa the Simpson}}
-{{qf|Moe}} ''[upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out]'' Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out]'' Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.
-{{qf|Homer}} Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.
 {{qf|Moe}} I need cash, and fast!
 ----
@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
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 {{qf|Moe}} Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya.
-{{qf|Renee}} Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!
+{{qf|[[Renee]]}} Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!
 {{qf|Moe}} Nah, it ain't that.
 {{qf|Renee}} What, so you're married?
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
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 :''[Homer makes a toast.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.
+{{qf|Homer}} To [[Marge]], and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Last Temptation of Krust|Lisa the Simpson}}
-:'''Moe''': ''(upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out)'' "Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny."
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out]'' Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.
-:'''Homer''': "Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money."
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.
-:'''Moe''': "I need cash, and fast!"
+{{qf|Moe}} I need cash, and fast!
 ----
-:'''Moe''': "It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman."
+{{qf|Moe}} It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman.
 ----
-:'''Moe''': "Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?"
+{{qf|Moe}} Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?
-:'''Homer''': "Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!
 ----
-:'''Moe''': "Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya."
+{{qf|Moe}} Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya.
-:'''Renee''': "Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!"
+{{qf|Renee}} Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!
-:'''Moe''': "Nah, it ain't that."
+{{qf|Moe}} Nah, it ain't that.
-:'''Renee''': "What, so you're married?"
+{{qf|Renee}} What, so you're married?
-:'''Moe''': "No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?"
+{{qf|Moe}} No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?
 ----
-:'''Homer''': "Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!
-:'''Marge''': ''(In Homer's imagination)'' "Homer, I insist you steal that car!"
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[In Homer's imagination]'' Homer, I insist you steal that car!
-:'''Homer''': "I'll do it!"
+{{qf|Homer}} I'll do it!
 ----
-:'''Renee''': "Really? You think I'm gorgeous?"
+{{qf|Renee}} Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
-:'''Moe''': "Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'."
+{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'.
-:'''Renee''': "You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?"
+{{qf|Renee}} You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?
 ----
-:'''Moe''': "No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me."
+{{qf|Moe}} No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me.
-:'''Homer''': "Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!
-:'''Moe''': "Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?"
+{{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?
-:'''Homer''': "Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!
 ----
-:''(Homer makes a toast.)''
+:''[Homer makes a toast.]''
-:'''Homer''': "To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar."
+{{qf|Homer}} To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Last Temptation of Krust|Lisa the Simpson}}
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 :'''Homer''': "To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar."
-{{Season 9 Q}}
+{{Season 9|Q}}

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 |episode=Dumbbell Indemnity
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 :'''Moe''': ''(upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out)'' "Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny."
 :'''Homer''': "Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money."