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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Dollars_and_Dazzle&diff=1444196&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Dollars and Dazzle |image = x100px |level = 9 |update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} |requirements =..."2026-01-23T17:43:58Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Dollars and Dazzle |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Dieter_Wolfcastle_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 9 |update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} |requirements =..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = Dollars and Dazzle<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 9<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Dieter Wolfcastle]]<br />
|optional = [[Wolfcastle]]<br />
|internal = DollarsAndDazzle<br />
|id = 277035 - 277037<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
|premium = yes<br />
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'''Dollars and Dazzle''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} content update. It requires [[Dieter Wolfcastle]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Dieter Wolfcastle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|How is your clown training going, son?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Bored}}<br />
{{TB|It's lame.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's what you said about the sports car I just bought you.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Bored}}<br />
{{TB|That was lame, too. All my friends drive helicopters. Or they will when they're old enough to drive.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Enough whining. Show me what you've learned or I will take away your solid gold smart phone.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You're bluffing. If you did that, you'd have no way to track me.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Wrong. You have a microchip embedded in your spine.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|It is also a detonator.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|I'll be good!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dieter Wolfcastle Play Saxophones|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wolfcastle Nod Along|4 hours|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]] or [[Hello Krusty]]|char=[[Wolfcastle]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That big check I wrote to your clown school is paying off.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Bored}}<br />
{{TB|Pfft, all you did was bribe the principal. I'm the one that has to learn stuff. This isn't fair.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Have I shown you the detonator app on my phone?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|I mean…you're the best dad ever!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Dieter Wolfcastle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You've got the moves, now we just need to find your look.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|What's wrong with my look?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You need a new style, like when I transitioned to comedy movies and I wore tiny hats.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Bored}}<br />
{{TB|Your comedies were lame.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Again with the lame. "McBain: Laugh or Die" was hilarious, according to the Rotten Potatoes website that my publicists run.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Bored}}<br />
{{TB|Fine. It's been over an hour since you bought me something so whatever.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dieter Wolfcastle Try Different Hats|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wolfcastle Read His Comedy Reviews|4 hours|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]] or [[Hello Krusty]]|char=[[Wolfcastle]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Dieter Wolfcastle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Dieter, your principal called and said you quit clown school. What is the meaning of this?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Clowning just isn't for me, Dad. I want to be taken seriously, so I'm joining the A.V. Club.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You mean the club full of wussies and nerds?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|I thought you'd be proud of me. Weren't you in the A.V. Club when you were my age?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yah, but at my school "A.V." stood for "Austrian Vunderkinds".}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dieter Wolfcastle Call His Dad Lame|4 hours|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]] or [[Hello Krusty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wolfcastle Give Up|4 hours|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]] or [[Hello Krusty]]|char=[[Wolfcastle]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Dieter, I'm tired of all this fighting. If you want to join your little nerd club, then so be it.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks, Dad.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Now come and let my muscles hug you.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Uhh, Dad, it's hard to breathe when you squeeze me like that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Shhh. Just let the steroids work their healing magic, son.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Fears of a Clown}}</div>Solar Dragon