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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Sideshow_Mel" title="Sideshow Mel">Sideshow Mel</a>}} Krusty wanted ping pong balls to act as rain for this sketch, not bowling balls! {{qf|Man}} Getting the illiterate clown to fill out t...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Krusty wanted ping pong balls to act as rain for this sketch, not bowling balls!<br /> {{qf|Man}} Getting the illiterate clown to fill out the order form. Good thinking, pally!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} This harlequin has a severe case of comatitis!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Hi, TV executive Lindsey Naegle!<br /> {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Hi, Dr. Nick!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Arthur Crandall]]}} ''[throwing his voice to Krusty]'' My voice is being supplied by talented and handsome ventriloquist, Arthur Crandall, who you might remember from the &quot;[[Gabbo]]&quot; TV show. No hard feelings about me getting your show cancelled and having you and dear sweet Gabbo thrown into the streets?!<br /> {{qf|Arthur Crandall}} Not at all, Krusty!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} The ratings just came in, and they're fantastic!<br /> {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} That's Krusty's heart monitor! The ratings machine is next to it!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Mel, I want you to know I don't blame you!<br /> {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Thank you, Krusty.<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} That's for my lawyer to do!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Krusty I just got our ratings back, and the show has been cancelled.<br /> {{qf|Arthur Crandall}} ''[as New Krusty]'' What? I thought we were getting more viewers than ever!<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} I mean our insurance ratings. You're having too many accidents, and the insurance company won't cover you anymore. No insurance, no show!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Well, I'm going on vacation.<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} What?<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Until I re-register this copyright, anything I get in trouble for, he still takes the blame! I'm off to [[Tijuana]]!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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