https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Dress_to_Distress Dress to Distress - Revision history 2026-04-07T22:33:23Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Dress_to_Distress&diff=1421644&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (3) 2025-09-15T16:33:03Z <p>replaced: … → ... (3)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 16:33, September 15, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l31" >Line 31:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 31:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|How dare you?! 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This counts as community service.}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Dress_to_Distress&diff=1421609&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Dress to Distress |image = x100px |level = 12 |update = {{TOCU|A Warmfyre Welcome}} |requirements = |charact..." 2025-09-15T16:05:49Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Dress to Distress |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Melric_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Melric Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 12 |update = {{TOCU|A Warmfyre Welcome}} |requirements = |charact...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Dress to Distress<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Melric Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 12<br /> |update = {{TOCU|A Warmfyre Welcome}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Melric]]<br /> |optional = [[Database]], [[Report Card]], [[Cosine Tangent]], [[Magnesium Man]]<br /> |internal = DressToDistress<br /> |id = 265044 - 265046<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Dress to Distress''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Warmfyre Welcome}} content update. It requires [[Melric]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Melric's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa, your costume is magnificent.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Costume? I know not what you speak. This is authentic adventurer attire.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, we thought you were here for the comic convention.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You would have won first prize for sure.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|How dare you?! I am the renowned Melric, wielder of the magic sword of—}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Wait…did you say prize?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah. Best costume wins.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|And what exactly is the reward?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|It's always a surprise. And it's always wonderful!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Then of course, I AM here for the convention.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Melric Pose for Pictures|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Database Ogle Melric's Costume|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Database]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Report Card Ogle Melric's Costume|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Report Card]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Cosine Tangent Ogle Melric's Costume|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Cosine Tangent]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Be careful, there are foul creatures afoot.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You mean those cellphones you just smashed?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I know not their name, but 'tis good to give evil a moniker. Lest we allow it to enter our hearts without realization. }}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}<br /> {{TB|This guy gets into character and he stays there.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Melric's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|What does one do at a convention?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|One attends panels and stands in a long line for a microphone to ask a question!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Don't forget playfighting. I cast lightning bolts!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Egads! This ne'er-do-well summons black magic. {{*}}hits Database{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Ow. You broke my armor. It took my Mom's whole dishwasher box to make that!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Look! Even more people are joining the action. Are the Superfriends ready for battle?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Rally to me, friends who are super. I shall smite thine enemies down!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Melric Playfight|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Cosine Tangent Rally the Superfriends|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Cosine Tangent]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Report Card Watch the Action|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Report Card]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Database Try to Fix His Armor|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Database]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|You DO know this is pretend fighting, right? Please stop destroying everyone's costumes.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|And allow the enemy to regroup? I shan't give them the satisfaction!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I think the bone in his head has affected the sane part of his brain.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Melric's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br /> {{TB|It is now time to reveal the winner of this year's &quot;best costume&quot;.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I'm sure it will be me.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Probably because you've destroyed everyone else's costumes.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And the winner is…Magnesium Man!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}waves to crowd{{*}} Thank you. Thank you all!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|You've robbed me of MY prize!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Easy, fella. We're all just here to have fun.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|My fun will be taking your life!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Melric Battle Magnesium Man|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Magnesium Man Kick Melric's Butt|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Magnesium Man]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Beaten}}<br /> {{TB|For a costumed commoner you're stronger than you look.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Wait…he's the REAL Magnesium Man?! What are you doing at a crummy convention like this?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Court order. This counts as community service.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I wanted to say that I'm giving my prize away. How about you?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Database Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|You mean it?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sure. You've had a bit of a rough day. Enjoy some karma.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Beaten}}<br /> {{TB|What about me? Where's my karma?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Here's yours. {{*}}punches Melric{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Melric Icon|Beaten}}<br /> {{TB|I never guessed there could be good and bad karma.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/A Warmfyre Welcome}}</div> Solar Dragon