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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} In local news, champion angler Abe Simpson is retiring. Yes, it's o-fish-ial. After reeling in his 20th fishing derby win, he's finally bowing trout. Later, stay tuna for a sharking story about a local sturgeon with a cod complex who kills patients just for the halibut.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Whoa. It's sexy when you're on the local news for something not horrible.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I was hoping you'd write me a letter of recommendation.
{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Recommendation letter? No one's ever asked me to write one of those before. I've mainly just done letters to judges requesting leniency.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} The saga of the {{W|Oregon Trail}}, a poem by Milhouse Van Houten. "We started our journey to the Pacific. Because we heard that it was terrific."
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh, how do we cheat at rock skipping?
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't know. Making a plan to cheat in advance felt dishonest.
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{{qf|[[Rock-skipping announcer]]}} 22 skips! That's a throw worthy of the late, great Doink Anderson! Interesting fact-- he left his widow nothing.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm sorry to ask this, but... Are you cheating?
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I can't lie to you. Wait, that's a lie. I can lie and I have, but I'm not going to now.
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{{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, you're you. You're sweet, pure, incorruptible.
{{qf|Bart}} Dad, we ruined mom.
{{qf|Homer}} No! No! What have I done? Other than everything I know that I did?
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh, this is all our fault.
{{qf|Homer}} Son, we made a terrible mistake. But we can learn and do better. Let's never, ever bond again.
{{qf|Bart}} You're right. Never again.
{{qf|Homer}} Promise me this is the last time we hug.
{{qf|Bart}} I swear, dad. I swear.
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{{qf|Homer}} Go ahead. Kill me. Cleave my skull. I don't deserve to live after corrupting the only good person I've ever known.
{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} I don't know about that. We was just gonna rough you up a little bit.
{{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} Oh. Well, I mean, I... I guess we could kill you, but you probably need to sign a waiver or something.
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{{qf|[[Dean Belichick]]}} You think your application was the only one with embellishments? Look at these. This ten-year-old claims she performs open-heart surgery. This 12-year old said it was her idea to use big fat straws for boba tea. And you know what? We let them all in.

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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} In local news, champion angler Abe Simpson is retiring. Yes, it's o-fish-ial. After reeling in his 20th fishing derby win, he's finally bowing trout. Later, stay tuna for a sharking story about a local sturgeon with a cod complex who kills patients just for the halibut.