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:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIGH.]
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer. What's wrong? Did you light Moe's on fire again trying to grill hot dogs in the bathroom?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No. [SIGH.]
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello, Homie. Dinner's almost ready. How was your day?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIGH.]
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hrmmm... if you're depressed, you have to talk bout it. You can't just stick your head in the refrigerator!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Fine! If you must know...
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh my! I forget the police love their donuts, too! Cheif Wiggum must be in a coma! Cheif?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' No time to talk, Marge. A criminal genius has come to town, and I won't rest until he's caught.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' But how are you still even awake?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' I've been mixing donut batter in my coffee for years, so I'm not going through withdrawal.
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:'''[[Herman]]:''' I understand your ladies are looking for some jeans. I got some right here you might like for a price.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' That's all we needed to hear! You're under arrest for selling counterfeit jeans! Again!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Wrong, partner. These jeans aren't fake... they're stolen! And we have several victims back at the station house just waiting to be reunited with their pants!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Freeze, donut theif!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Huh? I'm not the donut thief! I was just dumping this nuclear waste for Mr. Burns!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' That's even more illegal than stealing donuts!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' It is?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' If you were just dumping the nuclear waster, then who dropped all these donuts?
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' You're going away for along time, Mr. Burns.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Not if my bribe has anything to say about it.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sorry! I almost forgot about the corruption. Heh! Heh!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But don't worry, I see now that donuts won't work for my nefarious needs.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, that's it. I quit. I can't be a part of something as dishonest as this police force.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' That's okay. We have no money to pay you.

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	{{qf\|Marge}} Well, that's it. I quit. I can't be a part of something as dishonest as this police force.		{{qf\|Marge}} Well, that's it. I quit. I can't be a part of something as dishonest as this police force.
	{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} That's okay. We have no money to pay you.		{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} That's okay. We have no money to pay you.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIGH.]
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [SIGH.]
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer. What's wrong? Did you light Moe's on fire again trying to grill hot dogs in the bathroom?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Homer. What's wrong? Did you light Moe's on fire again trying to grill hot dogs in the bathroom?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' No. [SIGH.]
+{{qf|Homer}} No. [SIGH.]
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello, Homie. Dinner's almost ready. How was your day?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello, Homie. Dinner's almost ready. How was your day?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIGH.]
+{{qf|Homer}} [SIGH.]
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hrmmm... if you're depressed, you have to talk bout it. You can't just stick your head in the refrigerator!
+{{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm... if you're depressed, you have to talk bout it. You can't just stick your head in the refrigerator!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Fine! If you must know...
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine! If you must know...
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh my! I forget the police love their donuts, too! Chief Wiggum must be in a coma! Chief?
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh my! I forget the police love their donuts, too! Chief Wiggum must be in a coma! Chief?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' No time to talk, Marge. A criminal genius has come to town, and I won't rest until he's caught.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} No time to talk, Marge. A criminal genius has come to town, and I won't rest until he's caught.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' But how are you still even awake?
+{{qf|Marge}} But how are you still even awake?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' I've been mixing donut batter in my coffee for years, so I'm not going through withdrawal.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I've been mixing donut batter in my coffee for years, so I'm not going through withdrawal.
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-:'''[[Herman]]:''' I understand your ladies are looking for some jeans. I got some right here you might like for a price.
+{{qf|[[Herman Hermann]]}} I understand your ladies are looking for some jeans. I got some right here you might like for a price.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' That's all we needed to hear! You're under arrest for selling counterfeit jeans! Again!
+{{qf|Marge}} That's all we needed to hear! You're under arrest for selling counterfeit jeans! Again!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Wrong, partner. These jeans aren't fake... they're stolen! And we have several victims back at the station house just waiting to be reunited with their pants!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Wrong, partner. These jeans aren't fake... they're stolen! And we have several victims back at the station house just waiting to be reunited with their pants!
 ----
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Freeze, donut thief!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Freeze, donut thief!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Huh? I'm not the donut thief! I was just dumping this nuclear waste for Mr. Burns!
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh? I'm not the donut thief! I was just dumping this nuclear waste for Mr. Burns!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' That's even more illegal than stealing donuts!
+{{qf|Marge}} That's even more illegal than stealing donuts!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' It is?
+{{qf|Homer}} It is?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' If you were just dumping the nuclear waste, then who dropped all these donuts?
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} If you were just dumping the nuclear waste, then who dropped all these donuts?
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You're going away for along time, Mr. Burns.
+{{qf|Marge}} You're going away for along time, Mr. Burns.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Not if my bribe has anything to say about it.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Not if my bribe has anything to say about it.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sorry! I almost forgot about the corruption. Heh! Heh!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sorry! I almost forgot about the corruption. Heh! Heh!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But don't worry, I see now that donuts won't work for my nefarious needs.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} But don't worry, I see now that donuts won't work for my nefarious needs.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, that's it. I quit. I can't be a part of something as dishonest as this police force.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, that's it. I quit. I can't be a part of something as dishonest as this police force.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' That's okay. We have no money to pay you.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That's okay. We have no money to pay you.

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