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:'''[[Moe]]''': Homer Simpson, you are... banned! For! Life!
:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh! Moe, you can't do this! You have to let me back in!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Forget it! I been cheated, treated like dirt, and literally stabbed in the back with a rusty spork. But ain't none of that compares to what you did!
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:'''[[Moe]]''': I need to find out Ned's secrets, but he'll see me coming!
:'''[[Homer]]''': And smell you. You aftershave is pretty strong.
:'''[[Moe]]''': I got it! You know who they'd never suspect? My best pal, HOmer!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Me? Relaly?
:'''[[Moe]]''': Of course, you lug! Here's what we do you and I have a big fake fight and I pretened to kick you out of the bar. THat's when you go over to Ned's!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay...
:'''[[Moe]]''': And as soon as NEd takes you in as one of his regulars, he'll tell you all his secrets, which then you'll tell to me!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': [SOB] Moe and I had a big fight!
:'''[[Ned]]''': Let me pour you a brew, and you can tell me all about it, friend.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Flanders, what are you doing?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Tilting the glass sideways to ensure a better pour?
:'''[[Homer]]''': No, what are you edoing with your ears while I'm talking?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Oh, you mean listening?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bartenders do that?
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:'''[[Ned]]''': I saw how much you liked my latest brewski, so I gave it a new name. I call it "Homerbrau!"
:'''[[Homer]]''': [GASP!] You... you named a beer after me? You're a part of this bar! Of course, I did! And more importantly, you're a friend of the old fland-man!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Aww...
:'''[[Ned]]''': Now, you were asking me about any secret ingredients of business secrets or hidden weaknesses that I'd like to share?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Actually, don't tell me any of those. I'll just have another glass of "Homerbrau."
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:'''[[Moe]]''': In honor a' my new outlook. Let's get things started with happy hour for the next thirty minutes.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Thirty minutes? But that's only half an hour!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Don't push you luch, buddy.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yes, sir.

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-:'''[[Moe]]''': Homer Simpson, you are... banned! For! Life!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Homer Simpson, you are... banned! For! Life!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh! Moe, you can't do this! You have to let me back in!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh! Moe, you can't do this! You have to let me back in!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Forget it! I been cheated, treated like dirt, and literally stabbed in the back with a rusty spork. But ain't none of that compares to what you did!
+{{qf|Moe}} Forget it! I been cheated, treated like dirt, and literally stabbed in the back with a rusty spork. But ain't none of that compares to what you did!
 ----
-:'''[[Moe]]''': I need to find out Ned's secrets, but he'll see me coming!
+{{qf|Moe}} I need to find out Ned's secrets, but he'll see me coming!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And smell you. You aftershave is pretty strong.
+{{qf|Homer}} And smell you. You aftershave is pretty strong.
-:'''[[Moe]]''': I got it!  You know who they'd never suspect? My best pal, HOmer!
+{{qf|Moe}} I got it! You know who they'd never suspect? My best pal, HOmer!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Me? Relaly?
+{{qf|Homer}} Me? Really?
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Of course, you lug! Here's what we do you and I have a big fake fight and I pretened to kick you out of the bar. THat's when you go over to Ned's!
+{{qf|Moe}} Of course, you lug! Here's what we do you and I have a big fake fight and I pretened to kick you out of the bar. THat's when you go over to Ned's!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay...
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay...
-:'''[[Moe]]''': And as soon as NEd takes you in as one of his regulars, he'll tell you all his secrets, which then you'll tell to me!
+{{qf|Moe}} And as soon as NEd takes you in as one of his regulars, he'll tell you all his secrets, which then you'll tell to me!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': [SOB] Moe and I had a big fight!
+{{qf|Homer}} [SOB] Moe and I had a big fight!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Let me pour you a brew, and you can tell me all about it, friend.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Let me pour you a brew, and you can tell me all about it, friend.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Flanders, what are you doing?
+{{qf|Homer}} Flanders, what are you doing?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Tilting the glass sideways to ensure a better pour?
+{{qf|Ned}} Tilting the glass sideways to ensure a better pour?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': No, what are you edoing with your ears while I'm talking?
+{{qf|Homer}} No, what are you edoing with your ears while I'm talking?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Oh, you mean listening?
+{{qf|Ned}} Oh, you mean listening?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Bartenders do that?
+{{qf|Homer}} Bartenders do that?
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]''': I saw how much you liked my latest brewski, so I gave it a new name. I call it "Homerbrau!"
+{{qf|Ned}} I saw how much you liked my latest brewski, so I gave it a new name. I call it "Homerbrau!"
-:'''[[Homer]]''': [GASP!] You... you named a beer after me? You're a part of this bar! Of course, I did! And more importantly, you're a friend of the old fland-man!
+{{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] You... you named a beer after me? You're a part of this bar! Of course, I did! And more importantly, you're a friend of the old fland-man!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Aww...
+{{qf|Homer}} Aww...
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Now, you were asking me about any secret ingredients of business secrets or hidden weaknesses that I'd like to share?
+{{qf|Ned}} Now, you were asking me about any secret ingredients of business secrets or hidden weaknesses that I'd like to share?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Actually, don't tell me any of those. I'll just have another glass of "Homerbrau."
+{{qf|Homer}} Actually, don't tell me any of those. I'll just have another glass of "Homerbrau."
 ----
-:'''[[Moe]]''': In honor a' my new outlook. Let's get things started with happy hour for the next thirty minutes.
+{{qf|Moe}} In honor a' my new outlook. Let's get things started with happy hour for the next thirty minutes.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Thirty minutes? But that's only half an hour!
+{{qf|Homer}} Thirty minutes? But that's only half an hour!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Don't push you luch, buddy.
+{{qf|Moe}} Don't push you luch, buddy.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yes, sir.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir.