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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Diets Are for Boobs
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements = [[Curvaceous Cave]]
|characters = [[Cavegirl Booberella]], [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Krusty]]
|optional =
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|premium = yes
}}

'''Diets Are for Boobs''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update. It requires [[Cavegirl Booberella]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
{{TB|Ever wonder how I got my booooob-iful physique?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Prehistoric plastic surgery? Some sort of stone-based implants, most likely?}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Actually, it's the revolutionary Neo-Paleo Diet!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it SOUNDS safe and effective. My only concern is: is it trendy?}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yes. It consists of the three foods our ancestor's bodies EVOLVED to eat: grubs, dirt, and starvation!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yum! I'm convinced!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Research Neo-Paleo Diet|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Cavegirl Booberella Sell Her Book|4 hours|[[Curvaceous Cave]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The Neo-Paleo Diet is so simple and easy. All you need is to buy my 450-page book!}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
{{TB|It explains the pseudoscience behind the diet, based on the latest hunches of top psychic nutritionists.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Slow down there, Professor! I'm sold!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cavegirl Booberella Market Her Diet|4 hours|[[Curvaceous Cave]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Begin Dieting|4 hours|[[Curvaceous Cave]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I've already lost two pounds on the Neo-Paleo Diet! And I've never felt hungrier!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Krusty Burger sales are down fifty percent! Where are all my customers?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We're living the natural, healthy lifestyle of our cavemen ancestors.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|I'm gonna live ‘til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Forage|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Research Diet Gimmicks|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
{{TB|Neo-Paleo Industries is proud to announce our new partnership!}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We are teaming with America's leader in fast, healthy food -- Krustyburger!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Try the New Neo-burger! It's loaded with all the good things cavemen crave -- grubs, grubs, and more grubs!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Which was always the main ingredient in my “burgers.” But now, it's a selling point!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at Krusty Burger|30 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|We're living the natural, healthy lifestyle of our cavemen ancestors.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
-{{TB|I'm gonna live ‘til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected!}}
+{{TB|I'm gonna live 'til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected!}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together…}}
+{{TB|Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Forage|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Research Diet Gimmicks|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Try the New Neo-burger! It's loaded with all the good things cavemen crave -- grubs, grubs, and more grubs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Which was always the main ingredient in my “burgers.” But now, it's a selling point!}}
+{{TB|Which was always the main ingredient in my "burgers." But now, it's a selling point!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at Krusty Burger|30 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}