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:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]:''' Your Honor, my client had just turned his life around. His daughter recently bought a washing machine and promised him the box to live in.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you think they'll send Dad away forever?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, no, sweetie. They just want all our money.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' It's now official: a Springfield jury has decided that the life of [[Santa's Little Helper|this greyhound]] is more valuable than the life of [[Gil Gunderson|this Greyhound station inhabitant]].
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:'''Bart:''' ''[Sad]'' Santa's Little Helper didn't come home last night.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' If you were a dog these days, would you come home? It's like doggy heaven out there, only real.
:'''Bart:''' Doggy heaven isn't real?
:'''Homer:''' No! No, it's real! The dogs all have harps and wings.
:'''Bart:''' How do they play harps if they don't have fingers?
:'''Homer:''' Um... dogs have fingers in heaven.
:'''Bart:''' How do you know so much about dog heaven?
:'''Homer:''' ''[as an excuse]'' I died for five minutes and was sent there by mistake. Now leave me alone.
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:'''Marge:''' Gil? Why are you helping these people who think so little of you?
:'''[[Gil Gunderson|Gil]]:''' That's why I'm doin' it! To show everyone I'm not the town failure.
:'''[[Barney]]:''' I thought I was the town failure!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' You're not even that!
:'''Barney:''' Aw!
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-:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]:''' Your Honor, my client had just turned his life around. His daughter recently bought a washing machine and promised him the box to live in.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Do you think they'll send Dad away forever?
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you think they'll send Dad away forever?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} It's now official: a Springfield jury has decided that the life of [[Santa's Little Helper|this greyhound]] is more valuable than the life of [[Gil Gunderson|this Greyhound station inhabitant]].
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' It's now official: a Springfield jury has decided that the life of [[Santa's Little Helper|this greyhound]] is more valuable than the life of [[Gil Gunderson|this Greyhound station inhabitant]].
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[Sad]'' Santa's Little Helper didn't come home last night.
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+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} If you were a dog these days, would you come home? It's like doggy heaven out there, only real.
-:'''Bart:''' ''[Sad]'' Santa's Little Helper didn't come home last night.
+{{qf|Bart}} Doggy heaven isn't real?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' If you were a dog these days, would you come home? It's like doggy heaven out there, only real.
+{{qf|Homer}} No! No, it's real! The dogs all have harps and wings.
-:'''Bart:''' Doggy heaven isn't real?
+{{qf|Bart}} How do they play harps if they don't have fingers?
-:'''Homer:''' No! No, it's real! The dogs all have harps and wings.
+{{qf|Homer}} Um... dogs have fingers in heaven.
-:'''Bart:''' How do they play harps if they don't have fingers?
+{{qf|Bart}} How do you know so much about dog heaven?
-:'''Homer:''' Um... dogs have fingers in heaven.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[as an excuse]'' I died for five minutes and was sent there by mistake. Now leave me alone.
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