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Abbot: Bot: formatting, applying template Qf, rearranging links (code: quotes)

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Bot: formatting, applying template Qf, rearranging links (code: quotes)

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86.191.27.29 at 13:22, May 7, 2016

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SolarBot at 18:51, August 27, 2012

2012-08-27T18:51:24Z

Solar Dragon at 11:25, February 25, 2012

2012-02-25T11:25:16Z

Solar Dragon at 11:24, February 25, 2012

2012-02-25T11:24:17Z

Solar Dragon at 11:24, February 25, 2012

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 {{qf|Homer}} I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
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-{{qf|[[Female judge|Judge]]}} Your license is hereby revoked and you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch-Anon meetings.
+{{qf|[[Julie]]}} Your license is hereby revoked and you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch-Anon meetings.
 {{qf|Homer}} Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.
-{{qf|Judge}} No.
+{{qf|Julie}} No.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} What have you done with my report?

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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Um... why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Well, [[Edna]], for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, [[Edna]], for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.

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 {{qf|Homer}} AAAGH! ''[jumps out the window]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to {{W|Queen (band)|Queen}}. When I was 17.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to [[Queen]]. When I was 17.
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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Behold gravity in all its glory. ''[pushes a Slinky down an inclined 2-by-4. It goes one step, then it stops]''

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I Love Lisa|Last Exit to Springfield}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' [[Homer]], I want you to encourage [[Lisa]] with her science fair project.
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.
-:'''Homer:''' Yes, syrup is better than jelly.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes, syrup is better than jelly.
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[yawns]'' Well, time to go to work.
@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
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 :'''Tour guide:''' Now, this is the most important man on the tour. He's in charge of quality control.
-:'''Phil:''' Fine. Fine. Mouse. Fine. Mouse. Rat. Fine. Syringe. Fine. Nose. Fine.
+:'''[[Phil]]:''' Fine. Fine. Mouse. Fine. Mouse. Rat. Fine. Syringe. Fine. Nose. Fine.
 :'''Barney:''' Lemme just say, you're goin' a great job, Phil.
 :'''Phil:''' ''[distracted]'' Hey thanks a lot, that makes it all worthwhile.
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 :'''[[Barney]]:''' Are you crazy?! We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Du– Ooowwhh... ''[collaspes]''
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-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news; your husband was found DOA.
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news; your husband was found DOA.
 :'''Marge:''' Oh my God! He's dead?!
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.
-:'''Mrs. Phillips:''' My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI?
+:'''[[Mrs. Phillips]]:''' My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI?
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Um... why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.
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 :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, [[Edna]], for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
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-:'''Lisa:''' I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?
 :'''Lisa:''' The very same.
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-:'''Lionel Hutz:''' Don't worry, Homer. I have a fool proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him!
+:'''[[Lionel Hutz]]:''' Don't worry, Homer. I have a fool proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him!
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[singing]'' W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs. Won't you come and play with me?
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 :'''Homer:''' I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
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-:'''Judge:''' Your license is hereby revoked and you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch-Anon meetings.
+:'''[[Female judge|Judge]]:''' Your license is hereby revoked and you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch-Anon meetings.
 :'''Homer:''' Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.
 :'''Judge:''' No.
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 :'''Bart:''' D'oh!
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-:'''Moe:''' You'll be back! And so will you! And you! ''And'' you.
+:'''[[Moe]]:''' You'll be back! And so will you! And you! ''And'' you.
 :'''Barney:''' Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close I'd never leave.
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[singing]'' When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to {{W|Queen (band)|Queen}}. When I was 17.
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-:'''Milhouse:''' Behold gravity in all its glory. ''[pushes a Slinky down an inclined 2-by-4. It goes one step, then it stops]''
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Behold gravity in all its glory. ''[pushes a Slinky down an inclined 2-by-4. It goes one step, then it stops]''
-:'''Edna:''' Pretty lame, Milhouse.
+:'''[[Edna]]:''' Pretty lame, Milhouse.
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 :'''Marge:''' I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.

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 :'''Marge:''' Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
 :'''Homer:''' GAAAAAAGH! ''[runs off]''
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 :'''Tour guide:''' Now, this is the most important man on the tour. He's in charge of quality control.

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I Love Lisa|Last Exit to Springfield}}
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 :'''Moe:''' Pipe down, rub-a-dub!
-{{Season 4 Q}}
+{{Season 4|Q}}

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 :'''Marge:''' I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
 :'''Lisa:''' Please, mother, it's purely in the interest of science.
-:'''Lisa's Brain:''' ''That'll learn 'im to bust my tomater.''
+:'''Lisa's Brain:''' That'll learn 'im to bust my tomater.
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 :'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' So Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here.